Corn used my man-parts as a speedbag.

LJCannon

:laugh: Love that this Thread Rolled!!

almc170

Glad to see it's still going!

mmapags

Surprising how easy it is. Reading some of the posts on this site, it is clear as a society we really overly complicate weight loss and management.

CAN I GET AN AMEN!!

Yea, I totally agree. I think it is that we are always looking for shortcuts personally. We just like to believe there is some double secret formula that will make all the difference. Plus we want it now!!! Nevermind it took us years to get fat!!

CycleCarolina

I don't understand your topic title. If it's funny, I've missed it. But, that's half the amusement.

Thank you, for your well-stated dose of common sense. The long list of excuses and weird remedies boggle the mind, these days. I hope many read your list, and smile sheepishly, and admit, "maybe I've been a bit extreme/silly/gullible".

Did I read correctly? You've lost over 100 pounds??

Sidesteal

I don't understand your topic title. If it's funny, I've missed it. But, that's half the amusement

A speed bag is those things that boxers use. They punch it really fast as it dangles to and fro. When I wrote this, I wanted everyone to close their eyes and imagine a cob of corn with fists, doing a rope-a-dope on my man bag. That's basically what it meant. If you don't find it funny, it's either that it's not funny, or that I'm 13 years old between the ears, or both.

Thank you, for your well-stated dose of common sense. The long list of excuses and weird remedies boggle the mind, these days. I hope many read your list, and smile sheepishly, and admit, "maybe I've been a bit extreme/silly/gullible".

Did I read correctly? You've lost over 100 pounds??

Sublog (who kindly bumped this to a second thread) HAS indeed lost over 100lbs, and not only that but he knows his stuff when it comes to nutrition.

mmapags

I don't understand your topic title. If it's funny, I've missed it. But, that's half the amusement.

Thank you, for your well-stated dose of common sense. The long list of excuses and weird remedies boggle the mind, these days. I hope many read your list, and smile sheepishly, and admit, "maybe I've been a bit extreme/silly/gullible".

Did I read correctly? You've lost over 100 pounds??

His title is not meant to be understood! LOL He has a stash of whacky, funny eye catching thread titles that are meant to get your attention and be funny. He says he has a lot more of them! I can only imagine what the next one will be!

Sidesteal

I don't understand your topic title. If it's funny, I've missed it. But, that's half the amusement.

Thank you, for your well-stated dose of common sense. The long list of excuses and weird remedies boggle the mind, these days. I hope many read your list, and smile sheepishly, and admit, "maybe I've been a bit extreme/silly/gullible".

Did I read correctly? You've lost over 100 pounds??

His title is not meant to be understood! LOL He has a stash of whacky, funny eye catching thread titles that are meant to get your attention and be funny. He says he has a lot more of them! I can only imagine what the next one will be!

^ Honestly this is correct. This all started when I noticed that well written and informative posts would often fall off the first page to get lost, while random threads of randomness would go forever. I'm a sneaky bastage.

mmapags

I'm 13 years old between the ears.

This is where the smart money is Bro! LOL

Just_Dot

I'm just here for "Wizard Watch Twenty-Twelve."

Sidesteal

I'm just here for "Wizard Watch Twenty-Twelve."

LOL
Well played

Jules2Be

:drinker:

tobnrn

Woohoo.....round 2

Silverkittycat

okayyy.

taunto

I read through all your "statements" and while I find them scientifically sound, I will still disagree in an offensive manner.


DAMN YOU SIR AND YOUR "SCIENCE"!!!

Sidesteal

I love this. What about cardio?

I have several thoughts about cardio.

I think that ultimately, cardio is not necessary for weight loss. I DO think that cardio is a good activity to do for the majority (maybe that's too bold of a word here) of the overweight population trying to generally become fit. I think that for bodybuilding purposes cardio is a tool that allows more food or bigger deficits. If an individual is in a position that they need to choose between increasing activity to create a suitable deficit, or decreasing food intake, cardio could be the better choice.

I personally cannot stand cardio and as such, I don't do it.

rachemn

I need to read this every day. :drinker:

robin52077

inb4Taubes

jcmartin0313

I agree 100% except training for triathlons I sub weight lifting for endurance training but the idea is the same. Stop looking at the hocus pocus and get off your *kitten* to do something!

Sidesteal

I agree 100% except training for triathlons I sub weight lifting for endurance training but the idea is the same. Stop looking at the hocus pocus and get off your *kitten* to do something!

I absolutely believe that the individual will need to choose training that corresponds to their goal. The above makes perfect sense.

tpittsley77

Love this. Need to read frequently.... altho I am now off to do some cardio!