Low crab diet?

Linda_Darlene

I tried cooking low-crab for a while, but my husband thought I was being shellfish for changing his diet as well.

LOL Like this one a lot!

beachlover317

I've lost almost 120 pounds low carbing. I do not exceed more than 30 NET carbs a day....

I've never caught crabs in a NET. How does that work?:laugh:

Linda_Darlene

Crabs help with mussel health.

FrugalMomsRock75

I'm on a no crab diet.

No crap diet too.

marieautumn

i'm not much of a crab, carb or carp eater. i'm boring.

yvonnej1

you must be squidding, low crab, no way

jolarocknrolla

low-crab diets kick my halibut ;p

beachlover317

I'm on a no crab diet.

No crap diet too.

Don't eat it? Don't take any? Or just don't crap? lol

lunglady

No crabs? How do you keep your mussels?! If you want the body of a prawn star, you'd better change your... halibuts... *cringe*

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jessicae1aine

I'm not a fan of crabs... :P

mogolo

This thread is epic thx ^^

I tried eatting crabs one day but I couldnt reach, damn spinal cord always in the way of a man trying to motivate himself...

Jxnsmma

I think you misspelled "crap"

graelwyn

Love it, this thread has given me a giggle on a day when I really needed one, lol.
I don't watch my crabs, they tend to watch me.

ReadySara

I have...
Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
1. No
a) white bread
b) pasta
c) white rice
d) potatoes
e) flour tortillas

2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
a) fruits – UNLIMITED
1. best is:
a. apples
b. pears
c. oranges
d. berries
e. grapes
b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
1. chicken
2. turkey
3. seafood
4. fish
5. lean pork
d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
1. oatmeal
2. grape nuts
3. fiber one
4. shredded wheat
5. special k
e) dairy
1. low fat milk
2. cheese
3. yogurt
4. egg whites

f) oils and spread
1. olive oil
2. canola oil
3. fat free mayo
g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
1. low balsamic vinaigrette
2. fat free dressing
h) beverages
1. water – at least 100 oz per day
2. Crystal Light
3. ice tea
4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
a) bread – 2 slices per day
1. wheat
2. whole grain
3. wheat tortilla
b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

wildcata77

I guess I'm always on a low crab diet. I eat crablegs about twice a year, maybe? And some crabcakes now and then.

I go for shrimp a lot though. Peel and eat or low-country boil style. Other seafoods are good, too...seared or raw tuna, grouper, the occassional salmon.

TeraGC

I start to flounder if my crabs get too low

You are so punny!....

beachlover317

I have...
Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
1. No
a) white bread
b) pasta
c) white rice
d) potatoes
e) flour tortillas

2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
a) fruits – UNLIMITED
1. best is:
a. apples
b. pears
c. oranges
d. berries
e. grapes
b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
1. chicken
2. turkey
3. seafood
4. fish
5. lean pork
d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
1. oatmeal
2. grape nuts
3. fiber one
4. shredded wheat
5. special k
e) dairy
1. low fat milk
2. cheese
3. yogurt
4. egg whites

f) oils and spread
1. olive oil
2. canola oil
3. fat free mayo
g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
1. low balsamic vinaigrette
2. fat free dressing
h) beverages
1. water – at least 100 oz per day
2. Crystal Light
3. ice tea
4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
a) bread – 2 slices per day
1. wheat
2. whole grain
3. wheat tortilla
b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!

lizziebeth1028

I've lost almost 120 pounds low carbing. I do not exceed more than 30 NET carbs a day....

Congrats! Great job:flowerforyou:

But you may want to re-read this thread

littledumplings

there's something fishy going on here.....

itsjustdawn

Aww I almost feel sorry for the ones who miss the joke

beachlover317

Aww I almost feel sorry for the ones who miss the joke

almost.......

chocl8girl

Hah! I needed this laugh...

LatinaGordita

Wait a minute is crabs an STD? I do not have crabs!

heartofdorkness

This thread is making me laugh my bass off.

mogolo

Wait a minute is crabs an STD? I do not have crabs!

NO crabs are the stuff going around causing people to eat peoples faces off to much of that and you can kiss your weightloss journey goodbye.

littledumplings

Don't eat crabs! they are anemone!

TinaDay1114

Did someone say crabs?

ReadySara

I have...
Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
1. No
a) white bread
b) pasta
c) white rice
d) potatoes
e) flour tortillas

2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
a) fruits – UNLIMITED
1. best is:
a. apples
b. pears
c. oranges
d. berries
e. grapes
b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
1. chicken
2. turkey
3. seafood
4. fish
5. lean pork
d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
1. oatmeal
2. grape nuts
3. fiber one
4. shredded wheat
5. special k
e) dairy
1. low fat milk
2. cheese
3. yogurt
4. egg whites

f) oils and spread
1. olive oil
2. canola oil
3. fat free mayo
g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
1. low balsamic vinaigrette
2. fat free dressing
h) beverages
1. water – at least 100 oz per day
2. Crystal Light
3. ice tea
4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
a) bread – 2 slices per day
1. wheat
2. whole grain
3. wheat tortilla
b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!

Ummmmm, yeah I do eat
Just because I gave up 5 thing, don't mean I don't eat... I never said I gave up on everything and the list above are just a idea on what can help you eat.

boldtsmith

I tried eating high crabs once just for the halibut, but I got a wicket contact buzz.

graelwyn

Someone lost their sense of humour as well as their crabs, methinks, lol.