Low crab diet?

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  • Linda_Darlene
    Linda_Darlene Posts: 453 Member
    I tried cooking low-crab for a while, but my husband thought I was being shellfish for changing his diet as well.

    LOL Like this one a lot!
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    I've lost almost 120 pounds low carbing. I do not exceed more than 30 NET carbs a day....

    I've never caught crabs in a NET. How does that work?:laugh:
  • Linda_Darlene
    Linda_Darlene Posts: 453 Member
    Crabs help with mussel health.
  • FrugalMomsRock75
    FrugalMomsRock75 Posts: 698 Member
    I'm on a no crab diet.

    No crap diet too.
  • marieautumn
    marieautumn Posts: 928 Member
    i'm not much of a crab, carb or carp eater. i'm boring. :smile:
  • yvonnej1
    yvonnej1 Posts: 904 Member
    you must be squidding, low crab, no way
  • jolarocknrolla
    jolarocknrolla Posts: 236 Member
    low-crab diets kick my halibut ;p
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    I'm on a no crab diet.

    No crap diet too.

    Don't eat it? Don't take any? Or just don't crap? lol
  • lunglady
    lunglady Posts: 526 Member
    No crabs? How do you keep your mussels?! If you want the body of a prawn star, you'd better change your... halibuts... *cringe*

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
    I'm not a fan of crabs... :P
  • mogolo
    mogolo Posts: 30
    This thread is epic thx ^^

    I tried eatting crabs one day but I couldnt reach, damn spinal cord always in the way of a man trying to motivate himself...
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
    I think you misspelled "crap" ;)
  • graelwyn
    graelwyn Posts: 1,340 Member
    Love it, this thread has given me a giggle on a day when I really needed one, lol.
    I don't watch my crabs, they tend to watch me.
  • ReadySara
    ReadySara Posts: 86 Member
    I have...
    Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
    I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
    I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
    1. No
    a) white bread
    b) pasta
    c) white rice
    d) potatoes
    e) flour tortillas

    2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
    a) fruits – UNLIMITED
    1. best is:
    a. apples
    b. pears
    c. oranges
    d. berries
    e. grapes
    b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
    c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
    1. chicken
    2. turkey
    3. seafood
    4. fish
    5. lean pork
    d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
    1. oatmeal
    2. grape nuts
    3. fiber one
    4. shredded wheat
    5. special k
    e) dairy
    1. low fat milk
    2. cheese
    3. yogurt
    4. egg whites

    f) oils and spread
    1. olive oil
    2. canola oil
    3. fat free mayo
    g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
    1. low balsamic vinaigrette
    2. fat free dressing
    h) beverages
    1. water – at least 100 oz per day
    2. Crystal Light
    3. ice tea
    4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

    3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
    a) bread – 2 slices per day
    1. wheat
    2. whole grain
    3. wheat tortilla
    b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

    4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
    a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

    5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
    a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



    It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!
  • wildcata77
    wildcata77 Posts: 660
    I guess I'm always on a low crab diet. I eat crablegs about twice a year, maybe? And some crabcakes now and then.

    I go for shrimp a lot though. Peel and eat or low-country boil style. Other seafoods are good, too...seared or raw tuna, grouper, the occassional salmon.
  • TeraGC
    TeraGC Posts: 40 Member
    I start to flounder if my crabs get too low

    You are so punny!....
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    I have...
    Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
    I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
    I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
    1. No
    a) white bread
    b) pasta
    c) white rice
    d) potatoes
    e) flour tortillas

    2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
    a) fruits – UNLIMITED
    1. best is:
    a. apples
    b. pears
    c. oranges
    d. berries
    e. grapes
    b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
    c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
    1. chicken
    2. turkey
    3. seafood
    4. fish
    5. lean pork
    d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
    1. oatmeal
    2. grape nuts
    3. fiber one
    4. shredded wheat
    5. special k
    e) dairy
    1. low fat milk
    2. cheese
    3. yogurt
    4. egg whites

    f) oils and spread
    1. olive oil
    2. canola oil
    3. fat free mayo
    g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
    1. low balsamic vinaigrette
    2. fat free dressing
    h) beverages
    1. water – at least 100 oz per day
    2. Crystal Light
    3. ice tea
    4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

    3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
    a) bread – 2 slices per day
    1. wheat
    2. whole grain
    3. wheat tortilla
    b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

    4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
    a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

    5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
    a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



    It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
    I've lost almost 120 pounds low carbing. I do not exceed more than 30 NET carbs a day....

    Congrats! Great job:flowerforyou:

    But you may want to re-read this thread:wink:
  • littledumplings
    littledumplings Posts: 223 Member
    there's something fishy going on here.....
  • itsjustdawn
    itsjustdawn Posts: 1,073 Member
    Aww I almost feel sorry for the ones who miss the joke
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    Aww I almost feel sorry for the ones who miss the joke

    almost.......
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    Hah! I needed this laugh...
  • LatinaGordita
    LatinaGordita Posts: 377 Member
    Wait a minute is crabs an STD? I do not have crabs!
  • heartofdorkness
    heartofdorkness Posts: 60
    This thread is making me laugh my bass off.
  • mogolo
    mogolo Posts: 30
    Wait a minute is crabs an STD? I do not have crabs!

    NO crabs are the stuff going around causing people to eat peoples faces off :( to much of that and you can kiss your weightloss journey goodbye.
  • littledumplings
    littledumplings Posts: 223 Member
    Don't eat crabs! they are anemone!
  • TinaDay1114
    TinaDay1114 Posts: 1,328 Member
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    Did someone say crabs?
  • ReadySara
    ReadySara Posts: 86 Member
    I have...
    Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
    I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
    I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
    1. No
    a) white bread
    b) pasta
    c) white rice
    d) potatoes
    e) flour tortillas

    2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
    a) fruits – UNLIMITED
    1. best is:
    a. apples
    b. pears
    c. oranges
    d. berries
    e. grapes
    b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
    c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
    1. chicken
    2. turkey
    3. seafood
    4. fish
    5. lean pork
    d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
    1. oatmeal
    2. grape nuts
    3. fiber one
    4. shredded wheat
    5. special k
    e) dairy
    1. low fat milk
    2. cheese
    3. yogurt
    4. egg whites

    f) oils and spread
    1. olive oil
    2. canola oil
    3. fat free mayo
    g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
    1. low balsamic vinaigrette
    2. fat free dressing
    h) beverages
    1. water – at least 100 oz per day
    2. Crystal Light
    3. ice tea
    4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

    3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
    a) bread – 2 slices per day
    1. wheat
    2. whole grain
    3. wheat tortilla
    b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

    4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
    a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

    5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
    a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



    It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!

    Ummmmm, yeah I do eat
    Just because I gave up 5 thing, don't mean I don't eat... I never said I gave up on everything and the list above are just a idea on what can help you eat.
  • boldtsmith
    boldtsmith Posts: 120 Member
    I tried eating high crabs once just for the halibut, but I got a wicket contact buzz.
  • graelwyn
    graelwyn Posts: 1,340 Member
    Someone lost their sense of humour as well as their crabs, methinks, lol.

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