Low crab diet?

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  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
    I do low carb. Try to stay below 100 per day.

    Bahahaha
  • penguinlally
    penguinlally Posts: 331 Member
    what a goof I am.... I haven't laughed so hard in ages....THANKS guys! sure I burned a few extra calories laughing
  • lillydlc
    lillydlc Posts: 162 Member
    I have...
    Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
    I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
    I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
    1. No
    a) white bread
    b) pasta
    c) white rice
    d) potatoes
    e) flour tortillas

    2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
    a) fruits – UNLIMITED
    1. best is:
    a. apples
    b. pears
    c. oranges
    d. berries
    e. grapes
    b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
    c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
    1. chicken
    2. turkey
    3. seafood
    4. fish
    5. lean pork
    d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
    1. oatmeal
    2. grape nuts
    3. fiber one
    4. shredded wheat
    5. special k
    e) dairy
    1. low fat milk
    2. cheese
    3. yogurt
    4. egg whites

    f) oils and spread
    1. olive oil
    2. canola oil
    3. fat free mayo
    g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
    1. low balsamic vinaigrette
    2. fat free dressing
    h) beverages
    1. water – at least 100 oz per day
    2. Crystal Light
    3. ice tea
    4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

    3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
    a) bread – 2 slices per day
    1. wheat
    2. whole grain
    3. wheat tortilla
    b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

    4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
    a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

    5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
    a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



    It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!

    Ummmmm, yeah I do eat
    Just because I gave up 5 thing, don't mean I don't eat... I never said I gave up on everything and the list above are just a idea on what can help you eat.


    Honey they're talking "CRABS" C.R.A.B.S......not CARBS. Reread through the thread!

    I know,
    and if you read my post, I' am not talking about "C.R.A.B.S", I think you need to reread my thread honey


    Clam down dear, we are just sea-horsing around!
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
    Yeah, it's crappie when people don't fish out the real meaning, some people seem to have steelheads.
  • littledumplings
    littledumplings Posts: 223 Member
    I have...
    Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
    I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
    I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
    1. No
    a) white bread
    b) pasta
    c) white rice
    d) potatoes
    e) flour tortillas

    2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
    a) fruits – UNLIMITED
    1. best is:
    a. apples
    b. pears
    c. oranges
    d. berries
    e. grapes
    b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
    c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
    1. chicken
    2. turkey
    3. seafood
    4. fish
    5. lean pork
    d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
    1. oatmeal
    2. grape nuts
    3. fiber one
    4. shredded wheat
    5. special k
    e) dairy
    1. low fat milk
    2. cheese
    3. yogurt
    4. egg whites

    f) oils and spread
    1. olive oil
    2. canola oil
    3. fat free mayo
    g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
    1. low balsamic vinaigrette
    2. fat free dressing
    h) beverages
    1. water – at least 100 oz per day
    2. Crystal Light
    3. ice tea
    4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

    3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
    a) bread – 2 slices per day
    1. wheat
    2. whole grain
    3. wheat tortilla
    b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

    4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
    a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

    5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
    a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



    It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!

    Ummmmm, yeah I do eat
    Just because I gave up 5 thing, don't mean I don't eat... I never said I gave up on everything and the list above are just a idea on what can help you eat.


    Honey they're talking "CRABS" C.R.A.B.S......not CARBS. Reread through the thread!

    I know,
    and if you read my post, I' am not talking about "C.R.A.B.S", I think you need to reread my thread honey

    epic fucking facepalm

    That went down like the Titanic
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
    I've been wondering what the real porpoise of the thread is, still at least it's shed a ray of light on the evening and a dab of humour. Maybe I'll be able to winkle out the meaning in the morning

    Well, it obvious to me that the *sole* porpoise of this thread is just for the fun of it.
    It's amazing how we all so easily took the bait with this low crab thread. It will be *fin*ished soon enough, though.
    Obviously we can gather from this that fishery loves company.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    I always eat low carbs. It has to be under 100g a day, most of the times i stay around 60 g, depends on bow much I work out, so I dont crash. It works well for me, since low carbs, my BF is lower a n d lower


    Oh god, not again. I fillet headache coming on.
  • mfp_junkie
    mfp_junkie Posts: 359
    OMC! Free the Crabs!
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
    Great to meet such a shoal of like minded people, swimming in shallow waters...
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
    I always eat low carbs. It has to be under 100g a day, most of the times i stay around 60 g, depends on bow much I work out, so I dont crash. It works well for me, since low carbs, my BF is lower a n d lower


    Oh god, not again. I fillet headache coming on.

    You have no backbone, and are probably on a gilltfest
  • littledumplings
    littledumplings Posts: 223 Member
    We just need spongebob now!
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
    So many low crab claims are just anchoviebious - just remember that it's about the scale
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
    Some people just seem to soak it up like a sponge...*breem*ing with the urge to spawn that knowledge across the streams of human experience.

    Others are just Ahole(hole)s.

    Well I betta quit carpin' on this and chase my grouper kids in.
  • sleepychat
    sleepychat Posts: 7
    well I have a cat / maybe if I got a fish then I could have catfish....that tasty and low crabs...but i sure do miss my crabs....
  • TaniaW74
    TaniaW74 Posts: 27
    I may be shellfish jumping in now but I had to say that I thought this thread was *brill*iant :drinker:
  • starla5881
    starla5881 Posts: 190 Member
    I tried cooking low-crab for a while, but my husband thought I was being shellfish for changing his diet as well.
    Tell him to cook his own dinner for a change, and make it snapper.
  • Windy32
    Windy32 Posts: 54
    I am just a clamming to get in on this conversation. I was hooked and couldn't stop laughing.
  • Valera0466
    Valera0466 Posts: 319 Member
    No crabs? How do you keep your mussels?! If you want the body of a prawn star, you'd better change your... halibuts... *cringe*

    Love it!
  • jodycoady
    jodycoady Posts: 598 Member
    How many crabs does it take to make one crabby patty?

    hmmm
  • 12by311
    12by311 Posts: 1,716 Member
    Omg...Robin, you are killing me on this thread. I am crying.
  • TheAncientMariner
    TheAncientMariner Posts: 444 Member
    I don't like low crabs... they itch!
  • Drastiic
    Drastiic Posts: 322 Member
    Holy mackerel, this thread made me flounder around laughing my halibut off. This whole grouper deserves a silver dollar.
  • kittyinaz
    kittyinaz Posts: 300 Member
    Cod that was bad. Eely bad. I bait this thread won't go on much longer. It's getting roeful. I'm going to stop being koi, because I'm offishially going to bed now. Don't worry, I'm not fishing for compliments on this post - I'm just commenting for the halibut.
  • kittyinaz
    kittyinaz Posts: 300 Member
    No crabs? How do you keep your mussels?! If you want the body of a prawn star, you'd better change your... halibuts... *cringe*

    You can't be a prawnstar if you have crabs!
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    I love your sense of hum(uhumunukunukuapua')a.
  • momtokgo
    momtokgo Posts: 446 Member
    LOL, this is o-fish-ically the best thread ever.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    I find that when I'm picking them myself I just can't get in many crabs in one day, I start losing interest . . . now sea cucumbers on the other hand go great with clams.
  • Emilit_uk
    Emilit_uk Posts: 87
    Crabs or no crabs; just remember, any fin is possible if you don't trout yourself
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Necromancy Bump! :laugh:

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