Low crab diet?

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  • rhonniema
    rhonniema Posts: 522
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    i don't like crabs, they make me itch.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    i don't like crabs, they make me itch.

    maybe you're allergic to shellfish :wink:
  • ChelseaM18
    ChelseaM18 Posts: 303
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    happy-i-see-what-you-did-there.png

    LOL, funny :'D My face went like exactly like this :laugh:
  • kimmieyr1
    kimmieyr1 Posts: 189
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    You guys are good! This is a laugh I really needed today!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • boldtsmith
    boldtsmith Posts: 120 Member
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    humphff.... well try to help a girl out!!!

    You can only try so hard! ;)
    Listen shrimp, you’re going to make a lot of anemones here with that attitude! You better clam up before there’s a feeding frenzy.
  • graelwyn
    graelwyn Posts: 1,340 Member
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    epic fucking facepalm

    Noooo kidding.

    Qft, lol.
    Thank Cod most here have a sense of humour. There is a time and a plaice for everything.
  • Pablosammy
    Pablosammy Posts: 52 Member
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    humphff.... well try to help a girl out!!!

    You can only try so hard! ;)
    Listen shrimp, you’re going to make a lot of anemones here with that attitude! You better clam up before there’s a feeding frenzy.

    You're right... posting that was a missed-hake...
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
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    humphff.... well try to help a girl out!!!

    You can only try so hard! ;)
    Listen shrimp, you’re going to make a lot of anemones here with that attitude! You better clam up before there’s a feeding frenzy.

    Holy Mackerel!! I'm swimming in shark infested waters:noway:
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    No crabs? How do you keep your mussels?! If you want the body of a prawn star, you'd better change your... halibuts... *cringe*

    WIN*
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
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    I rather have a no crab diet but I do like the seafood diet that means I eat everything I see.

    This thread is a fantastic way to end the evening. I'm off to warm my cockles up as me old gran would say.
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
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    I have...
    Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
    I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
    I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
    1. No
    a) white bread
    b) pasta
    c) white rice
    d) potatoes
    e) flour tortillas

    2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
    a) fruits – UNLIMITED
    1. best is:
    a. apples
    b. pears
    c. oranges
    d. berries
    e. grapes
    b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
    c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
    1. chicken
    2. turkey
    3. seafood
    4. fish
    5. lean pork
    d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
    1. oatmeal
    2. grape nuts
    3. fiber one
    4. shredded wheat
    5. special k
    e) dairy
    1. low fat milk
    2. cheese
    3. yogurt
    4. egg whites

    f) oils and spread
    1. olive oil
    2. canola oil
    3. fat free mayo
    g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
    1. low balsamic vinaigrette
    2. fat free dressing
    h) beverages
    1. water – at least 100 oz per day
    2. Crystal Light
    3. ice tea
    4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

    3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
    a) bread – 2 slices per day
    1. wheat
    2. whole grain
    3. wheat tortilla
    b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

    4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
    a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

    5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
    a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



    It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!

    Ummmmm, yeah I do eat
    Just because I gave up 5 thing, don't mean I don't eat... I never said I gave up on everything and the list above are just a idea on what can help you eat.


    Honey they're talking "CRABS" C.R.A.B.S......not CARBS. Reread through the thread!

    I know,
    and if you read my post, I' am not talking about "C.R.A.B.S", I think you need to reread my thread honey

    epic fucking facepalm

    Allow me...

    tigerpalm.jpg
  • Ali_TSO
    Ali_TSO Posts: 1,172 Member
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    I know,
    and if you read my post, I' am not talking about "C.R.A.B.S", I think you need to reread my thread honey

    Maybe you should've gotten a side of "sense of humor"..... :cry:
  • littledumplings
    littledumplings Posts: 223 Member
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    I've just trawled through the whole thread again! Lolling so much my tummy is wobbling like a jelly fish! You're a bunch of prawn crackers!
  • littledumplings
    littledumplings Posts: 223 Member
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    Quote of the day has to be "Epic ****ing facepalm" lmao!
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    This is dolphinitely the best thread today, no squidding! You guys seized every oppor-tuna-ty to make a pun. Let minnow if you think of any more!
  • littledumplings
    littledumplings Posts: 223 Member
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    How come you can say the F word but I cant lol?
  • gettinthere
    gettinthere Posts: 529 Member
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    Thank you guys for the Monday funnies!!!
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
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    I've been wondering what the real porpoise of the thread is, still at least it's shed a ray of light on the evening and a dab of humour. Maybe I'll be able to winkle out the meaning in the morning
  • stephanj
    stephanj Posts: 898 Member
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    People people!
    Everyone knows, it's not about the high crabs or the low crabs, it's the quality of the crabs that matters. Slow crabs are better, just say no to the white crabs.
  • yvonnej1
    yvonnej1 Posts: 904 Member
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    I have...
    Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
    I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
    I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
    1. No
    a) white bread
    b) pasta
    c) white rice
    d) potatoes
    e) flour tortillas

    2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
    a) fruits – UNLIMITED
    1. best is:
    a. apples
    b. pears
    c. oranges
    d. berries
    e. grapes
    b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
    c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
    1. chicken
    2. turkey
    3. seafood
    4. fish
    5. lean pork
    d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
    1. oatmeal
    2. grape nuts
    3. fiber one
    4. shredded wheat
    5. special k
    e) dairy
    1. low fat milk
    2. cheese
    3. yogurt
    4. egg whites

    f) oils and spread
    1. olive oil
    2. canola oil
    3. fat free mayo
    g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
    1. low balsamic vinaigrette
    2. fat free dressing
    h) beverages
    1. water – at least 100 oz per day
    2. Crystal Light
    3. ice tea
    4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

    3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
    a) bread – 2 slices per day
    1. wheat
    2. whole grain
    3. wheat tortilla
    b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

    4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
    a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

    5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
    a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



    It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!

    Ummmmm, yeah I do eat
    Just because I gave up 5 thing, don't mean I don't eat... I never said I gave up on everything and the list above are just a idea on what can help you eat.


    Honey they're talking "CRABS" C.R.A.B.S......not CARBS. Reread through the thread!

    I know,
    and if you read my post, I' am not talking about "C.R.A.B.S", I think you need to reread my thread honey

    epic fucking facepalm

    it's no good, she's not herring what you're saying

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