Low crab diet?

Whitney_J

oh the puns, you people just can't kelp it can you?

Right?! One would pretty much have to be eel-literate to not get what is going on here!

SuffolkSally

eelyway, she's oystered by her own petard

TinaDay1114

**giggle snort** You people are krilling me. **guffaw snort**

i_miss_donuts

I used to think the clams of low-crab enthusiasts were a bunch abalone. But since switching to low-crab, I've changed my tuna. I'm getting boat-loads of compliments on my mussels and my hubby even said my bass looks better.

SuffolkSally

But I can't believe others would behave so caviarly

huntindawg1962

look at this - a kind of funny thread that is not likely to get locked and deleted nor anyone banned for participating!

robin52077

I know,
and if you read my post, I' am not talking about "C.R.A.B.S", I think you need to reread my thread honey

megsmom2

I have no puns to add....but I love you guys..even clueless Sara.

pbajwally

This is dolphinitely the best thread today, no squidding! You guys seized every oppor-tuna-ty to make a pun. Let minnow if you think of any more!

AWESOME.

yvonnej1

right well I'm off to bed for a kip-per

.....and that really was trawling the depths to come up with that one.

Pablosammy

I think we're running out... time to give up and mullet all over!

histora

Crab people have arrived...now, do we count them as jumbo crab, or small long pig?

nursenessa1

No crabs? How do you keep your mussels?! If you want the body of a prawn star, you'd better change your... halibuts... *cringe*

*WIN*

SuffolkSally

I think we're running out... time to give up and mullet all over!

Yeah the humour's s-pike-d

Grumbletron

I like the taste of crab meat, but once last summer I made the mistake of ordering a soft-shell crab sandwich without knowing what it was. Never again... Creepiest sandwich ever. >_>

beachlover317

I have...
Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
1. No
a) white bread
b) pasta
c) white rice
d) potatoes
e) flour tortillas

2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
a) fruits – UNLIMITED
1. best is:
a. apples
b. pears
c. oranges
d. berries
e. grapes
b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
1. chicken
2. turkey
3. seafood
4. fish
5. lean pork
d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
1. oatmeal
2. grape nuts
3. fiber one
4. shredded wheat
5. special k
e) dairy
1. low fat milk
2. cheese
3. yogurt
4. egg whites

f) oils and spread
1. olive oil
2. canola oil
3. fat free mayo
g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
1. low balsamic vinaigrette
2. fat free dressing
h) beverages
1. water – at least 100 oz per day
2. Crystal Light
3. ice tea
4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
a) bread – 2 slices per day
1. wheat
2. whole grain
3. wheat tortilla
b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!

Ummmmm, yeah I do eat
Just because I gave up 5 thing, don't mean I don't eat... I never said I gave up on everything and the list above are just a idea on what can help you eat.

Sarah - I didn't say YOU didn't eat. I said you went to a lot of trouble posting all this information on a thread that is being taken over by "worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something". Get it now???

Byn73

Lol I just got my laugh for the day. Thanks for that ; )

SuffolkSally

I like the taste of crab meat, but once last summer I made the mistake of ordering a soft-shell crab sandwich without knowing what it was. Never again... Creepiest sandwich ever. >_>

I'm off to play sardines, a good old fashioned English game in which people laugh

ladyraven68

I have...
Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
1. No
a) white bread
b) pasta
c) white rice
d) potatoes
e) flour tortillas

2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
a) fruits – UNLIMITED
1. best is:
a. apples
b. pears
c. oranges
d. berries
e. grapes
b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
1. chicken
2. turkey
3. seafood
4. fish
5. lean pork
d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
1. oatmeal
2. grape nuts
3. fiber one
4. shredded wheat
5. special k
e) dairy
1. low fat milk
2. cheese
3. yogurt
4. egg whites

f) oils and spread
1. olive oil
2. canola oil
3. fat free mayo
g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
1. low balsamic vinaigrette
2. fat free dressing
h) beverages
1. water – at least 100 oz per day
2. Crystal Light
3. ice tea
4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
a) bread – 2 slices per day
1. wheat
2. whole grain
3. wheat tortilla
b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!

Ummmmm, yeah I do eat
Just because I gave up 5 thing, don't mean I don't eat... I never said I gave up on everything and the list above are just a idea on what can help you eat.

Sarah - I didn't say YOU didn't eat. I said you went to a lot of trouble posting all this information on a thread that is being taken over by "worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something". Get it now???

I don't think she got the porpoise of the thread.

Poor Sole.

SmallBodyBigHeart

Lol I thought it said "Low carb diet"

msbanana

No crabs? How do you keep your mussels?! If you want the body of a prawn star, you'd better change your... halibuts... *cringe*

Ha! Sea what you did there?

chickentunashake

I always eat low carbs. It has to be under 100g a day, most of the times i stay around 60 g, depends on bow much I work out, so I dont crash. It works well for me, since low carbs, my BF is lower a n d lower

AJ_Pete

I prefer a high crab diet. Preferably with a cheap beer to wash it down and the smell of citronella candles to set the mood for the mad passionate love I'm about to force upon said crabs.

penguinlally

I thought you meant carbs.... I'm all over low carbs I'm such a carnivore! Crabs aren't bad - its how you cook them and serve them... We had a super tasty crab and shrimp salad for lunch yesterday... stayed well within calories...yummo

frootcat

I don't have a problem with the crabs so much, it's the butter I douse them in.

Whitney_J

I've been wondering what the real porpoise of the thread is, still at least it's shed a ray of light on the evening and a dab of humour. Maybe I'll be able to winkle out the meaning in the morning

Well, it obvious to me that the *sole* porpoise of this thread is just for the fun of it.
It's amazing how we all so easily took the bait with this low crab thread. It will be *fin*ished soon enough, though.
Obviously we can gather from this that fishery loves company.

getfitdiva

I just want to get in this thread b/c it reminds me of somebody cough *JAC* cough.

Okay I prefer crab legs or crab cake w/ that crab cake sauce w/ mashed potatoes. YUMMERS.

On the other hand when I got low-carb I get crabby!

histora

All of these puns are starting to get a bit muskie...like a wet dog(fish).

littledumplings

I always eat low carbs. It has to be under 100g a day, most of the times i stay around 60 g, depends on bow much I work out, so I dont crash. It works well for me, since low carbs, my BF is lower a n d lower

Hook, line and sinker

robin52077

I always eat low carbs. It has to be under 100g a day, most of the times i stay around 60 g, depends on bow much I work out, so I dont crash. It works well for me, since low carbs, my BF is lower a n d lower