Things I learned from mfp today:

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  • thunderchld
    thunderchld Posts: 46 Member
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    Today I learned my opinion doesn't matter and I shouldn't post it. I also learned that I am so fraking confused I have no idea what to do about eating or not eating except when I exercise or don't.

    I also learned that I can make chocolate milk with unsweetened cocoa powder.

    And, because I need to be like everyone else...boobies.

    And I had cold pizza for breakfast.
  • enewsome2
    enewsome2 Posts: 355 Member
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    The more you read, the more you are confused.

    The only threads that make any sense are mostly about boobies.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    I learned that there is a such thing as clean eating and SOME of the people who practice it are extra Nazi-ish about it. There are rules for dealing with said people practicing said diet:
    1. Don't have an opinion contrary to theirs
    2. Don't post what you eat
    3. Praise them for being so awesome at sticking to it
    4. Do not, and I repeat do not tell them there are other options or else their head will explode!

    You forgot 'dont eat pizza. Ever.'

    ^^^^
    This one is trying to be funny!!! LOL and SMH

    I only post with love!
    The more you read, the more you are confused.

    The only threads that make any sense are mostly about boobies.

    Truth.
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
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    A day on the forums is not complete without a few posts which have subtle sexual innuendo in their titles.
  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
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    What? There's no MFP Fairy Godputer????

    Waaaaaaah :sad:

    Next you'll be telling me that the "You will weight xxxx in 5 weeks" isn't an actual prediction!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    A day on the forums is not complete without a few posts which have subtle sexual innuendo in their titles.

    I've only ever seen the blatant innuendo. Maybe the subtle ones were too subtle. :-P
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
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    A day on the forums is not complete without a few posts which have subtle sexual innuendo in their titles.

    I've only ever seen the blatant innuendo. Maybe the subtle ones were too subtle. :-P

    Depends what kinda mind you have! :laugh: :laugh:

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