Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?!?!

LauraMacNCheese
LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • artbkward
    artbkward Posts: 238 Member
    Are the swallows African or European?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Are the swallows African or European?

    African swallow may-be...but African swallows aren't mi-gra-tory...
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    The only thing I got out of this is.....Swallows
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Are the swallows African or European?

    African swallow may-be...but African swallows aren't mi-gra-tory...

    The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin
    or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not
    strangers to our land.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
    :noway:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Supposing two swallows carried it together?
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
    :noway:

    Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Bring out your dead!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Supposing two swallows carried it together?

    No, they'd have to have it on a line. Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Bring out your dead!

    Here's one... nine pence.
  • heavensshadow
    heavensshadow Posts: 264 Member
    so...if she weighs the same...as a duck, she floats.....and therefore.......a witch!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Where'd you get the coconuts?

    We found them.

    Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!

    What do you mean?

    Well, this is a temperate zone.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    That's no ordinary rabbit
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    so...if she weighs the same...as a duck, she floats.....and therefore.......a witch!

    What do we burn, apart from witches? MORE WITCHES!!!!
  • johnodriscoll3
    johnodriscoll3 Posts: 24
    Are the swallows African or European?

    uhh..well...I don't know that

    YAHHHHHH!!!!
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    he could grip it by the husk
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    He's got big and sharp pointy teeth like thiiiis!!!
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  • ComicBookGeekGirl
    ComicBookGeekGirl Posts: 202
    The only thing I got out of this is.....Swallows
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jgunn81
    jgunn81 Posts: 243 Member
    The only thing I got out of this is.....Swallows

    This
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
    A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
  • iluvprettyshoes
    iluvprettyshoes Posts: 605 Member
    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
    :noway:

    It could grip it by the husks...
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    This is all a bit rather silly.
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    We demand...A SHRUBBERY!
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
  • CarSidDar
    CarSidDar Posts: 118 Member
    You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
  • irishcanadianwoman
    irishcanadianwoman Posts: 147
    What is your favourite colour?
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    You can never have to much Monty Python, but you can have to many mints.

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