Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?!?!

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  • artbkward
    artbkward Posts: 238 Member
    "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    She has HUGE.....tracts of land.
  • this1bigdog
    this1bigdog Posts: 350 Member
    I don't need saving!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Running away, eh? You yellow *kitten*! Come back here and take what's coming to ya! I'll bite your legs off!!!!
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    [the cartoon Knights are being chased by the animated Beast of Aaaaauuuugggggghhh]
    Narrator: And as the Black Beast lurched forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!
    [cut to the animator shown cringing]
    Animator: Ughck!
    [falls backwards in his chair]
    Narrator: [back to the cartoon] The cartoon peril was no more.
    [Beast of Aaaaauuuugggggghhh disappears]
    Narrator: The quest for the Holy Grail could continue.
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    Minstrel: [singing] He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering off And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,407 Member
    Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
  • CarSidDar
    CarSidDar Posts: 118 Member
    Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest
    ... with... a herring!
  • miranda_mom
    miranda_mom Posts: 873 Member
    She has HUGE.....tracts of land.

    My husband bought me a shirt that says that - he's mad because I refuse to wear it in public.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
    WIN
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
  • olee67
    olee67 Posts: 208 Member
    what are ya gonna do, bleed on me?
  • rchupka87
    rchupka87 Posts: 542 Member
    Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
  • KatiD83
    KatiD83 Posts: 152 Member
    We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot


    C&P eat me...

    ^^This! Anything Monty Python makes me laugh my *kitten* off.
  • contingencyplan
    contingencyplan Posts: 3,639 Member
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
  • carramel0705
    carramel0705 Posts: 183 Member
    Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
  • mamato2babes
    mamato2babes Posts: 90
    LOVE THIS!!!
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    I'm not dead yet!
  • manasunshine
    manasunshine Posts: 130
    thats a coconut? i thought thats a bowling ball :noway:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

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  • twinmom14ek
    twinmom14ek Posts: 174 Member
    Look, you stupid *kitten*. You've got no arms left.
    Yes I have.
    Look!
    It's just a flesh wound.
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    well, I guess I could stay a bit longer
  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
    PLEASE let me have just a little bit of the peril?

    No, it's too perilous!
  • ccadroz93
    ccadroz93 Posts: 136 Member
    It's only a flesh wound!!
  • PANZERIA
    PANZERIA Posts: 471 Member
    Now go away or I shall mock you a second time-ah!
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
    Blue...no red! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    It's only a flesh wound!!

    Look, you stupid *kitten*, you've got no arms left!
  • RiverDancer68
    RiverDancer68 Posts: 221 Member
    You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt!

    Probably my favorite line from HG! I have to read it in a French accent also! LMAO :laugh:
  • twinmom14ek
    twinmom14ek Posts: 174 Member
    What makes you think she's a witch?
    Well, she turned me into a newt!
    A newt?
    ... I got better.
    Burn her anyway!

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