Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?!?!

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Who's that then?
    I dunno, must be a king.
    Why?
    He hasn't got **** all over him.
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    you must count....to 3
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    If I went 'round sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt!
  • CarSidDar
    CarSidDar Posts: 118 Member
    I feel much better.
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    come see the violence inherent in the system
  • rchupka87
    rchupka87 Posts: 542 Member
    FAVORITE movie of ALL TIME!!!

    What else floats in water?
    Bread.
    Apples.
    Very small rocks.
    Cider.
    Gravy.
    Cherries.
    Mud.
    Churches.
    Lead! Lead!
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    moistened BINT...

    He is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot


    C&P eat me...
  • reallyally1
    reallyally1 Posts: 82
    Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    NONE shall pass.
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH


    Ooooooooohhhh!!! No, no...aaaaarrrggghhh...from the back of the throat...
  • reallyally1
    reallyally1 Posts: 82
    And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

    And they ate Robin's minstrels...and there was much rejoicing...
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
    She turned me into a newt!

    You don't look like a newt.

    I GOT BETTER!
  • amersmanders
    amersmanders Posts: 118 Member
    I have that Woot shirt :)

    Old woman!
    Man!
    Man, sorry. What man lives in that castle over there.
    I'm 37
    What?
    I'm 37, I'm not old.
    Well I can't just call you man.
    You could say Dennis.
    Well I didn't know you were called Dennis.
    You didn't bother to ask now, did you?
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
    Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
    Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
    Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
    Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
    Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
    Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
    Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
    Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
    Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
    Sir Lancelot: Am not.
  • CarSidDar
    CarSidDar Posts: 118 Member
    You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
  • MustBeTheRows
    MustBeTheRows Posts: 377 Member
    It usually takes two swallows.
  • Rixx31
    Rixx31 Posts: 220 Member
    Welcome, brave Sir knight. Welcome to Castle Anthrax!!
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    It usually takes two swallows.

    ahhhh, back to the true heart of the matter
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life -- bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear....
  • olee67
    olee67 Posts: 208 Member
    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    and my personal favorite..

    Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
    All: And me. And me too. And me.
    Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Buahahaha!!! Thanks for the laugh! Now I need to go buy it on Amazon so I can watch it again...


    "Welcome to Castle Anthrax!"
  • FrugalMomsRock75
    FrugalMomsRock75 Posts: 698 Member
    Come along, Patsy!
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    It's a flesh wound!

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