Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?!?!

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  • ComicBookGeekGirl
    ComicBookGeekGirl Posts: 202
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    The only thing I got out of this is.....Swallows
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jgunn81
    jgunn81 Posts: 243 Member
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    The only thing I got out of this is.....Swallows

    This
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
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    A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
  • iluvprettyshoes
    iluvprettyshoes Posts: 605 Member
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    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
    :noway:

    It could grip it by the husks...
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    This is all a bit rather silly.
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
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    We demand...A SHRUBBERY!
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,664 Member
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    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
  • CarSidDar
    CarSidDar Posts: 118 Member
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    You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
  • irishcanadianwoman
    irishcanadianwoman Posts: 147
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    What is your favourite colour?
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    You can never have to much Monty Python, but you can have to many mints.

    monty-pythons-the-meaning-of-life.jpg
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Who's that then?
    I dunno, must be a king.
    Why?
    He hasn't got **** all over him.
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
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    you must count....to 3
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    If I went 'round sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt!
  • CarSidDar
    CarSidDar Posts: 118 Member
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    I feel much better.
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
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    come see the violence inherent in the system
  • rchupka87
    rchupka87 Posts: 543 Member
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    FAVORITE movie of ALL TIME!!!

    What else floats in water?
    Bread.
    Apples.
    Very small rocks.
    Cider.
    Gravy.
    Cherries.
    Mud.
    Churches.
    Lead! Lead!
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
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    moistened BINT...

    He is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,143 Member
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    We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot


    C&P eat me...
  • reallyally1
    reallyally1 Posts: 82
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    Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH

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