Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?!?!

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  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    I'll bite your legs off! :devil:
  • iluvprettyshoes
    iluvprettyshoes Posts: 605 Member
    Some call me .......Tim?
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    I'm so happy now!:happy:
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    Narrator: Meanwhile, not more than two swallow's flights away, Arthur and Bedivere had discovered something. Oh, that's an unladen swallow's flight away, obviously. There were more than two laden swallow's flights away, four really, if they had the coconut on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking, and dragging the coconut...
    Army: Get on with it!
    Narrator: And now on to scene 24. A smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Arthur discovers a vital clue, and in which there aren't any swallows, though I think you can hear a starling...
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    Minstrel: [singing] He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off And his penis...
    Sir Robin: That's enough music for now, lads.
  • dizzycoolbabe
    dizzycoolbabe Posts: 28 Member
    I saw a tee shirt with this question on - written across a woman's chest - need I say anymore? :|
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    i fart in your general direction.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    some call me...........................................






    tim?
  • KatiD83
    KatiD83 Posts: 152 Member
    Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

    King Arthur: Bloody peasant!

    Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

    My fave scene!
  • hajenkatt
    hajenkatt Posts: 331 Member
    That's no ordinary rabbit

    Look at the bones!!!
  • JanineHarrison
    JanineHarrison Posts: 164 Member
    What a great ending to the day! Now I must........ "Run awaaay"!
  • sz8soon
    sz8soon Posts: 816 Member
    "There is some lovely filth down here":smile:

    This thread is making my day !
  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
    and my personal favorite..

    Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
    All: And me. And me too. And me.
    Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

    I think one of the BEST scenes in the movie.
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    Tim: There he is!
    King Arthur: Where?
    Tim: There!
    King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
    Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
    King Arthur: You silly sod!
    Tim: What?
    King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
    Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
    King Arthur: Ohh.
    Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
    Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
    Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
    Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
    Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
    Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
    Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
    Tim: I'm warning you!
    Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
    Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
    King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
    Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Minstrel: [singing] He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off And his penis...
    Sir Robin: That's enough music for now, lads.

    The minstrels were eaten on Page 2 of this thread...you've now been sacked.
  • CallieM15
    CallieM15 Posts: 910 Member
    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
    :noway:

    My favorite part of that argument... ^^^


    And Sir Galahad the chaste In castle anthrax section.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Perhaps if we build a large, wooden badger...
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    [after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]
    Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?
  • rowdylibrarian
    rowdylibrarian Posts: 251 Member
    Sir Galahad-the-Chaste: "Well...I could stay a BIT longer..." :)
  • ccadroz93
    ccadroz93 Posts: 136 Member
    A herring???!!!
  • sz8soon
    sz8soon Posts: 816 Member
    Ni
  • chezmama
    chezmama Posts: 396 Member
    We demand...A SHRUBBERY!

    You beat me to it!
  • lmarshel
    lmarshel Posts: 674 Member
    i fart in your general direction.

    Fetchez la vache!!!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I want to be a woman...from now on, I want you all to call me "Loretta".












    Bwahahahahha! :bigsmile:
  • curtnrod
    curtnrod Posts: 223 Member
    Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred.
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    just a little pierl ?
  • stevean
    stevean Posts: 7 Member
    'Tis but a scratch!
  • Woman: Well how'd you become king then?

    King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

    Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    What's so funny about "Biggus D!ckus?
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    Sorry....Wrong movie
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