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    Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?!?!

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    • Posts: 4,584 Member
      I'll bite your legs off! :devil:
    • Posts: 605 Member
      Some call me .......Tim?
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      I'm so happy now!:happy:
    • Posts: 1,052 Member
      Narrator: Meanwhile, not more than two swallow's flights away, Arthur and Bedivere had discovered something. Oh, that's an unladen swallow's flight away, obviously. There were more than two laden swallow's flights away, four really, if they had the coconut on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking, and dragging the coconut...
      Army: Get on with it!
      Narrator: And now on to scene 24. A smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Arthur discovers a vital clue, and in which there aren't any swallows, though I think you can hear a starling...
    • Posts: 1,052 Member
      Minstrel: [singing] He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off And his penis...
      Sir Robin: That's enough music for now, lads.
    • Posts: 28 Member
      I saw a tee shirt with this question on - written across a woman's chest - need I say anymore? :|
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      i fart in your general direction.
    • Posts: 4,323 Member
      some call me...........................................






      tim?
    • Posts: 152 Member
      Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

      King Arthur: Bloody peasant!

      Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

      My fave scene!
    • Posts: 331 Member
      That's no ordinary rabbit

      Look at the bones!!!
    • Posts: 164 Member
      What a great ending to the day! Now I must........ "Run awaaay"!
    • Posts: 816 Member
      "There is some lovely filth down here":smile:

      This thread is making my day !
    • Posts: 869 Member
      and my personal favorite..

      Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
      All: And me. And me too. And me.
      Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

      I think one of the BEST scenes in the movie.
    • Posts: 1,840 Member
      Tim: There he is!
      King Arthur: Where?
      Tim: There!
      King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
      Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
      King Arthur: You silly sod!
      Tim: What?
      King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
      Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
      King Arthur: Ohh.
      Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
      Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
      Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
      Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
      Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
      Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
      Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
      Tim: I'm warning you!
      Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
      Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
      King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
      Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      Minstrel: [singing] He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off And his penis...
      Sir Robin: That's enough music for now, lads.

      The minstrels were eaten on Page 2 of this thread...you've now been sacked.
    • Posts: 910 Member
      It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
      :noway:

      My favorite part of that argument... ^^^


      And Sir Galahad the chaste In castle anthrax section.
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      Perhaps if we build a large, wooden badger...
    • Posts: 1,840 Member
      [after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]
      Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?
    • Posts: 251 Member
      Sir Galahad-the-Chaste: "Well...I could stay a BIT longer..." :)
    • Posts: 136 Member
      A herring???!!!
    • Posts: 816 Member
      Ni
    • Posts: 396 Member
      We demand...A SHRUBBERY!

      You beat me to it!
    • Posts: 674 Member
      i fart in your general direction.

      Fetchez la vache!!!
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      I want to be a woman...from now on, I want you all to call me "Loretta".












      Bwahahahahha! :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 223 Member
      Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred.
    • Posts: 1,408 Member
      just a little pierl ?
    • Posts: 7 Member
      'Tis but a scratch!
    • Posts: 181
      Woman: Well how'd you become king then?

      King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

      Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
    • Posts: 900 Member
      What's so funny about "Biggus D!ckus?
    • Posts: 900 Member
      Sorry....Wrong movie
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