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  • Sbehlmer
    Sbehlmer Posts: 464 Member
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    Caution: Under Construction

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  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
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    "Danger: Trust Me...Danger"
  • louisey112
    louisey112 Posts: 576 Member
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    OMG .. these are great!!! Would have never thought of some of these. Thanks for the entertainment :)
  • Bahet
    Bahet Posts: 1,254 Member
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    Keep out of reach of children.

    Do not expose to extreme temperatures.

    Misuse may result in explosion and bodily harm.
  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
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    Mood changes can occur without warning
    Mass Adorableness approaching
    Conversation may not be suitable for young children :P
  • stephc0711
    stephc0711 Posts: 1,026 Member
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    Warning: May contain sexual innuendo.


    This is me! :)
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
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    Will bore you to death
  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
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    quotes scripture with provocation...
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
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    Sold as is...
  • Medea81
    Medea81 Posts: 69
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    Warning: Do not leave children unattended, may result in children knowing the commands, Sit, Stay, Down and Shake...
    Warning: Do not feed after midnight
    Warning: If temperature is over 75 and sunny, and you leave your dog in your car, brick shall be smashed through your window
  • comogirl
    comogirl Posts: 154 Member
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    Be ware of temper.
  • danimal5867
    danimal5867 Posts: 390
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    Warning: This individual is extremely allergic to stupidity. If this describes you in anyway, save yourself by turning around and running away.
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
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    JERSEY GIRL!!! 'Nuff said lol
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
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    caution:: will feed children chocolate and soda before returning them:bigsmile:
  • anabell31
    anabell31 Posts: 268
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    Do not mix with alcohol
    Does not play well with others
  • Ry3nb
    Ry3nb Posts: 134
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    Close cover before striking.
    Post no bills
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
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    This is easy


    Please Note: "Filter" has been removed!




    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
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    Caution: This individual is prone to debate and will not be silent in the face of intolerance.

    This side up. ^
  • Ry3nb
    Ry3nb Posts: 134
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    Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
    Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool. Process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
  • Ry3nb
    Ry3nb Posts: 134
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    just see the below link

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia:General_disclaimer

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