If You Came With a Warning Label ...

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    My kind'a lady!... <edit> And yes... it indeed makes me the typical guy... it's all the other stuff I do and like and am that sets me apart! :tongue:

    You have Underdog amongst your pix (yeah, I creeped, LOL!)...the awesomeness of that totally trumps the corny jokes :bigsmile:

    Told'ja... well worth looking past the label. Should I mention that I can also juggle? :happy:

    Juggle, you say? You have my attention...

    Prolly shouldn't mention what I can tie cherry stems into knots with, eh?

    Tease :bigsmile:

    Only at first. :wink:

    Believe it when I see it :bigsmile:
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
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    Warning: manufactured in a plant with nuts, though product does not contain nuts.
  • apgant
    apgant Posts: 82 Member
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    Caution: Has been known to be explosive without warning :explode:
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
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    Warning: Insanely picky with men, but gets scarily attached to ones that qualify
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
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    "Warning: contents may combust under pressure"

    Unfortunately I'm pretty sure this would fit me. I don't deal with stress anymore.

    That or: Store at temperatures between 45-75 degrees, keep out of direct sunlight.
  • CarrieQuiteContrary
    CarrieQuiteContrary Posts: 98 Member
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    Attention: Short, loud and possibly insane. Please use caution when approaching.
  • Impy84
    Impy84 Posts: 430
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    Caution: does not play well with others
    Warning: maintain 3.5ft distance
    Warning: bites
  • MrsM1ggins
    MrsM1ggins Posts: 724 Member
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    Warning: sarcasm likely
  • itgeekwoman
    itgeekwoman Posts: 804 Member
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    standard messaging rates may apply
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,856 Member
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    Explicit content. Mature audiences only.

    Makes frequent stops for no apparent reason.

    Extremely volatile.
  • Still_Fluffy
    Still_Fluffy Posts: 341 Member
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    Extremely blunt, ask for opinions at your own risk
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
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    Warning: Intended for audiences over the age of 18
  • momof8munchkins
    momof8munchkins Posts: 1,167 Member
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    Warning subject is sweet , spicy and a little sassy-at times can be a tad moody and must have regular doses of sleep, coffee, bacon and chocolate
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
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    WARNING: Do not mistake kindness for weakness!
  • mandimuscles
    mandimuscles Posts: 107 Member
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    Love this thread!
  • ForeverIrish
    ForeverIrish Posts: 232 Member
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    "Warning: Can verbally blister the skin off a man at 15 paces if provoked."
  • brittvee
    brittvee Posts: 123
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    Warning: fall risk.
    Warning: has the IQ of Patrick Star.

    Lol
  • skmolove
    skmolove Posts: 191 Member
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    "hot mess, when the heat index is above 100 degrees & kids are playing softball" :sad:
  • AwesomeOne66
    AwesomeOne66 Posts: 220
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    Dangerous curves ahead!
  • mineboy
    mineboy Posts: 2,478 Member
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    Do not feed me, unless you take me home

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