fifty shades of dieting

george29223
george29223 Posts: 556 Member
edited October 19 in Chit-Chat
Oh my…I didn’t know it would feel like this…didn’t know it could feel as good as this. My thoughts are scattering…there’s only sensation…only you..only you…only ...oh god… please…I stiffen. the first bite of a krispy cream after dieting for 6 months


my lips are parted - waiting, coiled to strike. Desire - acute, liquid and smoldering, combusts deep in my belly............taco bell after dieting

We pick up the rhythm… up, down, up, down… over and over… and it feels so… good. Between my panting breaths, the deep down, brimming fullness… the vehement sensation pulsing through me that’s building quickly, I watch her, our eyes locked… and I see wonder there, i wonder when the damn waitress is gonna bring my chicken pot pit after 8 monbths of dieting

Anticipation hangs heavy and portentous over my head like a dark tropical
storm cloud. Butterflies flood my belly – as well as a darker, carnal, captivating ache as I try to imagine what she will do to me ....after my date comes back from the bathroom and figures out i nom nom nomm all her cheese cake.

I close my eyes, feeling the build up… pushing me higher, higher to the castle in the air. why in the hell did they build the white castle on top of a hill?

Hmm… he’s soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet, and surprisingly tasty...nathens hotdog with chilli mmmmm
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  • psiren28
    psiren28 Posts: 530 Member
    :laugh: and much better written than the original
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    loved this more than the book!
  • Swissmiss
    Swissmiss Posts: 8,754 Member
    You should write your own book.
  • naughtyfushsia_wechnaged
    naughtyfushsia_wechnaged Posts: 140
    chapter 2......lol
  • FitBunnyEm
    FitBunnyEm Posts: 320
    haaaaaaaaaaa i laughed sooooo much reading this
  • rachey_v
    rachey_v Posts: 127 Member
    Hahahaha I love this!!! The books were just so naff, but this, I could really get into :love: :laugh:
  • beckers80
    beckers80 Posts: 133 Member
    :laugh: :heart: :blushing:
  • evaleung87
    evaleung87 Posts: 38
    hahaha i love it!! made my day thanks :D
  • kcmcd
    kcmcd Posts: 239 Member
    OMG! Haaaa!
  • jackibailey
    jackibailey Posts: 206 Member
    Freakin' hilarious! You made my day!
  • Princess_Sameen
    Princess_Sameen Posts: 284 Member
    :happy: lmao love this!!
  • Ohmydaze
    Ohmydaze Posts: 403 Member
    :laugh: Publish it, you'd make millions. Better than the original for sure ;)
  • MzBug
    MzBug Posts: 2,173 Member
    Wooo Hoooo!!! There has to be a market for food porn out there somewhere!
  • pittskaa
    pittskaa Posts: 319 Member
    hahhaaha this is too funny
  • JoDeeD
    JoDeeD Posts: 391
    Wooo Hoooo!!! There has to be a market for food porn out there somewhere!

    I agree, there are all sorts of fetishes!
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    :laugh: genius
  • HelenDootson
    HelenDootson Posts: 443 Member
    :laugh: brilliant fun, thank you
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member
    claasic & yes, much better writing than the books more plausible story line too .
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
    :laugh: and much better written than the original

    I concur! The books are terrible but this pulled me in from the first word. :love:

    I'm still amazed that so many women are so wrapped up in this garbage! It's not even good soft core porn and the writing is fifty shades of atrocious. I truly believe that if you're smitten by the "Fifty Shades of Grey," you need to rethink what happens in your bedroom and with your partner because SOMEONE isn't doing something right!

    The Marquis de Sade...now THAT'S good sex between the pages!
  • Snitch1
    Snitch1 Posts: 201 Member
    Oh My....
    I almost..
    well.you know.....:devil:
    time to hit the sheets..
    flying solo..again..
    "Nobody does it better..":smokin:
    **sigh***
  • angieleighbyrd
    angieleighbyrd Posts: 989 Member
    *speechless*

    No, I'm hungry!
  • mrowrmeowmrowr
    mrowrmeowmrowr Posts: 288 Member
    I think your inner goddess is coming out.
  • DieVixen
    DieVixen Posts: 790 Member
    :laugh: and much better written than the original

    I concur! The books are terrible but this pulled me in from the first word. :love:

    I'm still amazed that so many women are so wrapped up in this garbage! It's not even good soft core porn and the writing is fifty shades of atrocious. I truly believe that if you're smitten by the "Fifty Shades of Grey," you need to rethink what happens in your bedroom and with your partner because SOMEONE isn't doing something right!

    The Marquis de Sade...now THAT'S good sex between the pages!

    I've already told you: the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure.
    Marquis de Sade


    http://50shadesofwhereisyourgodnow.tumblr.com/page/3
  • jodiebarrette
    jodiebarrette Posts: 41 Member
    :happy: freakin hilarious!
  • snugglesworthjr
    snugglesworthjr Posts: 176 Member
    love it!
  • skullik
    skullik Posts: 142 Member
    Awesome!

    I still wish I could un-read the original but this makes it all better :)!
  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
    LOL
  • ShareeMorty
    ShareeMorty Posts: 324 Member
    Moar food porn!:drinker:
  • NanaDino4
    NanaDino4 Posts: 63
    great way to start my morning :)
  • Onaughmae
    Onaughmae Posts: 873 Member
    After reading this I think I will retreat now into my Red Room of Foodporn......sometimes I am sorry I quit smoking....

    Laters Baby,
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