fifty shades of dieting

fiabka

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Love it, brilliant

:happy:

sho3girl

thanks rachey_v for today's update

couponfun

I looked out of the window at the sunset feeling unsure, holding the pile of papers in my hand. I wasn't sure I could do this but when I thought back to what happened only hours before......


(earlier that day)

I gazed into his eyes feeling hot and trembly. I ached for it. I didn't think I ever would,
I could see in his eyes he wanted me to take it all, and the beads of sweat slid down my scorching, flushed skin while I hesitated.

It had felt so good the first time...but I knew it shouldn't have, it had made me tremor and moan, even more so when he ran the ice cube sensually along my lips and down my neck.
Could I do this again? Now was the moment of truth... oh my.. It came towards me again, large and thick and so so strong, I closed my eyes and took a deep breath, bit my bottom lips then slowly parted my legs... giving him room to get close enough to feed me that dangerous chilli pepper!

(back to present)

I glanced back down at the papers in my hand...
If this was what he did to me, then maybe the recipes I was holding wouldn't be too bad... Chilli, Risotto, Home made bacon Cheeseburger... after all he had it right, this wasn't a diet..... I signed my name and left the papers on his desk, waiting in anticipation for him to come home....oh my!

Great job!!! :flowerforyou: that was hot in more ways than one :laugh:

couponfun

Good morning all


I struggled to keep up with Him, almost running to keep up with His long strides. He pulled me along, unwilling to take the hint that I was struggling, determined to do as He wished. People gave us curious looks as we darted past, but everything seemed like it was speeding past. I could only see His broad back and my small wrist trapped in His large, strong hand...a grip that meant business.

Down a winding hallway we went, the music of the party fading in the distance, the hallway growing darker with only the occasional light to guide us. I didn’t know where we were but He must have – He walked through like He’d been there before.

We reached the end of the hall and He took me down a narrow flight of stairs, so narrow the walls felt they were closing in. My breathing got faster and more shallow until it sounded like a trumpeter. He glanced back at me, his eyes glistening like dark jewels in the darkness. “We’re almost there,” He said. “Don’t forget to breathe.” I could hear the laughter in His voice. He enjoyed my discomfort it seemed.

We reached the bottom of the stairs and He opened another door, this time with so much light it was almost blinding. I closed my eyes and tried to shield them, feeling as He pulled me in to whatever room this was, feeling spun around and my back hitting something hard, knocking the breath of out me. I opened my eyes and stared at Him, strong, tall, all of a sudden larger than I remembered him and my breath quickened.

“Now we can have some alone time,” He said with a wicked grin. “It’s not like I want to share *this* with everyone out there.” He paused and said, “close your eyes, my dear.”

I did, and after what seemed forever and after a few strange sounds, He told me to open them. Before me was an incredible sight for the surroundings – the hugest piece of medium rare prime rib I’ve ever seen in my life! My mouth began to water as I looked at the meat, and then Him. To my questioning eyes He replied, “don’t worry. The horseradish is in the bowl, and the loaded baked potato is coming. Didn’t want the vultures upstairs eating your special dinner.”

I sat down to eat, savoring each hot, dripping bite of meat like it was my last, as He watched me eat, a self-assured smile on His face.

rachey_v

I looked out of the window at the sunset feeling unsure, holding the pile of papers in my hand. I wasn't sure I could do this but when I thought back to what happened only hours before......


(earlier that day)

I gazed into his eyes feeling hot and trembly. I ached for it. I didn't think I ever would,
I could see in his eyes he wanted me to take it all, and the beads of sweat slid down my scorching, flushed skin while I hesitated.

It had felt so good the first time...but I knew it shouldn't have, it had made me tremor and moan, even more so when he ran the ice cube sensually along my lips and down my neck.
Could I do this again? Now was the moment of truth... oh my.. It came towards me again, large and thick and so so strong, I closed my eyes and took a deep breath, bit my bottom lips then slowly parted my legs... giving him room to get close enough to feed me that dangerous chilli pepper!

(back to present)

I glanced back down at the papers in my hand...
If this was what he did to me, then maybe the recipes I was holding wouldn't be too bad... Chilli, Risotto, Home made bacon Cheeseburger... after all he had it right, this wasn't a diet..... I signed my name and left the papers on his desk, waiting in anticipation for him to come home....oh my!

Great job!!! :flowerforyou: that was hot in more ways than one :laugh:

Hahaha thanks, I had about 7 minutes before I dashed off to do nursery run, will think of something better later

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I looked out of the window at the sunset feeling unsure, holding the pile of papers in my hand. I wasn't sure I could do this but when I thought back to what happened only hours before......


(earlier that day)

I gazed into his eyes feeling hot and trembly. I ached for it. I didn't think I ever would,
I could see in his eyes he wanted me to take it all, and the beads of sweat slid down my scorching, flushed skin while I hesitated.

It had felt so good the first time...but I knew it shouldn't have, it had made me tremor and moan, even more so when he ran the ice cube sensually along my lips and down my neck.
Could I do this again? Now was the moment of truth... oh my.. It came towards me again, large and thick and so so strong, I closed my eyes and took a deep breath, bit my bottom lips then slowly parted my legs... giving him room to get close enough to feed me that dangerous chilli pepper!

(back to present)

I glanced back down at the papers in my hand...
If this was what he did to me, then maybe the recipes I was holding wouldn't be too bad... Chilli, Risotto, Home made bacon Cheeseburger... after all he had it right, this wasn't a diet..... I signed my name and left the papers on his desk, waiting in anticipation for him to come home....oh my!

That reminded me of 9 1/2 Weeks! Love that movie! :bigsmile: I have to try one, since apparently I won the What would you do... thread.


He was watching me with a look I couldn't read. Was he mad? Was he even really looking at me? His nostrils were flaring, his chest heaving. I was being careful not to make a mess, I know how he despises that. I licked quickly, making sure that no juice escaped. He was clenching his jaw, so I worked faster, licking and sucking. Taking the whole thing into my mouth, squeezing my lips around it to finish it off, when he says, "Will you eat that damn popsicle already?! We're late for the theater!"

rachey_v

9 and 1/2 weeks?

I may have to see if I can find that film..it sounds good haha! I saw your post on the what would you do thread... made me chuckle!

CallMeCupcakeDammit

9 and 1/2 weeks?

I may have to see if I can find that film..it sounds good haha! I saw your post on the what would you do thread... made me chuckle!

Kim Bassinger and Mickey Rourke. It's one of my favorite movies. Way better than porn! I think, anyway. :bigsmile: I guess it was "Which do you do..." I'm tired.

AliciaBeth78

I'm officially horny for food????

faefaith

freakin fantstic!!!

brittaney_lee

lmfao
I this thread !

carriann2012

lol too funny!!!! love it!! :laugh:

nammer79

OMG that was great I think I burned 50 calories just laughing

MadeInDR022

I could not stop laughing and has to share with my co-worker! Hilarious!!!

rachey_v

9 and 1/2 weeks?

I may have to see if I can find that film..it sounds good haha! I saw your post on the what would you do thread... made me chuckle!

Kim Bassinger and Mickey Rourke. It's one of my favorite movies. Way better than porn! I think, anyway. :bigsmile: I guess it was "Which do you do..." I'm tired.

Haha, to be fair I rarely watch films and I'd rather make my own porn :laugh: I am more of a bookworm, but will let you know when I find this movie... I'll have an ice lolly at the ready too hahaha

cobarlo14

LMAO!!! bumping this - I have to read the whole thread when I get home....

CallMeCupcakeDammit

9 and 1/2 weeks?

I may have to see if I can find that film..it sounds good haha! I saw your post on the what would you do thread... made me chuckle!

Kim Bassinger and Mickey Rourke. It's one of my favorite movies. Way better than porn! I think, anyway. :bigsmile: I guess it was "Which do you do..." I'm tired.

Haha, to be fair I rarely watch films and I'd rather make my own porn :laugh: I am more of a bookworm, but will let you know when I find this movie... I'll have an ice lolly at the ready too hahaha

You'll need it! :bigsmile:

BinaryPulsar

Sooo funny!!!

VeganPanda

You're amazing! Hahaha.

nursenelson

frickin' awesome!
waaaaaaaayyyyy better then the book
was your inner goddess doing back flips while your subconsious looking at you over the brim of her glasses while reading Charles ****ens?
Did your face blush?

You need to write your own book