Expressions you hate..

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  • Chigger56
    Chigger56 Posts: 105
    *no worries* It eludes to something I most certainly would NOT EVER worry about!!
  • Darlingir
    Darlingir Posts: 437
    is it could or couldn't care less?

    I think couldn't right.? "it would be impossible for me to care less than I do because I do not care at all"
  • kayemme
    kayemme Posts: 1,782 Member
    "Irregardless" totally drives me insane.

    agreed!
  • kelsully
    kelsully Posts: 1,008 Member
    Playdate
  • Darlingir
    Darlingir Posts: 437
    "When the sh** hits the fan." Okay, okay, maybe that's only a problem in my life. But, every now and then, I just wish the person who says it all the time would change it up a little. Maybe he/she could say, "When things go awry," or "In the event of a disaster," or really just anything else please.:sick:

    as a child...visually that saying had me so perplexed...why would sh^t hit a fan? lol
  • kayemme
    kayemme Posts: 1,782 Member
    I could care less.

    WHY DON'T YOU, THEN

    oh, this one too! it "gets my goat".
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member

    I also hate the "You can't have your cake and eat it too" expression. If you give me cake I'm gonna f***ing eat it. That's why I'm here. If you try to give me cake and tell me I can't eat it I'm going to take a *kitten* on the hood of your car.

    If you have cake and you eat it you no longer have your cake ergo "you can't have your cake and eat it too." you either have it or you don't but you can't have both.

    Why is that so hard to understand?

    If I have cake why wouldn't I want to eat it? There's NO point in my life where I've ever been content just holding on to my cake.

    Why is that so hard to understand?

    Please tell me you're joking and that you truly DO understand what that saying means.
  • Chigger56
    Chigger56 Posts: 105
    Oh...and I agree with the other guy...*my bad*. Where did that come from?? Like, I SOOOOOO dislike that. See what Im sayin??
  • matchbox_girl
    matchbox_girl Posts: 535 Member
    My boyfriend always uses this to passively argue with me: "Well right, but...." I hear those words come out of his mouth and not only does my hand twitch, but my whole damn body does.
  • kayemme
    kayemme Posts: 1,782 Member
    "This ____ is off the hook."

    STFU.

    instead of stfu, i always use "shut the front door!" or "just shut it (implying the door) already!" hehe... my circle knows my slang well enough that i don't even have to state the nouns any more.
  • MFPBrandy
    MFPBrandy Posts: 564 Member
    "For all intensive purposes" instead of "for all intents and purposes."

    The over use of "actually" is actually very annoying as well.
    It drives me NUTS when people substitute a random word that starts with the same letter and has approximately the same number of syllables. Innovation and imagination do not mean the same thing, people--neither do express and espresso.
    We have a commendation medal in the military (as in, "to commend"); I can't tell you how many times people have called it an "accommodation" medal. Yes, here's a medal for being so accommodating!
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    "it's all gravy baby"

    :sick:

    But in the business world anything above a projected profit IS gravy.
  • crzyone
    crzyone Posts: 872 Member
    It's all good.

    NOOOOOO, it's NOTTTTTTTTT!!!!
  • kelsully
    kelsully Posts: 1,008 Member
    Wait!....What?
    As a high school teacher this makes me want to puke.
  • Treesy72
    Treesy72 Posts: 230
    ” everything happens for a reason” and ” it was gods will“
    They both literally make my eye twitch.
    (heard these numerous times after my baby passed away)
  • kristi5224
    kristi5224 Posts: 98 Member
    "basically..."
    and "real quick" as a substitute for "please"
    and "quote unquote"
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    The sayings I most hate are staples on MFP forums.
    - Sweat is fat crying
    - A tiger's earned her stripes
    - Eat more to weigh less
    - You can't spot reduce
  • dianniejt
    dianniejt Posts: 175 Member
    The teenagers in my life say "You're cray cray" I want to strangle the life out of them every freaking time those words come out of their mouths.

    Pretty much everything listed here bugs me.

    Now that I think of it, I just don't like several people and anything those people say irritates the crap out of me. LOL
  • kristi5224
    kristi5224 Posts: 98 Member
    It's all good.

    NOOOOOO, it's NOTTTTTTTTT!!!!
    Yhis combied with "no worries" is one of my favorites.
  • huckleberryhuck
    huckleberryhuck Posts: 21 Member
    Not for nothing...
  • princessd3b
    princessd3b Posts: 130 Member
    basically, actually (on repeat)
    at the end of the day (on repeat)
    yolo (after every sentence)
    you know what I mean? (after every sentence)
    All I'm saying is.. (with a frown)

    overused expressions from 9gag :explode:
  • shaycat
    shaycat Posts: 980
    My GIL says to my kids all the time
    "Too bad, so sad"

    Then my daughter runs around saying it.

    I HATE it!
  • princessd3b
    princessd3b Posts: 130 Member
    Wait!....What?
    As a high school teacher this makes me want to puke.

    I'm a lecturer and OOOHHH I HATE this one to death!!
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
    -any sentence with the word ´baby bump´ or ´preggers/preggo´... grrrrrrr HATE THEM
    -expressions using slang OR excessive use of abreviations, get on my nerves.
  • fiberartist219
    fiberartist219 Posts: 1,865 Member
    "Long story short...."

    "yadda, yadda, yadda" or "blah, blah, blah"

    Then there is my least favorite saying of all time:

    BLESS YOUR HEART

    I hate it because 90% of the time, someone is trying to talk down to me. Never bless me unless I've sneezed.
  • MisChef
    MisChef Posts: 48 Member
    I'm a chef, so I'm especially annoyed by the phrase "cooked to perfection"... because why would you bother if you're going to cook it half-assed?
  • fiberartist219
    fiberartist219 Posts: 1,865 Member
    I'm a chef, so I'm especially annoyed by the phrase "cooked to perfection"... because why would you bother if you're going to cook it half-assed?

    Because I'm hungry! I cook things half-assed almost every time I make dinner. I cook it just enough to be safe to eat, but not necessarily to perfection.
  • cdnwinter79
    cdnwinter79 Posts: 26
    I absolutely LOATHE when people write an email to multiple people and start it off by saying "Hey All" or "All".
    I effing HATE that! My name is not All! If you're writing to multiple people, just use a generic saying like "Hello", "Hi", Good Morning/Afternoon" etc.
    How friggin' hard is that??!!

    Also, I hate, hate, HATE, when people say sorry to someone after a loved one passes away.
    Why are you sorry? Is it your fault they died?
    This was said to me so many times after my dad passed away, I wanted to vomit every time I heard it.
  • Darlingir
    Darlingir Posts: 437
    Wait!....What?
    As a high school teacher this makes me want to puke.

    oh no...I'm guilty of this!
  • true35
    true35 Posts: 43
    Cool beans!

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