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Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?
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Chuck Norris once had sex in a semi-trailer. Some sperm accidentaly got into the engine, and Optimus Prime was born.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer....too bad he never cries.0
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Steroids once tested positive for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he's already following you.0 -
"Here is a Chuck Norris fact, I kicked his *kitten*" -Bruce Lee0
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.0
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There are 6 billion people in the world, because Chuck Norris allows it.0
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The main export of Chuck Norris is pain.0
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Who would win in a fight? Superman or Batman?
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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"Thanks guys". Me and a buddy of mine were in a "gentlemans" club in Dallas. They asked if we could move so Chuck could sit there.0
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.0
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice.0
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Chuck Norris never calls a wrong number. You just answer the wrong phone.0
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the chance for failure. Chuck Norris goes Killing.0
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When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone he had missed three calls from Chuch Norris.
Chuck Norris can understand women:)
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.0
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.0
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my 10 yr old loves chuck norris jokes a few he has told me: chuck norris doesnt flush the toliet he scares the crap out of it, the boogie man checks under his bed for chuck norris at night, there is no such thing as tornados chuck norris just doesnt like trailor parks and, chuck norris doesnt breathe he holods air hostage,,,,0
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Chuck Norris is the only guy that can turn lemonade into lemons.0
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