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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands...now they are just "The Islands".
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
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    Chuck Norris can turn back time simply by staring at the clock and flexing
  • cmpollard01
    cmpollard01 Posts: 246
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    God created Jesus to inspire peace. When that didn't work, he created Chuck Norris to enforce it.
  • mrstreme
    mrstreme Posts: 1 Member
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    Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he eats unicorns. =)
  • rpounds1957
    rpounds1957 Posts: 177 Member
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    Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

    Chuck Norris understands women.
  • Masterdo
    Masterdo Posts: 331 Member
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    Go to Google and type in, "where is Chuck Norris?"

    Click the first link. You'll get:

    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

    Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

    Suggestions:

    Run, before he finds you.
    Try a different person.
    Try someone less dangerous.

    Thank you Google for a good sense of humor!


    Lol. I saw this AFTER I posted.. Sorry :(

    Try typing "do a barrel roll". Fun times too.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets "Chuck Norrised"
    Chuck Norris can win at Connect Four with 3 moves.
  • Spanntastic12
    Spanntastic12 Posts: 181
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    Chuck Norris never did Insanity. Lol
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
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    Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. The world goes down.
  • CinJay
    CinJay Posts: 157 Member
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    Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?


    I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT a Nerd!

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    bahahahahahahaahaaaa!
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
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    If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, never ask to see his 3-hole punch.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    Chuck Norris never calls a wrong number. You just answer the wrong phone.

    hahahahah
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    Chuck Norris real name was Switchblade Killingsworth, he changed it to Chuck Norris cause it sound tougher.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    Chuck Norris once had sex with your mom and your dad gave him a high 5.
  • Katahna
    Katahna Posts: 326 Member
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    If there is one thing Bruce Lee did before he died of being too awesome, it was KICKING CHUCK NORRIS, IN THE FACE.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
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    The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
  • Katahna
    Katahna Posts: 326 Member
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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Hmph...stupid red x.

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  • Katahna
    Katahna Posts: 326 Member
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