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  • whiteheaddg
    whiteheaddg Posts: 325 Member
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    Not sure if it is true, but it is awesome. Read #1

    http://listverse.com/2010/07/16/10-truly-ridiculous-criminal-acts/
  • OtekahSunshield
    OtekahSunshield Posts: 42 Member
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    There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.
  • fiveohmike
    fiveohmike Posts: 1,297 Member
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    Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
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    Ghosts sit around the campfire telling Chuck Norris Stories.
  • missmgray
    missmgray Posts: 152 Member
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    Chuck Norris is the only guy that can turn lemonade into lemons.

    Oh ma goodness...hahahahaha....Love it.
  • poppadop89
    poppadop89 Posts: 31
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    Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him.

    It's said that Chuck Norris has another fist behind his beard.

    When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't simply push himself up, he pushes the ground down.

    Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.

    Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleeding.
  • angieleighbyrd
    angieleighbyrd Posts: 989 Member
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    I have WWCND tattood on my wrist.
  • fiveohmike
    fiveohmike Posts: 1,297 Member
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    Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the *kitten* out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
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    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
  • angieleighbyrd
    angieleighbyrd Posts: 989 Member
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    chuck norris can talk about fight club
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
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    Some magicians can walk on water...Chuck Norris can swim through land!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
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    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that Law and Order are actually the trademarks for his right and left legs.
  • kimchi84
    kimchi84 Posts: 56
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    "Chuck Norris eat lightning and farts thunder" hahahah
  • StarkLark
    StarkLark Posts: 476 Member
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    Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    chuck norris does not swim, water just likes to be around him \m/
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
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    Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
  • StarkLark
    StarkLark Posts: 476 Member
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    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
    Haha LOVE this one! :laugh:
  • kristen807
    kristen807 Posts: 361
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y

    ^^^all of it

    just a disclaimer: language
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
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    Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

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