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  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?


    I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT a Nerd!
    Chuck Norris can read your mind and enter your dreams.
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
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    Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?


    I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT awesome!

    There. I fixed that for ya. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MoveTheMountain
    MoveTheMountain Posts: 764
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    I once heard that when you're typing about Chuck Norris he sneaks up behind you and bangs your head on the keyb......fdlkc;dcfddsls;pplo;p

    Nice one
  • Mctree20
    Mctree20 Posts: 137
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    Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?


    I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT a Nerd!

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  • MoveTheMountain
    MoveTheMountain Posts: 764
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    Overheard: "A vampire once tried to bite Chuck Norris" "But there are no vampires." "Exactly..."
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,310 Member
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    Overheard: "A vampire once tried to bite Chuck Norris" "But there are no vampires." "Exactly..."

    I heard you named yourself after what Chuck Norris did to that mountain
  • Sbehlmer
    Sbehlmer Posts: 464 Member
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    Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of the "best damn expresso on Earth"
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,791 Member
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    Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
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    Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
  • iLuvJohnny
    iLuvJohnny Posts: 51
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    Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
  • ourwickedlies
    ourwickedlies Posts: 46 Member
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    In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris make joke about you.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    Chuck Norris walked down a street in my town once with an erection.
    There were no survivors.
  • Helloitsdan
    Helloitsdan Posts: 5,564 Member
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  • KevinLamb77
    KevinLamb77 Posts: 87
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    When Chuck Norris has sex, he is always on top. Why? Because, Chuck Norris never fvcks up!!
  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
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    Go to Google and type in, "where is Chuck Norris?"

    Click the first link. You'll get:

    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

    Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

    Suggestions:

    Run, before he finds you.
    Try a different person.
    Try someone less dangerous.

    Thank you Google for a good sense of humor!
  • wayne4825
    wayne4825 Posts: 166 Member
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    Has anyone google searched Where is Chuck Norris? It's pretty funny. Check it out.
  • wayne4825
    wayne4825 Posts: 166 Member
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    Go to Google and type in, "where is Chuck Norris?"

    Click the first link. You'll get:

    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

    Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

    Suggestions:

    Run, before he finds you.
    Try a different person.
    Try someone less dangerous.

    Thank you Google for a good sense of humor!


    Lol. I saw this AFTER I posted.. Sorry :(
  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
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    Great minds think alike, Wayne! :)
  • StarkLark
    StarkLark Posts: 476 Member
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    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
    Haha LOVE this one! :laugh:

    Hey! I posted it first! You just acknowledge hers first because she has a boob shot in her profile pic and I don't. :grumble: LOL :tongue:
    I know! I realized it after I posted and was hoping you wouldn't notice. :laugh:

    That's what I get for reading the thread backwards :blushing:

    That being said, I'm totally on board with your version of events :tongue: :bigsmile:
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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