Grunting at the gym

Eupho

There was a big guy at the gym I go to recently, who every time he would exhale would let out this loud "rrrAAAAAAHHH!" sound, with a slight effeminate whine at the end. He sounded like he was taking a big one up the *kitten*, over and over again. If I can hear your gay porn audition through my CRANKED ipod, that's just not acceptable lifting noise.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

laurenellenmarie

Back when I used to lifeguard there used to be a guy who would run in the water and grunt like CRAZY.
As the pool is a place that echoes quite often, it was audible from every inch of that place.

b1g_tun4

I growl, sweat, and possibly grunt but I do not try and do it...just let it happen.

It helps with the intensity and move into BEAST mode. Beasts make these noises...

GC_Hutson

Grunting is essentially the same as Kiai. It's for focusing energy to a specific area of a body to complete a certain task.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiai

By that definition, so is pinching-off a turd.

jppd47

Grunting is essentially the same as Kiai. It's for focusing energy to a specific area of a body to complete a certain task.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiai

By that definition, so is pinching-off a turd.

exactly

Vonwarr

Grunting is essentially the same as Kiai. It's for focusing energy to a specific area of a body to complete a certain task.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiai

By that definition, so is pinching-off a turd.

Sprayed water all over my monitor. Thanks

ValerieMartini2Olives

I understand that sometimes noises come out, we all make them. But the sexlike grunts over and over again are just wayyy too much for me. Dude, you are NOT working that hard to have the need to make all that noise.

postrockandcats

There's a dude that screams like he's being stabbed in the eye while being surrounded by spiders. Cracks me up every time. XD

I said I was SORRY. I saw a roach.

Yeah, yeah. I did squish it for you, though!

OnionMomma

I grunt when I poop sometimes.

Before I poop I pace back and forth in front of the toilet and say "this beotch is mine", "I'm gonna show this beotch who's in charge" "I got this" while I flex and make faces at myself in the mirror.

I just had to bump this up and crack up about it all over again!!

This is hilarious, I have tears!!!! :laugh:

yoovie

nancyjay__

I HATE THE GRUNTING. most of the time its because the person can't control their breathing properly has nothing to do with "working out HARD"