GAME: stuff that sounds DIRTY but it really not

lisa28115

did you bring the nipple tape ???

Railr0aderTony

"if you get all muddy, just come in the back door" LMAO

lisa28115

did it burn ya D!ck ???

BerryH

One specific to the Olympics, "One-eyed mascot".

curtnrod

Pound your meat until it's tender before you marinate it

lisa28115

we are ready to get undressed now

Railr0aderTony

Pound your meat until it's tender before you marinate it

That is awesome Sam,

willy0524

did you see his junk

TaylorsGranddad

Get wet first, add specailist liquids to lubricate, rub quickly, wash hands afterwards, repeat if required..... washing hair

Meg_78

liquor in the front
poker in the rear

(good old "L word")

lisa28115

pull it out now

Smuterella

I think the word innuendo sounds, well, like an innuendo.

willy0524

I think the word innuendo sounds, well, like an innuendo.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

SmudgerSmithRhino

A woman in a bar once asked me for a definition of innuendo, so I gave her one!

TaylorsGranddad

Innuendo, in your end o - Todd off of Scrubs

TaylorsGranddad

liquor in the front
poker in the rear

(good old "L word")

Or the other way round if you want

raystark

I once knew a girl who was an ambidextrous vacillater

T_X_L

Wire-pulling lubricant!

http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-100647746/h_d2/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10053&langId=-1&keyword=wire+lubricant&storeId=10051

PittShkr

Look at that *****!

Flab2fitfi

pump it up and down till it gets hard - bike tyres

dobarber

Professional penetration tester

MRJ717

i did 5 guys today... #massagetherapist

NostalgicMuse

Cocktail...my favorite word to giggle at

AtticusFinch

In a lift/elevator: "Are you going down?" always brings a smile to my lips

diadojikohei

38 mil strap on boss. It even looks rude!

6spdeg

I just ordered a ball ****...for my toilet

JacquelineD35

SOAK YOUR NUTS SO YOU CAN DIGEST THEM BETTER (ALMONDS)

maab_connor

my toilet is broken, it needs a new ballc0ck.


ETA: someone already got that one - how about titmouse.

LonLB

Ah middleschool humor. My favorite

Cocktail
Petcock
spotted ****
uranus
succulent
seminary
kumquat
angina
organism
penalize
penal
**** (rooster-I use this one all the time-every time I see a chicken)
analgesic


And when at Olive Garden and they ask you if you want them to toss your salad.

ItsDawnMarie

I may have a dirty mouth, but I can do great things with it!

_Calvin_

Excuse me,may I butter your biscuit?