GAME: stuff that sounds DIRTY but it really not

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  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    It always sounds sexual to me when people say they are going to Regina (in Canada). It's pronounced like vagina.

    Oh, and these are all so funny! I wish I could remember more (I usually notice it in the moment).
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    Jiffy Lube.

    Soft Touch Lube and Care Wash.
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    The word "cumquat" always sounded dirty to me

    Is it a pickle-barrel Kumquat? How about a chimi-cherry-chonga?
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Jiffy Lube.

    Soft Touch Lube and Care Wash.

    Jiffy Lube! Doing it RIGHT! Right before your eyes!
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    -Wet Ones (Antibacterial hand wipes)
    -Hoedown
    -Woodpecker
    -Penal System
    -"Happy Tails: Entrance in Rear" (Sign outside a local dog groomer)
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    he is the master baiter

    my uncle called my nephew this when all he wanted to do is bait the hooks when they went fishing for catfish:laugh:
  • Gr8ChangesAhead
    Gr8ChangesAhead Posts: 836 Member
    Give it to Me - talking to my teenage sons friend about the remote control for the tv
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    wankel rotary engine
  • millerll
    millerll Posts: 873 Member
    "Balls to the wall."

    Actually an aviation term and not sexual at all. In the past, airplane throttles were topped with round ball grips (there I go again!). Front-mounted engines (oops) have a firewall between the engine compartment and the cockpit (dammit!) that helps protect the pilot in the event of an engine fire. To go "balls to the wall" is to advance the throttles all the way to the firewall for maximum engine thrust (sorry).

    In other words, it means to go all-out.
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    I drove past this today: Cherry Pops Ice Cream Parlor.
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    Crunchy Nut (Cereal)
  • xSophia19
    xSophia19 Posts: 1,536 Member
    What goes in dry, and comes out wet? ... A tea bag.
  • BTheGreatest
    BTheGreatest Posts: 145
    Breakfast in bed this morning... I love eggs and sausage!!
  • mistyrider
    mistyrider Posts: 36
    "Do you know what you need?"
    "Something pink, a flasher, and a hoochie"

    ...texting my guy friend about fishing tackle. I was rather mortified when I realized just how my list sounded, and texted him an OMG, that sounds dirty. LOL I needn't have worried though, he sent back "slider weight. Goes well in there"
  • 7funnygirl7
    7funnygirl7 Posts: 1,176
    Get wet first, add specailist liquids to lubricate, rub quickly, wash hands afterwards, repeat if required..... washing hair :tongue:
    Ba ha ha ha ha ha :drinker:
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    Will there be access to rod your entry points?

    Working for Cable & Wireless arranging for Fibre Optic Cable surveys.
  • MelissaYeis22
    MelissaYeis22 Posts: 8 Member
    Mistyrider- lmao!
  • dinoskycm
    dinoskycm Posts: 267
    Plant a seed! (its an inside joke at work, but we always think it's funny. :) )
  • ExplorinLauren
    ExplorinLauren Posts: 991 Member
    I always lay on the couch with my eyes closed while my husband watches football. It's a dirty sounding game!

    20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
    19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
    18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
    17. It’s a game of inches. (I actually heard this one last night during the Raven's game!)
    16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
    15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
    14. He’s gonna feel that one tomorrow.
    13. He found his tight end.
    12. End around.
    11. He had to stretch to get it in.
    10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
    9. He blows them off (at the line).
    8. He bangs it in.
    7. He could go all the way.
    6. He gets it off just in time.
    5. He goes deep.
    4. He found a hole and slid through it.
    3. He pounds it in.
    2. He beats them off (the line)
    1. He’s got great hands.

    :laugh:
    This this and this!!!!!! Lmfao.. this is the best answer EVER!! I'm always talking to my husband about how dirty this game is!!!!!!
    He's deep in the pocket.... fumbled the ball no return. ahh... football... its girl porn
  • scottg1024
    scottg1024 Posts: 224
    Wanna play corn hole?
  • Katbaran
    Katbaran Posts: 605 Member
    Our son is a pastry chef. He likes to tell everyone he is a "Master Baker."

    Everytime he says it, we all start giggling and then give up and just laugh until we're finished.
  • caslyn3
    caslyn3 Posts: 70 Member
    Are you coming?
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Use ramrod with maximum force when loading tube.
  • KarenAnnne
    KarenAnnne Posts: 190 Member
    Whenever I'm in a faculty meeting and the word duty come up, I always chuckle and in my head the words "she said doodie" comes to mind. Never gets old
  • marsellient
    marsellient Posts: 591 Member
    I had a band teacher who would tell certain sections to "finger their parts" (while one section played aloud).
  • katlehne
    katlehne Posts: 32
    "it's too big"
    or
    "I cant get it in"
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    cockles sound naughty
  • alovesopure
    alovesopure Posts: 610
    GOLF!!!!

    Crap!! My shaft is bent.
    After 18 holes I can barely walk.
    You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
    Look at the size of his putter.
    Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
    Mind if I join your threesome?
    Stand with your back turned and drop it.
    My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
    Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
    Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
    I'd love to play around with you, baby
    If your ball drops you've got the golden touch
    If you miss the hole first time, try a slower stroke
    Hard strokes can be ball busters..
    Wet balls are harder to get into the hole.
    Keep your grip soft to stop reduce pulls.
    Hookers prefer white balls .
    A stiff shaft can eliminate the urge to swing a lot.
    Swingers are grinners.
    Tiger likes to swing both ways..
    Old golfers can't get it up fast and hard anymore.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • GypsysBloodRose26
    GypsysBloodRose26 Posts: 341 Member
    "Is it moist enough?"

    I am a baker and seem to say that far too often.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    There's a line in "Venus In Furs" that reads something along the lines of "On the mantel stood a statuette of Eros having shot his load" :laugh:

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