GAME: stuff that sounds DIRTY but it really not

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  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
    1.) "Who's your daddy?" (My response to a pre-K student informing me her father was picking her up early.)
    2.) Shooting craps
    3.) Beat thoroughly until you get a thick, white cream (instructions for egg whites in order to make meringue)
    4.) Die Hard *giggle*
    5.) "Drill into the stud" (Instructions for wall-mounted equipment)
    6.) Late Titikaka
  • Strapples
    Strapples Posts: 36 Member
    when a cop yells "GET DOWN"
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Not things that sound dirty...but things I always read as dirty, although they aren't at all...

    There is a town in Pennsylvania called SCOTRUN (but that's not what I read driving on 80)

    My yogurt claims to contain MULTIPLE ORGANISMS
  • Andy_83
    Andy_83 Posts: 270
    I hear lifeguards enjoy a good breaststroke.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    I got my tangerines trapped in the Tube door.

    True story.
  • SgtZabka
    SgtZabka Posts: 74 Member
    Look at that beaver.............over there, it's building a dam
  • WVprankster
    WVprankster Posts: 430 Member
    I try to masticate during every meal.
  • My_Own_Worst_Enemy
    My_Own_Worst_Enemy Posts: 218 Member
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  • reality_girl
    reality_girl Posts: 165 Member
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  • Runner5AbelTownship
    Runner5AbelTownship Posts: 243 Member
    Pudding Pop

    Snap on Tools because I ALWAYS read it as Strap On
  • Andy_83
    Andy_83 Posts: 270
    Punctuation is important. It can be the difference between "Helping you're uncle Jack, off a horse" and "Helping your uncle jack off a horse"
  • Sirrunsalot75
    Sirrunsalot75 Posts: 370 Member
    My wife just let me know that she got rear ended on the way to her facial....
  • kdb247
    kdb247 Posts: 326 Member
    I'm going to hit the sack and call cows.
  • KaosLynnRose
    KaosLynnRose Posts: 3,415 Member
    i had a kumquat for desert ...such a bad bad word lol
  • nigelwood3
    nigelwood3 Posts: 91
    'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!' - Pat Glenn, BBC weightlifting commentator
  • the_summer_belle
    the_summer_belle Posts: 353 Member
    My fitness dvd 'oh yeaaa that's it that's it you got it one more push and its right there and hmmm we are done'
  • kdb247
    kdb247 Posts: 326 Member
    'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!' - Pat Glenn, BBC weightlifting commentator

    LMAO!
  • kdb247
    kdb247 Posts: 326 Member
    That Broad Loves My Man's Cockatoo!!

    LMAO

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