GAME: stuff that sounds DIRTY but it really not

Cespuglio

1.) "Who's your daddy?" (My response to a pre-K student informing me her father was picking her up early.)
2.) Shooting craps
3.) Beat thoroughly until you get a thick, white cream (instructions for egg whites in order to make meringue)
4.) Die Hard *giggle*
5.) "Drill into the stud" (Instructions for wall-mounted equipment)
6.) Late Titikaka

Strapples

when a cop yells "GET DOWN"

ilfaith

Not things that sound dirty...but things I always read as dirty, although they aren't at all...

There is a town in Pennsylvania called SCOTRUN (but that's not what I read driving on 80)

My yogurt claims to contain MULTIPLE ORGANISMS

Andy_83

I hear lifeguards enjoy a good breaststroke.

BerryH

I got my tangerines trapped in the Tube door.

True story.

SgtZabka

Look at that beaver.............over there, it's building a dam

WVprankster

I try to masticate during every meal.

My_Own_Worst_Enemy

reality_girl

Runner5AbelTownship

Pudding Pop

Snap on Tools because I ALWAYS read it as Strap On

Andy_83

Punctuation is important. It can be the difference between "Helping you're uncle Jack, off a horse" and "Helping your uncle jack off a horse"

Sirrunsalot75

My wife just let me know that she got rear ended on the way to her facial....

kdb247

I'm going to hit the sack and call cows.

KaosLynnRose

i had a kumquat for desert ...such a bad bad word lol

nigelwood3

'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!' - Pat Glenn, BBC weightlifting commentator

the_summer_belle

My fitness dvd 'oh yeaaa that's it that's it you got it one more push and its right there and hmmm we are done'

kdb247

'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!' - Pat Glenn, BBC weightlifting commentator

LMAO!

kdb247

That Broad Loves My Man's Cockatoo!!

LMAO