GAME: stuff that sounds DIRTY but it really not

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  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
    I always lay on the couch with my eyes closed while my husband watches football. It's a dirty sounding game!

    20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
    19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
    18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
    17. It’s a game of inches. (I actually heard this one last night during the Raven's game!)
    16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
    15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
    14. He’s gonna feel that one tomorrow.
    13. He found his tight end.
    12. End around.
    11. He had to stretch to get it in.
    10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
    9. He blows them off (at the line).
    8. He bangs it in.
    7. He could go all the way.
    6. He gets it off just in time.
    5. He goes deep.
    4. He found a hole and slid through it.
    3. He pounds it in.
    2. He beats them off (the line)
    1. He’s got great hands.
  • lg3703
    lg3703 Posts: 190
    ...little prick... okay, its in. You can relax ...

    ( I draw bloodwork) lol
  • cotso
    cotso Posts: 86
    For the mechanical engineers out there...

    Lubricate the shaft before putting into the bushed hole
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    I always lay on the couch with my eyes closed while my husband watches football. It's a dirty sounding game!

    20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
    19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
    18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
    17. It’s a game of inches. (I actually heard this one last night during the Raven's game!)
    16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
    15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
    14. He’s gonna feel that one tomorrow.
    13. He found his tight end.
    12. End around.
    11. He had to stretch to get it in.
    10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
    9. He blows them off (at the line).
    8. He bangs it in.
    7. He could go all the way.
    6. He gets it off just in time.
    5. He goes deep.
    4. He found a hole and slid through it.
    3. He pounds it in.
    2. He beats them off (the line)
    1. He’s got great hands.




    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Aimeebird1
    Aimeebird1 Posts: 133 Member
    I always lay on the couch with my eyes closed while my husband watches football. It's a dirty sounding game!

    20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
    19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
    18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
    17. It’s a game of inches. (I actually heard this one last night during the Raven's game!)
    16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
    15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
    14. He’s gonna feel that one tomorrow.
    13. He found his tight end.
    12. End around.
    11. He had to stretch to get it in.
    10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
    9. He blows them off (at the line).
    8. He bangs it in.
    7. He could go all the way.
    6. He gets it off just in time.
    5. He goes deep.
    4. He found a hole and slid through it.
    3. He pounds it in.
    2. He beats them off (the line)
    1. He’s got great hands.


    Ahahahahahhhahha i love thats so funny and so true!
  • shannonj8489
    shannonj8489 Posts: 32
    yesterday driving with my b/f...."that bush is out of control" lol the neighbors yard
  • curvyniki
    curvyniki Posts: 48 Member
    pianist.. never fails to make me giggle..
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    playing badmiddon? don't forget your shuttlec0ck
  • _Calvin_
    _Calvin_ Posts: 122 Member
    In a crew, theCOXSWAIN( /ˈkɒksən/) (or simply the COX) is the member who sits in the stern (except in bowloaders) facing the bow, steers the boat, and coordinates the power and rhythm of the rowers.

    So the person shouting "stroke, stroke, stroke" is a Cox.
  • dizzydi1968
    dizzydi1968 Posts: 564
    Sign on a local railway station - please do not stand close to the platform edge or you may be sucked off:bigsmile:
  • colindidit22
    colindidit22 Posts: 22
    Ouch I broke my coccyx
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
    I always lay on the couch with my eyes closed while my husband watches football. It's a dirty sounding game!

    20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
    19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
    18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
    17. It’s a game of inches. (I actually heard this one last night during the Raven's game!)
    16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
    15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
    14. He’s gonna feel that one tomorrow.
    13. He found his tight end.
    12. End around.
    11. He had to stretch to get it in.
    10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
    9. He blows them off (at the line).
    8. He bangs it in.
    7. He could go all the way.
    6. He gets it off just in time.
    5. He goes deep.
    4. He found a hole and slid through it.
    3. He pounds it in.
    2. He beats them off (the line)
    1. He’s got great hands.

    Ahhahahah!
  • beach_please
    beach_please Posts: 533 Member
    Conch. As in the large sea snail. (it's pronounced "conk")

    When I was on a vacation in the Caribbean years and years ago, one of the guys that worked at the resort asked me out to dinner. He said he wanted to take me to his favorite place to "eat conch". He had an accent that made it even harder for me to tell what he was saying and, I SWEAR, it did NOT sound like he was saying "Conch", plus I'd never heard of it before then.

    The look on my face must have been priceless. I was speechless, he got embarrassed and kept trying to over-pronunciate it by saying "Conch! Conch!", which only made it funnier.
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
    more drinking humor: highball
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    A lot of times when I go fishing I make a spook walk the dog...
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Fish Tacos
  • chunkylover22
    chunkylover22 Posts: 162 Member
    Mike Hunt
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Lubricating oil
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    You have an amazing uvula.
  • sofakingawesome69
    sofakingawesome69 Posts: 149
    IN Badminton they use a ShuttleC0ck
  • jpuderbaugh
    jpuderbaugh Posts: 318 Member
    When I had horses, my farrier told me that if you just listen to the commentary on a golf game without watching it, everything sounds inappropriate and sexual in nature.
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    Excuse me I am getting off here (on a crowded train)
  • Muscles_Curves
    Muscles_Curves Posts: 385 Member
    Masticate
    Ramrod
    Seaman
    Cockles
    Titular
    Abreast
  • zcomsto
    zcomsto Posts: 11
    GOLF!!!!

    Crap!! My shaft is bent.
    After 18 holes I can barely walk.
    You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
    Look at the size of his putter.
    Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
    Mind if I join your threesome?
    Stand with your back turned and drop it.
    My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
    Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
    Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
    I'd love to play around with you, baby
    If your ball drops you've got the golden touch
    If you miss the hole first time, try a slower stroke
    Hard strokes can be ball busters..
    Wet balls are harder to get into the hole.
    Keep your grip soft to stop reduce pulls.
    Hookers prefer white balls .
    A stiff shaft can eliminate the urge to swing a lot.
    Swingers are grinners.
    Tiger likes to swing both ways..
    Old golfers can't get it up fast and hard anymore.
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    ours got hers off too
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    GOLF!!!!

    Crap!! My shaft is bent.
    After 18 holes I can barely walk.
    You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
    Look at the size of his putter.
    Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
    Mind if I join your threesome?
    Stand with your back turned and drop it.
    My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
    Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
    Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
    I'd love to play around with you, baby
    If your ball drops you've got the golden touch
    If you miss the hole first time, try a slower stroke
    Hard strokes can be ball busters..
    Wet balls are harder to get into the hole.
    Keep your grip soft to stop reduce pulls.
    Hookers prefer white balls .
    A stiff shaft can eliminate the urge to swing a lot.
    Swingers are grinners.
    Tiger likes to swing both ways..
    Old golfers can't get it up fast and hard anymore.
    hahahahaha!!!!!! awesome.
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    I am queer for tightends
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    I brought the nipple tape and everyone is ready to get undressed. Sure you can bring the kids, there will be other kids there.

    true story...

    (conversation before a childrens beauty pagent)
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    You're taking me up the wrong way
    and
    Don't let me keep you up

    lol
  • mirandamayhem
    mirandamayhem Posts: 772
    flange

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