GAME: stuff that sounds DIRTY but it really not

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  • MRJ717
    MRJ717 Posts: 27 Member
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    i did 5 guys today... #massagetherapist
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
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    Cocktail...my favorite word to giggle at
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    In a lift/elevator: "Are you going down?" always brings a smile to my lips
  • diadojikohei
    diadojikohei Posts: 732 Member
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    38 mil strap on boss. It even looks rude!
  • 6spdeg
    6spdeg Posts: 394 Member
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    I just ordered a ball ****...for my toilet
  • JacquelineD35
    JacquelineD35 Posts: 279 Member
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    SOAK YOUR NUTS SO YOU CAN DIGEST THEM BETTER (ALMONDS)
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    my toilet is broken, it needs a new ballc0ck.


    ETA: someone already got that one - how about titmouse.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
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    Ah middleschool humor. My favorite

    Cocktail
    Petcock
    spotted ****
    uranus
    succulent
    seminary
    kumquat
    angina
    organism
    penalize
    penal
    **** (rooster-I use this one all the time-every time I see a chicken)
    analgesic


    And when at Olive Garden and they ask you if you want them to toss your salad.
  • ItsDawnMarie
    ItsDawnMarie Posts: 81 Member
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    I may have a dirty mouth, but I can do great things with it!
  • _Calvin_
    _Calvin_ Posts: 122 Member
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    Excuse me,may I butter your biscuit?
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
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    I always lay on the couch with my eyes closed while my husband watches football. It's a dirty sounding game!

    20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
    19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
    18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
    17. It’s a game of inches. (I actually heard this one last night during the Raven's game!)
    16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
    15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
    14. He’s gonna feel that one tomorrow.
    13. He found his tight end.
    12. End around.
    11. He had to stretch to get it in.
    10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
    9. He blows them off (at the line).
    8. He bangs it in.
    7. He could go all the way.
    6. He gets it off just in time.
    5. He goes deep.
    4. He found a hole and slid through it.
    3. He pounds it in.
    2. He beats them off (the line)
    1. He’s got great hands.
  • lg3703
    lg3703 Posts: 190
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    ...little prick... okay, its in. You can relax ...

    ( I draw bloodwork) lol
  • cotso
    cotso Posts: 86
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    For the mechanical engineers out there...

    Lubricate the shaft before putting into the bushed hole
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
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    I always lay on the couch with my eyes closed while my husband watches football. It's a dirty sounding game!

    20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
    19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
    18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
    17. It’s a game of inches. (I actually heard this one last night during the Raven's game!)
    16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
    15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
    14. He’s gonna feel that one tomorrow.
    13. He found his tight end.
    12. End around.
    11. He had to stretch to get it in.
    10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
    9. He blows them off (at the line).
    8. He bangs it in.
    7. He could go all the way.
    6. He gets it off just in time.
    5. He goes deep.
    4. He found a hole and slid through it.
    3. He pounds it in.
    2. He beats them off (the line)
    1. He’s got great hands.




    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Aimeebird1
    Aimeebird1 Posts: 133 Member
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    I always lay on the couch with my eyes closed while my husband watches football. It's a dirty sounding game!

    20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
    19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
    18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
    17. It’s a game of inches. (I actually heard this one last night during the Raven's game!)
    16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
    15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
    14. He’s gonna feel that one tomorrow.
    13. He found his tight end.
    12. End around.
    11. He had to stretch to get it in.
    10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
    9. He blows them off (at the line).
    8. He bangs it in.
    7. He could go all the way.
    6. He gets it off just in time.
    5. He goes deep.
    4. He found a hole and slid through it.
    3. He pounds it in.
    2. He beats them off (the line)
    1. He’s got great hands.


    Ahahahahahhhahha i love thats so funny and so true!
  • shannonj8489
    shannonj8489 Posts: 32
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    yesterday driving with my b/f...."that bush is out of control" lol the neighbors yard
  • curvyniki
    curvyniki Posts: 48 Member
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    pianist.. never fails to make me giggle..
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    playing badmiddon? don't forget your shuttlec0ck
  • _Calvin_
    _Calvin_ Posts: 122 Member
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    In a crew, theCOXSWAIN( /ˈkɒksən/) (or simply the COX) is the member who sits in the stern (except in bowloaders) facing the bow, steers the boat, and coordinates the power and rhythm of the rowers.

    So the person shouting "stroke, stroke, stroke" is a Cox.
  • dizzydi1968
    dizzydi1968 Posts: 564
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    Sign on a local railway station - please do not stand close to the platform edge or you may be sucked off:bigsmile:

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