GAME: stuff that sounds DIRTY but it really not

Elizaj85

Red bush...... its a type of tea!

SaraBunny592

Someone make a 3-some! (Talking about making a pizza for the warmer at work) LMAO!

sho3girl

:laugh:

mikeyrp

I use KY or baby oil - I'm told Body Glide is the best but its a bit expensive. DON'T USE VASELINE - it will make it perish.


(Genuine conversation in the pub about getting in and out of wet suits for triathlon.)

lisa28115

I use KY or baby oil - I'm told Body Glide is the best but its a bit expensive. DON'T USE VASELINE - it will make it perish.


(Genuine conversation in the pub about getting in and out of wet suits for triathlon.)

Bahahahaha

thats a good one !!!

Demmuscles

I once hunted down a random Mike Hunt on facebook for the sole purpose of "amy is now friends with mike Hunt" Gave the friends a giggle to see on my news feed lol

KitchenAbs

Every single time I read or watch Game Of Thrones

"Take them in the rear!"

or

"They're coming up the rear!"

WingMan380

It's in the c0ckpit.

lisa28115

look how they handle those balls

OLYMPICS

lisa28115

FOOTBALL AUDIO

he's come twice already and this guy is covered

you have to have your number 2

he came out naked and now he's in position

he just keeps coming and coming

you have to hold your water

you have to anticipate that the hole is there

lisa28115

he hit the wall hard

lisa28115

their just rubbin'

InnerFatGirl

"I want a hot, wet




















latte"

bikermike5094

I'm eating out at the Y tonight... dinner at the ymca with the youth group.

lynnprice

Anyone for a trip to French Lick?

Indiana, that is

The_New_Christina

When I was in High School all I heard was "Rubber Nipples and Liquor"

Ddmck1

The word "cumquat" always sounded dirty to me

sjeagle30

Acute Angina

MelissaYeis22

"Yes I would like to toss your salad"

ster81

You got to really smack that shuttlecock

Jess207

I'm a teacher and people were constantly blocking the parking lot. One day an announcement came over the PA, "Please excuse the interruption but the owner of a Vulva, you're blocking the dumpsters". LOL (I guess the secretary couldn't pronounce Volvo??):laugh: That'd be quite a vulva!!

MB_Positif

I have to preface this by saying I studied Architecture in college. Took a class called "Materials & Methods- HVAC & Plumbing"

Professor used to say things like, "It's not the length of the pipe that matters." with a freaking straight face. Come on...

darias_mommy

i giggle every time someone goes to Punta Cana. it just sounds like a woman part.

Jess207

There are 2 counties in Pennsylvania...Intercourse, PA and Bird in Hand, PA

HunniBunniLisy

Keep your pecker up!

BinaryPulsar

Master Debater.

whiskeysister510

I work in marine construction....

Erection
Drilled Shaft
Pile Driver
Fugitive Emissions
Wet Bottom Feed Method
Hoe Ramming
Vibratory Hammer

I also recently came across a contract clause requiring the contractor to "provide ample vibrators."

misskatibear

My mum always tells me about these facials she has.

"I'm off to have my facial on Thursday"

It's disturbing. But she has no idea it's a rude thing as well. Bless her innocent mind.

jplord

Years ago on a construction site in the management trailer I was chattingwith the ADMIN lady. We were talking about our telescopes. I made my own and her husband did the same thing. The site program manager came in about 2/3rds into the conversation, and exploded.

"So how big is your husband's?"

"Oh, it's four inches in diameter and about 3 feet long."

"Really? Mine is 6 inches in diameter, and about 4 feet long. It's bright red, too."

"Cool. My husband's is black."

"How often do you use it? "

"Oh he and I like to get it out at least one night a week."

choppie70

mount

When our new school was built the principal gave an all call for us teachers to bring our students outside to watch the custodian "mount the weathervane" !