Autocorrects gonna getcha!!!

ilovemybuggy
ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
You know- sometimes I really despise autocorrect- like when it gets me. But sometimes it really cracks me up. Like the convo I just had with my friend mike.


Mike: want to go with a run for me?
me: Well, I tend to walk more than run- but sure i'll attempt to run with you. But I have to make sure my mom can keep Dylan while I run.
Mike: Nevermind i'll go rub all by myself.
Me: Well, I can't help you with that anyways. 0_o

Give me your favorite autocorrect mishap!!
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  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Another one for me was between a guy I was talking to and myself

    HIM: What are you doing?
    Me: Going to the GYN.
    him: I could have gone w/o knowing that.

    That awkward moment when you MEANT to say you were going to the GYM. :laugh:
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
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    This one makes me laugh so hard and I have no idea why....I'm just weird.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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    hahah that's fantastic!
  • Talking to a guy

    Him: What do you think?
    Me: I love you.
    Him: ....um....what?
    Me: WHOA, no, I mean I love it...

    yeah, this happened with a guy I used to have a thing for...and he had NO thing for me. Awkward. I also texted my dad about my boobs.

    Boobs always seems to be my phones autocorrect of choice...
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Talking to a guy

    Him: What do you think?
    Me: I love you.
    Him: ....um....what?
    Me: WHOA, no, I mean I love it...

    yeah, this happened with a guy I used to have a thing for...and he had NO thing for me. Awkward. I also texted my dad about my boobs.

    Boobs always seems to be my phones autocorrect of choice...

    embarASSing. LOL!
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
    ^^^Mine always corrects boobs to boons! It just won't let me say boobs!?
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    ^^^Mine always corrects boobs to boons! It just won't let me say boobs!?

    Mine changes cook to...well, not cook.
  • ^^^Mine always corrects boobs to boons! It just won't let me say boobs!?

    Mine changes cook to...well, not cook.

    sent that one to my mom once.
    Luckily, my mom has the same dirty humor that I have, and she laughed and continued to make a joke about it.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    ^^^Mine always corrects boobs to boons! It just won't let me say boobs!?

    Mine changes cook to...well, not cook.

    sent that one to my mom once.
    Luckily, my mom has the same dirty humor that I have, and she laughed and continued to make a joke about it.

    I sent it to my very old-fashioned, uptight, prude-ish grandmother. She's 77. AWKWARDDDDD
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  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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    Lmfao- I woul DIE.
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
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  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
    Me: Hey mom, how are you doing?
    Her: Oh, I'm feeling d!ck
    Me: WHAT??
    Her: Sick, i'm feeling sick!
  • slimmermomma
    slimmermomma Posts: 82 Member
    I tried but I can't seem to add it - but i am loving reading the rest of them lol
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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    lol amy- was this YOURS?! Or just an epic autocorrect choice.
  • confettibetti
    confettibetti Posts: 405 Member
    DYAC keeps me in tears!!!!!!!
  • confettibetti
    confettibetti Posts: 405 Member
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    lol amy- was this YOURS?! Or just an epic autocorrect choice.

    freaking hilaarious!!!!!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    DYAC keeps me in tears!!!!!!!

    Yeah - it's pretty funny. I want to hear some of peoples personal ones though! LOL Autocorrect fxcks with me ALL the time.
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
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    lol amy- was this YOURS?! Or just an epic autocorrect choice.

    I wish. I only chose it because it had my name in it. I also wish for the first and second lines in that image.
  • sjeagle30
    sjeagle30 Posts: 292 Member
    My friend texted me a few weeks ago while at the Brickyard race and I meant to say you must be drunky and it said you must be stinky! haha.
    I didnt realize it until he texted back and was like umm why?
  • scottg1024
    scottg1024 Posts: 224
    This thread made me laugh, cry and fart all at the same time!!!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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    lol amy- was this YOURS?! Or just an epic autocorrect choice.

    I wish. I only chose it because it had my name in it. I also wish for the first and second lines in that image.

    bahahahah this is why I fxcking LOVE you.
  • confettibetti
    confettibetti Posts: 405 Member
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    hahahahahahaha omg tears
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    Ugh...autocorrect has become my worst enema...
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    This thread made me laugh, cry and fart all at the same time!!!

    well that can't be comfortable :laugh:
  • confettibetti
    confettibetti Posts: 405 Member
    This thread made me laugh, cry and fart all at the same time!!!

    u too? bahahahahaha
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Ugh...autocorrect has become my worst enema...

    @.@ LOL!!!
  • JosianneC
    JosianneC Posts: 141 Member
    bump for later!
  • BABetter1
    BABetter1 Posts: 618 Member
    OMG, I'm sitting at my desk laughing so hard tears are rolling down my face.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    OMG, I'm sitting at my desk laughing so hard tears are rolling down my face.

    that was my intention! :)