Autocorrects gonna getcha!!!

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  • almcneal
    almcneal Posts: 200 Member
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    Oh my goodness....this is awesome. There are so many hysterical ones that I couldn't decide on just one to copy.

    Thanks you all for the laughs!
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
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    This one makes me laugh so hard and I have no idea why....I'm just weird.

    wow. I JUST LOST IT.

    Right?! Whenever I'm sad I read this and I still laugh lol I think because of the fisted part but I'm not sure though! hahaha
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    We're driving home from dinner in two separate cars since we were coming from work. He's in front of me in traffic, so I shoot him a text real quick*


    Me: I'll be home in a minute, I need to go pick up my ex.
    BF: ?
    Me: Rx!!! Definitely not ex.

    He didn't know 'Rx' meant 'prescription' so he gave up and just called me.



    (*kids, don't text while driving.)
  • jennifer52484
    jennifer52484 Posts: 888 Member
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    hahaahahahahaah omg this is hilarious. i just busted out laughing
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
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    I'm.always advising people to swap to 40% crabs...

    (carbs)

    always here to provide amusement with my auto correct! x
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,427 Member
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    I think we need this thread every week!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    During lunch:

    the boyfriend: I'm at Kohl's. Levi's ate 40 dollars.
    me: they must have been hungry


    LMAO!!

    I have no idea why that was as funny as it was but I had to smother a lot of giggles. Ah. The little things ♪
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
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    One of my faves
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  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    I was talking to a friend, and he was talking about me not wasting something...

    Me: Yes sir! No sir!
    Him: I only have a bag and a half.
    Me: Of what?
    Him: I'm just playing with the excretion. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir.
    Me: Oooooh! Wait, what?! You're playing with the excretion?
    Him: Expression...stupid auto correct.

    I most seriously almost peed.
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
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    Ugh...autocorrect has become my worst enema...

    :laugh:
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    During lunch:

    the boyfriend: I'm at Kohl's. Levi's ate 40 dollars.
    me: they must have been hungry


    LMAO!!
    It cracked me up too!

    I have no idea why that was as funny as it was but I had to smother a lot of giggles. Ah. The little things ♪
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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    I was talking to a friend, and he was talking about me not wasting something...

    Me: Yes sir! No sir!
    Him: I only have a bag and a half.
    Me: Of what?
    Him: I'm just playing with the excretion. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir.
    Me: Oooooh! Wait, what?! You're playing with the excretion?
    Him: Expression...stupid auto correct.

    I most seriously almost peed.

    I have died everytime I read that one today!
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
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    I was talking to a friend, and he was talking about me not wasting something...

    Me: Yes sir! No sir!
    Him: I only have a bag and a half.
    Me: Of what?
    Him: I'm just playing with the excretion. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir.
    Me: Oooooh! Wait, what?! You're playing with the excretion?
    Him: Expression...stupid auto correct.

    I most seriously almost peed.

    I have died everytime I read that one today!

    This is why I hate using the speech-to-text function - I am always afraid it's going to misunderstand me, and it'll use another word that's horribly wrong but sounds similar (which it's done before), and I won't notice until I send the message. Far worse than most typing autocorrects I've seen!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
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    6.-Im-getting-you-a-new-phone-Fail1.jpg

    OMG, that's freaking hilarious, laughing so hard I'm crying!
  • Derinq
    Derinq Posts: 52 Member
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    Thanks for the laugh. I needed that :D Keep 'em coming ^^
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
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    the other day I was watching Sesame Street with my kids, and wrote to a friend

    "I'm just sitting on the couch, watching Semen Street with the kids"

    MOTHER OF THE YEAR :)
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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    the other day I was watching Sesame Street with my kids, and wrote to a friend

    "I'm just sitting on the couch, watching Semen Street with the kids"

    MOTHER OF THE YEAR :)

    ahahah! You got my vote (well - aside from myself ) :laugh:
  • Jenna9797
    Jenna9797 Posts: 33 Member
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    I work at a Space Center where they test (loud!) rocket engines. My boss will send me updates before the test to let me know when to expect that it might go off.

    Boss: Jay called to let me know you guys could not hear the teat on radio. Nothing we can do this late in the count to troubleshoot. Hope you're getting the test.

    Boss: Sh!!t ... Test. TEST. Not TEAT ... Sh!!t !

    Me (after the test): Teat? ha ha ha
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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    I work at a Space Center where they test (loud!) rocket engines. My boss will send me updates before the test to let me know when to expect that it might go off.

    Boss: Jay called to let me know you guys could not hear the teat on radio. Nothing we can do this late in the count to troubleshoot. Hope you're getting the test.

    Boss: Sh!!t ... Test. TEST. Not TEAT ... Sh!!t !

    Me (after the test): Teat? ha ha ha

    hahaha!! nipples for the win!

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