Autocorrects gonna getcha!!!

confettibetti

Ok here's one:


So what else is new man?

-I start my new job with the police force on Thursday
-Just picked up my new unicorn

You get your own unicorn? WOW best job ever!!!
I wouldn't even be pissed if I got pulled over by a cop on a unicorn!!!

morgansmom02

I get autocorrected texts from my friend quite frequently. I will let her know that this forum exists. She has a lot to share! One of them to me said she was coming over to drop off money for head. I don't even remember what it was supposed to say, but it cracks me up!

SmartAlec03211988

LMFAO, laughing so hard I'm crying. XD !!

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I was talking to a friend, and he was talking about me not wasting something...

Me: Yes sir! No sir!
Him: I only have a bag and a half.
Me: Of what?
Him: I'm just playing with the excretion. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir.
Me: Oooooh! Wait, what?! You're playing with the excretion?
Him: Expression...stupid auto correct.

firestar385

My phone changes u to us.

as in "is he gonna break up with us."

awakard

ilovemybuggy

ilovemybuggy

I was talking to a friend, and he was talking about me not wasting something...

Me: Yes sir! No sir!
Him: I only have a bag and a half.
Me: Of what?
Him: I'm just playing with the excretion. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir.
Me: Oooooh! Wait, what?! You're playing with the excretion?
Him: Expression...stupid auto correct.

OMG I JUST DIED!!!!!

BabyLeila23

hehehe I love these

I accidentally called my roommates bf a d*ck because i was texting on her phone while she was driving. He didnt find it so funny.

ilovemybuggy

AprilRenewed

OMG That is the best! I liked this on FB, so I see them a lot, but I can't view the website from work.

Gosh, wonder why.

AJ_Pete

ilovemybuggy

MY FAVORITE!

confettibetti

Im at home depot, do you need more paint?

-yes I probably need two more gallons

what is color I forgot name

-behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart

I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!

-OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..


hahaha

ilovemybuggy

Im at home depot, do you need more paint?

-yes I probably need two more gallons

what is color I forgot name

-behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart

I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!

-OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..


hahaha

holy *kitten* (Pun fully intended)

confettibetti

Can you make me pancakes with sermon?

-Praise Jesus, Glory to God, if you like pancakes can I get an AMEN.

Haha I meant syrup you big goof

confettibetti

MY FAVORITE!

omf u c k inggod laughing so hard!

impyimpyaj

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My only funny autocorrect is that when I type "hahahahaha" on my tablet, it corrects to "Chautauqua." Every time.

ilovemybuggy

MY FAVORITE!

om****inggod laughing so hard!

I cried.

SeaChele77

Im at home depot, do you need more paint?

-yes I probably need two more gallons

what is color I forgot name

-behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart

I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!

-OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..


hahaha

EPIC!!!!!

ilovemybuggy

CAN.NOT.BREATHE.

confettibetti

CAN.NOT.BREATHE.

holy balls..lol

RobynC79

These are funny!

here's my personal tale of autocorrect woe:

Me: Thanks for picking me up - do you have the arrival terminal right?

My lovely Boyfriend: Yep, A, right.

Me: Ok, I have a Chechen vag so no need to rush.

Him: What???

Me: Checked!!! Bag!!! Stupid phone.

Him: LOL! Your vag is from Chechnya?

Me: My phone thinks so. Does it seem Eastern European to you?


I'm really glad this was just to my boyfriend, not my boss or something. Autocorrect is awesome.

ilovemybuggy

These are funny!

here's my personal tale of autocorrect woe:

Me: Thanks for picking me up - do you have the arrival terminal right?

My lovely Boyfriend: Yep, A, right.

Me: Ok, I have a Chechen vag so no need to rush.

Him: What???

Me: Checked!!! Bag!!! Stupid phone.

Him: LOL! Your vag is from Chechnya?

Me: My phone thinks so. Does it seem Eastern European to you?


I'm really glad this was just to my boyfriend, not my boss or something. Autocorrect is awesome.

omg that's hilarious!!!

Tilran

Here you go....A whole bunch of laugh, fart and pee yourself filled Auto-Corrects.

http://iphoneappcafe.com/25-funniest-auto-correct-mistakes-ever/

dawn2313

Im at home depot, do you need more paint?

-yes I probably need two more gallons

what is color I forgot name

-behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart

I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!

-OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..


hahaha

holy *kitten* (Pun fully intended)

HAHAHA this actually killed me

ilovemybuggy

Here you go....A whole bunch of laugh, fart and pee yourself filled Auto-Corrects.

http://iphoneappcafe.com/25-funniest-auto-correct-mistakes-ever/

well that's no fun- let's hear yours!

ilovemybuggy

Im at home depot, do you need more paint?

-yes I probably need two more gallons

what is color I forgot name

-behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart

I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!

-OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..


hahaha

holy *kitten* (Pun fully intended)

HAHAHA this actually killed me

kashmyre

Yeah, this one really happened.

ilovemybuggy

edit: you already got it. LOL funny one!

The_New_Christina

I'm feeling real D!CK right now!