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Autocorrects gonna getcha!!!

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  • confettibetti
    confettibetti Posts: 405 Member
    Ok here's one:


    So what else is new man?

    -I start my new job with the police force on Thursday
    -Just picked up my new unicorn

    You get your own unicorn? WOW best job ever!!!
    I wouldn't even be pissed if I got pulled over by a cop on a unicorn!!!
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    I get autocorrected texts from my friend quite frequently. I will let her know that this forum exists. She has a lot to share! One of them to me said she was coming over to drop off money for head. I don't even remember what it was supposed to say, but it cracks me up!
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
    LMFAO, laughing so hard I'm crying. XD !!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I was talking to a friend, and he was talking about me not wasting something...

    Me: Yes sir! No sir!
    Him: I only have a bag and a half.
    Me: Of what?
    Him: I'm just playing with the excretion. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir.
    Me: Oooooh! Wait, what?! You're playing with the excretion?
    Him: Expression...stupid auto correct.
  • My phone changes u to us.

    as in "is he gonna break up with us."

    awakard
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    I was talking to a friend, and he was talking about me not wasting something...

    Me: Yes sir! No sir!
    Him: I only have a bag and a half.
    Me: Of what?
    Him: I'm just playing with the excretion. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir.
    Me: Oooooh! Wait, what?! You're playing with the excretion?
    Him: Expression...stupid auto correct.

    OMG I JUST DIED!!!!!
  • hehehe I love these :)

    I accidentally called my roommates bf a d*ck because i was texting on her phone while she was driving. He didnt find it so funny.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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  • AprilRenewed
    AprilRenewed Posts: 691 Member
    6.-Im-getting-you-a-new-phone-Fail1.jpg

    OMG That is the best! I liked this on FB, so I see them a lot, but I can't view the website from work.

    Gosh, wonder why.
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
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  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    289d5og.jpg

    MY FAVORITE!
  • confettibetti
    confettibetti Posts: 405 Member
    Im at home depot, do you need more paint?

    -yes I probably need two more gallons

    what is color I forgot name

    -behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart

    I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!

    -OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..


    hahaha
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Im at home depot, do you need more paint?

    -yes I probably need two more gallons

    what is color I forgot name

    -behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart

    I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!

    -OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..


    hahaha

    holy *kitten* (Pun fully intended)
  • confettibetti
    confettibetti Posts: 405 Member
    Can you make me pancakes with sermon?

    -Praise Jesus, Glory to God, if you like pancakes can I get an AMEN.

    Haha I meant syrup you big goof
  • confettibetti
    confettibetti Posts: 405 Member
    289d5og.jpg

    MY FAVORITE!

    omf u c k inggod laughing so hard!
  • impyimpyaj
    impyimpyaj Posts: 1,073 Member
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    My only funny autocorrect is that when I type "hahahahaha" on my tablet, it corrects to "Chautauqua." Every time.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    289d5og.jpg

    MY FAVORITE!

    om****inggod laughing so hard!

    I cried.
  • SeaChele77
    SeaChele77 Posts: 1,103 Member
    Im at home depot, do you need more paint?

    -yes I probably need two more gallons

    what is color I forgot name

    -behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart

    I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!

    -OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..


    hahaha

    EPIC!!!!!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    CAN.NOT.BREATHE.

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  • confettibetti
    confettibetti Posts: 405 Member
    CAN.NOT.BREATHE.

    25t8075.jpg

    holy balls..lol
  • RobynC79
    RobynC79 Posts: 331 Member
    These are funny!

    here's my personal tale of autocorrect woe:

    Me: Thanks for picking me up - do you have the arrival terminal right?

    My lovely Boyfriend: Yep, A, right.

    Me: Ok, I have a Chechen vag so no need to rush.

    Him: What???

    Me: Checked!!! Bag!!! Stupid phone.

    Him: LOL! Your vag is from Chechnya?

    Me: My phone thinks so. Does it seem Eastern European to you?


    I'm really glad this was just to my boyfriend, not my boss or something. Autocorrect is awesome.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    These are funny!

    here's my personal tale of autocorrect woe:

    Me: Thanks for picking me up - do you have the arrival terminal right?

    My lovely Boyfriend: Yep, A, right.

    Me: Ok, I have a Chechen vag so no need to rush.

    Him: What???

    Me: Checked!!! Bag!!! Stupid phone.

    Him: LOL! Your vag is from Chechnya?

    Me: My phone thinks so. Does it seem Eastern European to you?


    I'm really glad this was just to my boyfriend, not my boss or something. Autocorrect is awesome.

    omg that's hilarious!!!
  • Tilran
    Tilran Posts: 627 Member
    Here you go....A whole bunch of laugh, fart and pee yourself filled Auto-Corrects.

    http://iphoneappcafe.com/25-funniest-auto-correct-mistakes-ever/
  • dawn2313
    dawn2313 Posts: 125 Member
    Im at home depot, do you need more paint?

    -yes I probably need two more gallons

    what is color I forgot name

    -behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart

    I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!

    -OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..


    hahaha

    holy *kitten* (Pun fully intended)


    HAHAHA this actually killed me
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Here you go....A whole bunch of laugh, fart and pee yourself filled Auto-Corrects.

    http://iphoneappcafe.com/25-funniest-auto-correct-mistakes-ever/

    well that's no fun- let's hear yours!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Im at home depot, do you need more paint?

    -yes I probably need two more gallons

    what is color I forgot name

    -behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart

    I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!

    -OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..


    hahaha

    holy *kitten* (Pun fully intended)


    HAHAHA this actually killed me

    :wink:
  • kashmyre
    kashmyre Posts: 105 Member
    Yeah, this one really happened.

    KatAutocorrectFail.jpg
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    edit: you already got it. LOL funny one!
  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
    I'm feeling real D!CK right now!
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