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Autocorrects gonna getcha!!!
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Ok here's one:
So what else is new man?
-I start my new job with the police force on Thursday
-Just picked up my new unicorn
You get your own unicorn? WOW best job ever!!!
I wouldn't even be pissed if I got pulled over by a cop on a unicorn!!!0 -
I get autocorrected texts from my friend quite frequently. I will let her know that this forum exists. She has a lot to share! One of them to me said she was coming over to drop off money for head. I don't even remember what it was supposed to say, but it cracks me up!0
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LMFAO, laughing so hard I'm crying. XD !!0
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I was talking to a friend, and he was talking about me not wasting something...
Me: Yes sir! No sir!
Him: I only have a bag and a half.
Me: Of what?
Him: I'm just playing with the excretion. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir.
Me: Oooooh! Wait, what?! You're playing with the excretion?
Him: Expression...stupid auto correct.0 -
My phone changes u to us.
as in "is he gonna break up with us."
awakard0 -
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I was talking to a friend, and he was talking about me not wasting something...
Me: Yes sir! No sir!
Him: I only have a bag and a half.
Me: Of what?
Him: I'm just playing with the excretion. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir.
Me: Oooooh! Wait, what?! You're playing with the excretion?
Him: Expression...stupid auto correct.
OMG I JUST DIED!!!!!0 -
hehehe I love these
I accidentally called my roommates bf a d*ck because i was texting on her phone while she was driving. He didnt find it so funny.0 -
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OMG That is the best! I liked this on FB, so I see them a lot, but I can't view the website from work.
Gosh, wonder why.0 -
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MY FAVORITE!0 -
Im at home depot, do you need more paint?
-yes I probably need two more gallons
what is color I forgot name
-behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart
I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!
-OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..
hahaha0 -
Im at home depot, do you need more paint?
-yes I probably need two more gallons
what is color I forgot name
-behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart
I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!
-OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..
hahaha
holy *kitten* (Pun fully intended)0 -
Can you make me pancakes with sermon?
-Praise Jesus, Glory to God, if you like pancakes can I get an AMEN.
Haha I meant syrup you big goof0 -
MY FAVORITE!
omf u c k inggod laughing so hard!0 -
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My only funny autocorrect is that when I type "hahahahaha" on my tablet, it corrects to "Chautauqua." Every time.0 -
MY FAVORITE!
om****inggod laughing so hard!
I cried.0 -
Im at home depot, do you need more paint?
-yes I probably need two more gallons
what is color I forgot name
-behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart
I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!
-OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..
hahaha
EPIC!!!!!0 -
CAN.NOT.BREATHE.
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CAN.NOT.BREATHE.
holy balls..lol0 -
These are funny!
here's my personal tale of autocorrect woe:
Me: Thanks for picking me up - do you have the arrival terminal right?
My lovely Boyfriend: Yep, A, right.
Me: Ok, I have a Chechen vag so no need to rush.
Him: What???
Me: Checked!!! Bag!!! Stupid phone.
Him: LOL! Your vag is from Chechnya?
Me: My phone thinks so. Does it seem Eastern European to you?
I'm really glad this was just to my boyfriend, not my boss or something. Autocorrect is awesome.0 -
These are funny!
here's my personal tale of autocorrect woe:
Me: Thanks for picking me up - do you have the arrival terminal right?
My lovely Boyfriend: Yep, A, right.
Me: Ok, I have a Chechen vag so no need to rush.
Him: What???
Me: Checked!!! Bag!!! Stupid phone.
Him: LOL! Your vag is from Chechnya?
Me: My phone thinks so. Does it seem Eastern European to you?
I'm really glad this was just to my boyfriend, not my boss or something. Autocorrect is awesome.
omg that's hilarious!!!0 -
Here you go....A whole bunch of laugh, fart and pee yourself filled Auto-Corrects.
http://iphoneappcafe.com/25-funniest-auto-correct-mistakes-ever/0 -
Im at home depot, do you need more paint?
-yes I probably need two more gallons
what is color I forgot name
-behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart
I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!
-OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..
hahaha
holy *kitten* (Pun fully intended)
HAHAHA this actually killed me0 -
Here you go....A whole bunch of laugh, fart and pee yourself filled Auto-Corrects.
http://iphoneappcafe.com/25-funniest-auto-correct-mistakes-ever/
well that's no fun- let's hear yours!0 -
Im at home depot, do you need more paint?
-yes I probably need two more gallons
what is color I forgot name
-behr7707-8 Chocolate Shart
I just asked for that and the guy laghed at me for 5 minutes!
-OMG OMG its chocolate sparkle, I am LMAO. Sorry..
hahaha
holy *kitten* (Pun fully intended)
HAHAHA this actually killed me
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Yeah, this one really happened.
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edit: you already got it. LOL funny one!0
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I'm feeling real D!CK right now!0
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