Autocorrects gonna getcha!!!
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edit: you already got it. LOL funny one!
Thanks, not great at posting pics yet. :drinker:0 -

This one makes me laugh so hard and I have no idea why....I'm just weird.
Hilarious!!0 -
OMG these are so funny. Love this.0
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OMG...I nearly fell on the floor laughing so hard!
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Me: I need to go to the pharmacy to get our son sedated
Hubby: Sedated?
Me: Sudafed
Me: Dammit
Hubby <~~ a whole lot of laughing
My son was a bit concerned!0 -
Me: I need to go to the pharmacy to get our son sedated
Hubby: Sedated?
Me: Sudafed
Me: Dammit
Hubby <~~ a whole lot of laughing
My son was a bit concerned!
haha I would have been too!0 -
CAN.NOT.BREATHE.

I just woke the baby up again0 -
CAN.NOT.BREATHE.

I just woke the baby up again
aha 0_o sorry!!
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Hubby: What you think about getting some beer and doing a bonfire this Saturday while ur mom has tater-bug
Me: Sounds good wanna get some stuff to make some smurfs
Hubby: Sure, sounds tasty. R U sure that isn't considered cannibalism?
Me: S'MORES S'MORES not effin smurfs0 -
Hubby: What you think about getting some beer and doing a bonfire this Saturday while ur mom has tater-bug
Me: Sounds good wanna get some stuff to make some smurfs
Hubby: Sure, sounds tasty. R U sure that isn't considered cannibalism?
Me: S'MORES S'MORES not effin smurfs
OMG!!! If you make a smurf I totally want one!!!! or ten.0 -
OMG these are sooo funnny, I am literally sitting at my desk laughing so hard.0
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Hubby: What you think about getting some beer and doing a bonfire this Saturday while ur mom has tater-bug
Me: Sounds good wanna get some stuff to make some smurfs
Hubby: Sure, sounds tasty. R U sure that isn't considered cannibalism?
Me: S'MORES S'MORES not effin smurfs
OMG!!! If you make a smurf I totally want one!!!! or ten.
I know! It's so hard to stop with just one!
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Hubby: What you think about getting some beer and doing a bonfire this Saturday while ur mom has tater-bug
Me: Sounds good wanna get some stuff to make some smurfs
Hubby: Sure, sounds tasty. R U sure that isn't considered cannibalism?
Me: S'MORES S'MORES not effin smurfs
OMG!!! If you make a smurf I totally want one!!!! or ten.
I know! It's so hard to stop with just one!
I would keep them forever!!!0 -
Hubby: What you think about getting some beer and doing a bonfire this Saturday while ur mom has tater-bug
Me: Sounds good wanna get some stuff to make some smurfs
Hubby: Sure, sounds tasty. R U sure that isn't considered cannibalism?
Me: S'MORES S'MORES not effin smurfs
OMG!!! If you make a smurf I totally want one!!!! or ten.
hahahaha I want one tooooo!!!!0 -
We need more!!! I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud at work!!! I know I've had some but can't think of them off the top of my head!0
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my pleasure, here's another.
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A few weeks ago...
Trevor: I'm out of town until Monday..
My husband: Oh yeah, I forgot. When are you going to lactate?
Trevor: lol what?
My husband: Lac La Biche. When are you going to Lac la Biche? haha oh man.0 -
A few weeks ago...
Trevor: I'm out of town until Monday..
My husband: Oh yeah, I forgot. When are you going to lactate?
Trevor: lol what?
My husband: Lac La Biche. When are you going to Lac la Biche? haha oh man.
ahahahahha!!!!!!!0 -
I think I am going to have to log all this laughing as an ab workout!!!0
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During lunch:
the boyfriend: I'm at Kohl's. Levi's ate 40 dollars.
me: they must have been hungry
LMAO!!0 -

not exactly an autocorrect- but still funny!0 -
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I just choked on my water. LOL Love this one!0 -
ex: What are the plans for today?
me: I gotta pick up the girls at the brothel, then I will drop her off there.
ex: the where??
me: bethel. bethel. stupid phone.0 -

OMG, I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard. Best one ever!!!0 -
Thanks for this thread. It made me laugh so hard at work I was crying. Pretty sure coworkers think I am insane lol
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Thanks for this thread. It made me laugh so hard at work I was crying. Pretty sure coworkers think I am insane lol

you're very welcome
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This one makes me laugh so hard and I have no idea why....I'm just weird.
wow. I JUST LOST IT.0 -
This is not risque or anything but will always be my favorite.
Me: The meeting is now at 2pm.
Boss: Okay donkey.
Boss: I meant okie dokie.
Me: You actually meant to say okie dokie?
This was a mass text to the entire department.0
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