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Autocorrects gonna getcha!!!

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  • kashmyre
    kashmyre Posts: 105 Member
    edit: you already got it. LOL funny one!

    Thanks, not great at posting pics yet. :drinker:
  • tweetybaby69
    tweetybaby69 Posts: 258 Member
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    This one makes me laugh so hard and I have no idea why....I'm just weird.

    Hilarious!!
  • allisonmrn
    allisonmrn Posts: 721 Member
    OMG these are so funny. Love this.
  • Pspetal
    Pspetal Posts: 426 Member
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  • Shannota
    Shannota Posts: 308 Member
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    OMG...I nearly fell on the floor laughing so hard!
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    Me: I need to go to the pharmacy to get our son sedated
    Hubby: Sedated?
    Me: Sudafed
    Me: Dammit
    Hubby <~~ a whole lot of laughing

    My son was a bit concerned!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Me: I need to go to the pharmacy to get our son sedated
    Hubby: Sedated?
    Me: Sudafed
    Me: Dammit
    Hubby <~~ a whole lot of laughing

    My son was a bit concerned!

    haha I would have been too!
  • krim12
    krim12 Posts: 102
    CAN.NOT.BREATHE.

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    I just woke the baby up again
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    CAN.NOT.BREATHE.

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    I just woke the baby up again

    aha 0_o sorry!!

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  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Hubby: What you think about getting some beer and doing a bonfire this Saturday while ur mom has tater-bug
    Me: Sounds good wanna get some stuff to make some smurfs
    Hubby: Sure, sounds tasty. R U sure that isn't considered cannibalism?
    Me: S'MORES S'MORES not effin smurfs
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Hubby: What you think about getting some beer and doing a bonfire this Saturday while ur mom has tater-bug
    Me: Sounds good wanna get some stuff to make some smurfs
    Hubby: Sure, sounds tasty. R U sure that isn't considered cannibalism?
    Me: S'MORES S'MORES not effin smurfs

    OMG!!! If you make a smurf I totally want one!!!! or ten.
  • vyanadevi
    vyanadevi Posts: 134 Member
    OMG these are sooo funnny, I am literally sitting at my desk laughing so hard.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Hubby: What you think about getting some beer and doing a bonfire this Saturday while ur mom has tater-bug
    Me: Sounds good wanna get some stuff to make some smurfs
    Hubby: Sure, sounds tasty. R U sure that isn't considered cannibalism?
    Me: S'MORES S'MORES not effin smurfs

    OMG!!! If you make a smurf I totally want one!!!! or ten.

    I know! It's so hard to stop with just one! :(
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Hubby: What you think about getting some beer and doing a bonfire this Saturday while ur mom has tater-bug
    Me: Sounds good wanna get some stuff to make some smurfs
    Hubby: Sure, sounds tasty. R U sure that isn't considered cannibalism?
    Me: S'MORES S'MORES not effin smurfs

    OMG!!! If you make a smurf I totally want one!!!! or ten.

    I know! It's so hard to stop with just one! :(

    I would keep them forever!!!
  • confettibetti
    confettibetti Posts: 405 Member
    Hubby: What you think about getting some beer and doing a bonfire this Saturday while ur mom has tater-bug
    Me: Sounds good wanna get some stuff to make some smurfs
    Hubby: Sure, sounds tasty. R U sure that isn't considered cannibalism?
    Me: S'MORES S'MORES not effin smurfs

    OMG!!! If you make a smurf I totally want one!!!! or ten.

    hahahaha I want one tooooo!!!!
  • SARgirl
    SARgirl Posts: 572 Member
    We need more!!! I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud at work!!! I know I've had some but can't think of them off the top of my head!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    my pleasure, here's another.

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  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    A few weeks ago...

    Trevor: I'm out of town until Monday..
    My husband: Oh yeah, I forgot. When are you going to lactate?
    Trevor: lol what?
    My husband: Lac La Biche. When are you going to Lac la Biche? haha oh man.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    A few weeks ago...

    Trevor: I'm out of town until Monday..
    My husband: Oh yeah, I forgot. When are you going to lactate?
    Trevor: lol what?
    My husband: Lac La Biche. When are you going to Lac la Biche? haha oh man.

    ahahahahha!!!!!!!
  • trackercasey76
    trackercasey76 Posts: 781 Member
    I think I am going to have to log all this laughing as an ab workout!!!
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    During lunch:

    the boyfriend: I'm at Kohl's. Levi's ate 40 dollars.
    me: they must have been hungry


    LMAO!!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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    not exactly an autocorrect- but still funny!
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
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  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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    I just choked on my water. LOL Love this one!
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
    ex: What are the plans for today?
    me: I gotta pick up the girls at the brothel, then I will drop her off there.
    ex: the where??
    me: bethel. bethel. stupid phone.
  • Gennybunny96
    Gennybunny96 Posts: 69 Member
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    OMG, I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard. Best one ever!!!
  • Morethanwillpower12
    Morethanwillpower12 Posts: 74 Member
    Thanks for this thread. It made me laugh so hard at work I was crying. Pretty sure coworkers think I am insane lol :)
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Thanks for this thread. It made me laugh so hard at work I was crying. Pretty sure coworkers think I am insane lol :)

    you're very welcome :)
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    This one makes me laugh so hard and I have no idea why....I'm just weird.

    wow. I JUST LOST IT.
  • GFreg
    GFreg Posts: 404
    This is not risque or anything but will always be my favorite.

    Me: The meeting is now at 2pm.
    Boss: Okay donkey.
    Boss: I meant okie dokie.
    Me: You actually meant to say okie dokie?

    This was a mass text to the entire department.
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