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  • seal57
    seal57 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?...
  • Tank_Girl
    Tank_Girl Posts: 372 Member
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    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.
    That could work :happy: :devil:
  • slyvers
    slyvers Posts: 9
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    Nice shoes .. wanna fock?

    This has always been one of my favorites.
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
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    If I'm in the states

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say hello , irish accent does the rest

    If I'm in UK

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say "thirty three and a third", knickers disappear lol

    What's the deal with thirty three and a third?? English and american people always ask me to say that... a guy on MFP asked me to record myself saying it and send it to him.. wtf??
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    You remind me of my pinky toe.

    You're cute, small, and some day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

    I used this last night. It works btw.
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
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    I'm hot. You're horny. Let's *kitten*!
  • mineboy
    mineboy Posts: 2,478 Member
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    Hello, i am shy would you talk to me please..
  • spicypepper
    spicypepper Posts: 1,016 Member
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    Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. (Actually heard this one time and died laughing!)
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
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    If I'm in the states

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say hello , irish accent does the rest

    If I'm in UK

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say "thirty three and a third", knickers disappear lol

    What's the deal with thirty three and a third?? English and american people always ask me to say that... a guy on MFP asked me to record myself saying it and send it to him.. wtf??

    Its the way we pronounce the TH
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    If I'm in the states

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say hello , irish accent does the rest

    If I'm in UK

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say "thirty three and a third", knickers disappear lol

    What's the deal with thirty three and a third?? English and american people always ask me to say that... a guy on MFP asked me to record myself saying it and send it to him.. wtf??

    Its the way we pronounce the TH


    the what?? the TH?? living in brooklyn, i don't think i've ever heard that sound.
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
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    I walked up to her and said hello. She said hey your kinda cute. I said, yes I know.
  • chocolateandpb
    chocolateandpb Posts: 453 Member
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    I walked up to her and said hello. She said hey your kinda cute. I said, yes I know.

    LOL!

    "Your body looks so sick I think I caught the flu!"
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
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    I just usually pass this note around

    likeme.jpg


    Lol!! This would probably work on me.
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
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    You remid me of my pinky toe.



    You're cute, small, and some day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

    Lol! :drinker:
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
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    haha

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