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Ask me any question you want.
It can be about me, it can be about the great wonders of the world. I'll give the best answer I know, or make up.
It can be about me, it can be about the great wonders of the world. I'll give the best answer I know, or make up.
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Why is it I am up and down all night but the 5 minutes before my alarm goes off I sleep like a bear in hibernation? :sad:
Thank you mighty Kreskin
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Why is it I am up and down all night but the 5 minutes before my alarm goes off I sleep like a bear in hibernation? :sad:
Thank you mighty Kreskin
Good Question.
Answer: I would blame the Canadians. It's what we, here in the US, are taught to do.
BLAME CANADA!0 -
what is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?0
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what is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Answer: YES.0 -
If a half a hen lays a half an egg in a half a day - how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?0
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Why is it I am up and down all night but the 5 minutes before my alarm goes off I sleep like a bear in hibernation? :sad:
Thank you mighty Kreskin
Good Question.
Answer: I would blame the Canadians. It's what we, here in the US, are taught to do.
BLAME CANADA!
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If a half a hen lays a half an egg in a half a day - how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
It would take him half the time it would if he had two legs, because he only has one. The wooden leg doesn't do much for controlled kicking, now, if he's stomping the pickle, then double the half kicking time.0 -
what is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Answer: YES.
No no no, it's 420 -
what is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Answer: YES.
No no no, it's 42
yes to the 42.0 -
One day, back in '85, me and a crew of fellow sailors were cruising Rosecrans Av in San Diego, hanging out, listening to the radio, when all of a sudden the radio went to dead air right in the middle of a song. Just silence,,,
Then a voice piped up:
"SEX - - - - is not the answer"
<<We looked at each other nervously>>
""Sex - - - has never been the answer""
<<Ok,,, this is wierd>>
""Sex - - - - - is the question!>>
___________________""Yes - - is the answer""
And then the song picked back up where it left off. Wild,,,,
S0 - what was that all about?0 -
Why aren't their more cryptozoologist in the world, I mean it's an exciting job for sure I think?0
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One day, back in '85, me and a crew of fellow sailors were cruising Rosecrans Av in San Diego, hanging out, listening to the radio, when all of a sudden the radio went to dead air right in the middle of a song. Just silence,,,
Then a voice piped up:
"SEX - - - - is not the answer"
<<We looked at each other nervously>>
""Sex - - - has never been the answer""
<<Ok,,, this is wierd>>
""Sex - - - - - is the question!>>
___________________""Yes - - is the answer""
And then the song picked back up where it left off. Wild,,,,
S0 - what was that all about?
Again, Canadians.0 -
You would think, but I think the idea of searching for things that don't exist would be boring. Maybe it's just people's side jobs, so you don't hear about it much.Why aren't their more cryptozoologist in the world, I mean it's an exciting job for sure I think?0 -
I am laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my cheeks!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Dear Magic 8 Ball,
Will Santa bring me what I want for Christmas?0 -
Why aren't their more cryptozoologist in the world, I mean it's an exciting job for sure I think?
Does one make a living being a cryptozoologist?
Most people probably do not know what they do?0 -
Why aren't their more cryptozoologist in the world, I mean it's an exciting job for sure I think?
Does one make a living being a cryptozoologist?
Most people probably do not know what they do?
Cryptozoology (from Greek κρυπτός, kriptos, "hidden" + zoology; literally, "study of hidden animals") refers to the search for animals which are considered to be legendary or otherwise nonexistent by mainstream biology.0 -
Dear Magic 8 Ball,
Will Santa bring me what I want for Christmas?
Have you told Santa what you want? He can't bring it if you haven't told him.
Macy's accepts Santa Letters. Drop one off today!0 -
a living they make a killing & an occasional kidnapping always for ransom, yeah they get paid for sure billionaire's is what I've been told, sure just give a homeless man 1 year as a cryptozoologist & instant billionaire no matter the outcome.
SORRY I was just thinking of my own importance Sorry OH Great one!0 -
Why aren't their more cryptozoologist in the world, I mean it's an exciting job for sure I think?
Does one make a living being a cryptozoologist?
Most people probably do not know what they do?
Cryptozoology (from Greek κρυπτός, kriptos, "hidden" + zoology; literally, "study of hidden animals") refers to the search for animals which are considered to be legendary or otherwise nonexistent by mainstream biology.
Sasquatch Exists!!!0 -
a living they make a killing & an occasional kidnapping always for ransom, yeah they get paid for sure billionaire's is what I've been told, sure just give a homeless man 1 year as a cryptozoologist & instant billionaire no matter the outcome.
SORRY I was just thinking of my own importance Sorry OH Great one!
I will forgive you!0 -
How many licks does it take to get the center of a Tootsie Pop?0
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I've been buzzing off the excess hair lately, I'm a smoothie!Sasquatch Exists!!!
Oh yeah, PR. 3 licks. Owl proved it years ago. (And he's Canadian!).
I'm here to help.0 -
How many licks does it take to get the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Somewhere between licks 457-467 depends on how hard you're licking!0 -
Sasquatch Exists!!!
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But does the Oklahoma lake monster?0 -
Sasquatch Exists!!!
But does the Oklahoma lake monster?
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No.
In my mind, Oklahoma itself does not exist.0 -
Why does the search box on my yahoo toolbar always say Mail candygram no matter how many times I delete, restart, run the registry cleaner, etc? I've already suspected Canada.0
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Why does the search box on my yahoo toolbar always say Mail candygram no matter how many times I delete, restart, run the registry cleaner, etc? I've already suspected Canada.
Nah, that doesn't sound like Canada. For this, I would blame the fact that you have a yahoo toolbar, and not a Google one.0 -
42what is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?0 -
Why are their still homeless people in the world?0
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