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  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    Why is it I am up and down all night but the 5 minutes before my alarm goes off I sleep like a bear in hibernation? :sad:



    Thank you mighty Kreskin :wink:

    Good Question.

    Answer: I would blame the Canadians. It's what we, here in the US, are taught to do.

    BLAME CANADA!

    Hey wait..... I'm a Canuck...we blame the Americans...since my husband is American we have a lot of blaming going on

    fair enough!
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    What are the lyrics to Britney's new song "3"? And why does she reference Peter Paul and Mary in what sounds to me like a threesome?
  • rubberjonnie
    rubberjonnie Posts: 4,171
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    How many MFP'ers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?????
  • kblu0816
    kblu0816 Posts: 1,627 Member
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    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood????

    Once upon a time I googled this question. I could give you my own answer, but this one is just two good:

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_wood_could_a_woodchuck_chuck_if_a_woodchuck_could_chuck_wood

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    What are the lyrics to Britney's new song "3"? And why does she reference Peter Paul and Mary in what sounds to me like a threesome?
    That is EXACTLY what the song's about.

    1, 2, 3
    not only you and me
    Got one eighty degrees
    And I'm caught in between
    Countin'

    1, 2, 3
    Peter, Paul & Mary
    Gettin' down with 3p
    Everybody loves (oh)
    Countin'

    Babe, pick a night
    To come out and play
    If it's alright
    What do you say?

    Merrier the more
    Triple fun that way
    Twister on the floor
    What do you say?

    Are - you in
    Livin' in sin is the new thing (yeah)
    Are - you in
    I am countin'!

    1, 2, 3
    not only you and me
    Got one eighty degrees
    And I'm caught in between
    Countin'

    1, 2, 3
    Peter, Paul & Mary
    Gettin' down with 3p
    Everybody loves (oh)
    Countin'

    1, 2, 3
    not only you and me
    Got one eighty degrees
    And I'm caught in between
    Countin'

    1, 2, 3
    Peter, Paul & Mary
    Gettin' down with 3p
    Everybody loves (oh)
    Countin'

    Three is a charm
    Two is not the same
    I don't see the harm
    So are you game?

    Lets' make a team
    Make 'em say my name
    Lovin' the extreme
    Now are you game?

    Are - you in
    Livin' in sin is the new thing
    yeah Are - you in
    I am countin'!

    1, 2, 3
    not only you and me
    Got one eighty degrees
    And I'm caught in between
    Countin'

    1, 2, 3
    Peter, Paul & Mary
    Gettin' down with 3p
    Everybody loves (oh)
    Countin'

    1, 2, 3
    not only you and me
    Got one minute of dreams
    And I'm caught in between
    Countin'

    1, 2, 3
    Peter, Paul & Mary
    Gettin' down with repeat
    Everybody loves (oh)
    Countin'

    What we do is innocent
    Just for fun and nothin' meant
    If you don't like the company
    Let's just do it you and me
    You and me
    Or three
    Or four
    - On the floor

    1, 2, 3
    not only you and me
    Got one eighty degrees
    And I'm caught in between
    Countin'

    1, 2, 3
    Peter, Paul & Mary
    Gettin' down with 3p
    Everybody loves (oh)
    Countin'

    1, 2, 3
    not only you and me
    Got one eighty degrees
    And I'm caught in between
    Countin'

    1, 2, 3
    Peter, Paul & Mary
    Gettin' down with 3p
    Everybody loves (oh)
    Countin'
  • 1Corinthians13
    1Corinthians13 Posts: 5,296 Member
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    Why do some people choose Mc Donald's over Burger King & vice versa?

    People have different tastes. A better question would be: Why do people eat at either one of those places?

    From your response I believe you're saying if chosing to eat at any one of those restaurants & I use Restaurants you get is how can I put this a piece of S#it. Sorry for the French the back alley French that is.

    I can't read this in my head at all and I don't know why. WHAT?

    Thank God it wasn't just me unable to read that!

    I was thinking the same thing. I read it like 5 times!
  • NotSurprised
    NotSurprised Posts: 8,083 Member
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    Why is porn & stocks so closely related?
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    How many MFP'ers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?????

    It just takes one that can keep focus. The rest of us will be busy chatting.
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood????

    Once upon a time I googled this question. I could give you my own answer, but this one is just two good:

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_wood_could_a_woodchuck_chuck_if_a_woodchuck_could_chuck_wood
  • Smeaders
    Smeaders Posts: 14
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    I read all the time about eating a good breakfest, but what would you consider to be a good breakfest? And another problem i have lunch at 11:00am Mon-Fri so i was thinking that i wouldn't be able to eat a large breakfest. Or should i even eat breakfest at all considering that i eat lunch so early?
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    Why is porn & stocks so closely related?

    Need you really question this fact?
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
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    How many MFP'ers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?????

    It just takes one that can keep focus. The rest of us will be busy chatting.

    Well then - someone come change the bulb in my kitchen it was dead this morning.
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    Why don't I feel like coffee today at all? I'm tired and had a cup early this morning, and now....blah. Normally, I wouldn' thesitiate to have more. Why?

    Are you sure you aren't pregnant? I could not drink coffee at all when I was pregnant
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    I read all the time about eating a good breakfest, but what would you consider to be a good breakfest? And another problem i have lunch at 11:00am Mon-Fri so i was thinking that i wouldn't be able to eat a large breakfest. Or should i even eat breakfest at all considering that i eat lunch so early?

    I would say you should still eat a small breakfast. A good breakfast is something healthy that can give you energy throughout the day. However, I am no nutrition expert. I will pass this question off to someone who can better answer.

    I can do that, because I'm awesome.
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    Why don't I feel like coffee today at all? I'm tired and had a cup early this morning, and now....blah. Normally, I wouldn' thesitiate to have more. Why?

    Are you sure you aren't pregnant? I could not drink coffee at all when I was pregnant

    DUN DUN DUN
  • 1Corinthians13
    1Corinthians13 Posts: 5,296 Member
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    Why don't I feel like coffee today at all? I'm tired and had a cup early this morning, and now....blah. Normally, I wouldn' thesitiate to have more. Why?

    Are you sure you aren't pregnant? I could not drink coffee at all when I was pregnant

    Oh no no no no no. :noway: No.
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood????

    He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood
  • 1Corinthians13
    1Corinthians13 Posts: 5,296 Member
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    Why don't I feel like coffee today at all? I'm tired and had a cup early this morning, and now....blah. Normally, I wouldn' thesitiate to have more. Why?

    Are you sure you aren't pregnant? I could not drink coffee at all when I was pregnant

    DUN DUN DUN

    NO!
  • NotSurprised
    NotSurprised Posts: 8,083 Member
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    Why do (dwarfs) like to be called Little people, but Midgets get offended if you call them little aren't Dwarfs smaller, what shall we call Midgets then?
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    Why don't I feel like coffee today at all? I'm tired and had a cup early this morning, and now....blah. Normally, I wouldn' thesitiate to have more. Why?

    Are you sure you aren't pregnant? I could not drink coffee at all when I was pregnant

    Oh no no no no no. :noway: No.

    Oh.... just a thought...maybe you just don't feel like it:tongue:

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