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  • That song is so in my head too - make it stop!!!

    I have Lady GaGa - Bad Romance in my head.

    I know you didn't ask... I just answered anyway.
  • Why do (dwarfs) like to be called Little people, but Midgets get offended if you call them little aren't Dwarfs smaller, what shall we call Midgets then?

    Short.

    Extra or?

    Yes, Extra short would be good I think.

    Cool i'll go with it, i'll just be prepared to defend myself.

    Send them to me if they have a problem. I'll tell them that is the answer and not to ask questions.
  • NotSurprised
    NotSurprised Posts: 8,083 Member
    Why do (dwarfs) like to be called Little people, but Midgets get offended if you call them little aren't Dwarfs smaller, what shall we call Midgets then?

    Short.

    Extra or?

    Yes, Extra short would be good I think.

    Cool i'll go with it, i'll just be prepared to defend myself.

    Send them to me if they have a problem. I'll tell them that is the answer and not to ask questions.

    Yes Maa'm
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    That song is so in my head too - make it stop!!!

    I have Lady GaGa - Bad Romance in my head.

    I know you didn't ask... I just answered anyway.

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    Why do I love food so much?
    Are you REALLY sure you aren't pregnant?
  • TCASMEY
    TCASMEY Posts: 1,405 Member
    What was Captain Hook's name before the crocodile ate his hand?
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    Why do I love food so much?
    Are you REALLY sure you aren't pregnant?

    :laugh: Oh come on now! Is there anyone on MFP who doesn't LOVE food?????? :tongue:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    What was Captain Hook's name before the crocodile ate his hand?

    Is this a joke?
    If not, it should be.
    QUICK, come up with a punch line!
  • What was Captain Hook's name before the crocodile ate his hand?

    In the book, it hints that his name was James Kidd. It's never directly stated.

    If you wanted a funnier answer, I would say it was Captain Two Hands.
  • TCASMEY
    TCASMEY Posts: 1,405 Member
    Its just a question I heard a comedian ask? Things to ponder!
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    What was Captain Hook's name before the crocodile ate his hand?

    In the book, it hints that his name was James Kidd. It's never directly stated.

    If you wanted a funnier answer, I would say it was Captain Two Hands.

    :tongue:
  • Its just a question I heard a comedian ask? Things to ponder!

    :laugh:

    It's actually a complete mystery! *creepy music playing*
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    When my scale erroneously read 148 this morning, why did I instinctively reposition the sucker, dismounting it from the baseboard and get a correct reading of 153?
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    Why are they called FRENCH fries?
  • When my scale erroneously read 148 this morning, why did I instinctively reposition the sucker, dismounting it from the baseboard and get a correct reading of 153?

    Because you want to be true to yourself. :heart:
  • Why are they called FRENCH fries?

    I googled.

    The straightforward explanation of the term is that it means potatoes fried in the French sense of the verb "to cook", which can mean either sautéing or deep-grease frying, while its French origin, frire, unambiguously means deep-frying: frites being its past participle used with a plural feminine substantive, as in pommes de terre frites ("deep-fried potatoes"). Thomas Jefferson, famous for serving French dishes, wrote exactly the latter French expression] In the early 20th century, the term "French fried" was being used for foods such as onion rings or chicken, apart from potatoes.

    The verb "to french", though not attested until after "French fried potatoes" had appeared[citation needed], can refer to "julienning" of vegetables as is acknowledged by some dictionaries, while others only refer to trimming the meat off the shanks of chops. In the UK, "Frenched" lamb chops (particularly for serving as a 'rack of lamb') have the majority of the fat removed together with a small piece of fatty meat from between the ends of the chop bones, leaving mainly only the meat forming the "eye" of the chop attached
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    How can you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
  • How can you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

    Invisible ink comes with something to show it visible so that one can read it. I would periodically check with said tool.
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    Is having teenagers really the payback you get for being a teenager yourself ?
  • Is having teenagers really the payback you get for being a teenager yourself ?

    absolutely.

    I have been told that they turn out twice as crazy as you were as a teen. BEWARE!


    ps. I suddenly feel very bad for my future self, having said that.
  • Why did I stop to look at this on my way out to go to class? Now I'm late.
  • Why did I stop to look at this on my way out to go to class? Now I'm late.


    Because we're all so hilarious.
  • m2kjenn
    m2kjenn Posts: 1,671 Member
    Is having teenagers really the payback you get for being a teenager yourself ?

    absolutely.

    I have been told that they turn out twice as crazy as you were as a teen. BEWARE!


    ps. I suddenly feel very bad for my future self, having said that.

    It is true - but may be worse than twice - my daughter is exponentially worse than I ever was.
  • Who will be the next President of the U.S.?
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    Is having teenagers really the payback you get for being a teenager yourself ?

    absolutely.

    I have been told that they turn out twice as crazy as you were as a teen. BEWARE!


    ps. I suddenly feel very bad for my future self, having said that.

    It is true - but may be worse than twice - my daughter is exponentially worse than I ever was.

    I really wish I could go back and apologize to my Mom!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    You all are so hilarious!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Who will be the next President of the U.S.?


    Oprah.
  • LAgal
    LAgal Posts: 671 Member
    Who will be the next President of the U.S.?


    Oprah.


    LOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Why do we have hair on our toes?
  • Why do we have hair on our toes?

    because toes are gross, why not add some hair while you're at it.


    (I hate feet :laugh:)
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