What should a guy never say to a woman?

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  • propskat
    propskat Posts: 191 Member
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    My ex used to do _______ to me, for me.

    My ex used to let me do _____

    Hey you got the money to pay for this right?

    You dont mind washing a few things for me right? Since you girls are always so much better at it?

    Wow did you see the tits/*kitten* on that one?

    My Momma always____ when I was sick.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    HAHA!! The very first real argument I had with my husband (before we were married) was when he asked me to iron his shirt for him before we went out. I showed him where the iron and board were, he was sooo pissed that I told him to do it himself!
  • CricketLaw
    CricketLaw Posts: 10
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    Stop acting like a woman!!!! :explode:

    I actually had a police man tell me that one! LOL!!!
  • sophieclarev
    sophieclarev Posts: 55
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    If I say "Calm down" to my wife, she hits me.

    My personal pet peeve. It's a sure fire way for my hubby to get me to go nuclear on his ar$e!
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
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    Stop acting like a woman!!!! :explode:

    I actually had a police man tell me that one! LOL!!!

    I had a police officer say to me that he was suprised I could back my car into a parking spot because I'm a woman.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    "Are you a natural blonde?"
    just like a 747, the little black box always tells the truth...
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
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    My ex used to do _______ to me, for me.

    My ex used to let me do _____

    Hey you got the money to pay for this right?

    You dont mind washing a few things for me right? Since you girls are always so much better at it?

    Wow did you see the tits/*kitten* on that one?

    My Momma always____ when I was sick.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    HAHA!! The very first real argument I had with my husband (before we were married) was when he asked me to iron his shirt for him before we went out. I showed him where the iron and board were, he was sooo pissed that I told him to do it himself!

    This.
  • sophieclarev
    sophieclarev Posts: 55
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    "You know Mum does it this way......."

    "You look better in the dark" and yes that was a direct quote from my hubby

    Whacks ar$e "Ride the waves of aftershocks!"
  • propskat
    propskat Posts: 191 Member
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    1. "You have nothing to be upset about"

    2. Hubby works all day, comes home to a clean house, clean kids, who are quietly doing their homework while dinner is in the oven. Wife is in the shower getting ready to work till midnight and the first thing he says to her is "so what did you do all day?"
    On her birthday, which he had completely forgotten. True story.

    3. "You just don't understand"
  • sophieclarev
    sophieclarev Posts: 55
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    Oh and "let me help you with that little girl"....I may be 5 foot 2 but I was a Firefighter for 6 frickin' years and bloody strong!
  • kidcole11
    kidcole11 Posts: 98 Member
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    you look "fine" said in a very flat voice. uck. hate it.
  • jkcrawford
    jkcrawford Posts: 435 Member
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    Men need to know their place and its always in the wrong.

    But, saying that, as long as a guy remembers two things then there will be peace and harmony for ever.

    1) A woman is always right
    2) In case of dispute or misunderstanding, refer to Rule 1

    This
  • propskat
    propskat Posts: 191 Member
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    I hear this one in auto parts stores a LOT: "Are you SURE that's the part you need?"

    If I'm smart enough to find the auto parts store and know what to ask for, then YES, I'm SURE, and if I'm not, it's my problem not yours.


    Only two words a man needs to know are "Yes Dear"
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
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    "You want to take a lap nap?"
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    33yn7lc.jpg

    Tell her shhhhh....I dare you.
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
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    I am a stay at home mom and my husband has NO CLUE what I do throughout the course of a day so I hear the "I see you did this_____________how come you didn't do it___________way?" or "What did you do all day" Instead of getting mad I started telling him I ate bon bons while watching movies with my BF....really we have a three year old, three cats, a dog and a horse WTF does he think I did all day?
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
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    "I forgot my wallet". :explode:
  • I_wanna_live
    I_wanna_live Posts: 227 Member
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    "What did you do all day"

    I just have to ask, to all the ladies that posted this.... to me it seems like he is just trying to start a conversation. So, What would you want to hear instead?
  • jkcrawford
    jkcrawford Posts: 435 Member
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    Don't and i repeat Don't ask me what's for dinner, when you know I'm not making anything as I am already pissed. Here is the cook book, the receipt is on pg....the ingredients are in the fridge..
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
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    How long have you been a woman for?
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
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    Is that an adams apple ?

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