What should a guy never say to a woman?

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  • F__7
    F__7 Posts: 371 Member
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    Do you accept Visa?
  • F__7
    F__7 Posts: 371 Member
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    wow!!.. you are good enough to do this for a living!!!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    I'll just leave the money on the nightstand.
  • krim12
    krim12 Posts: 102
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    "What did you do all day"

    I just have to ask, to all the ladies that posted this.... to me it seems like he is just trying to start a conversation. So, What would you want to hear instead?


    How about a nice kiss and a how was your day
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
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    You remind me of my ex.:angry:
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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    "I need you to run down to the auto parts store and pick up a Left headlight repair kit, some spark plug bearings and some windshield wiper repair kits."






    It's great fun when she calls from the auto parts store because "those morons are trying to tell me that none of that exists, but I keep telling them that my man wouldn't lie to me!!"

    Not so much fun when she gets home, however...
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    After a spirited discussion about football with your buddy's girlfriend, turn to your own girlfriend & say, "why can't you be more like her?" That just pisses off 2 women (the buddy's g/f gets pissed on behalf of yours and your g/f gets pissed at you AND her) & it's bad enough when you piss of 1 :bigsmile:
  • stubbseyt
    stubbseyt Posts: 84 Member
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    nah, your just big boned!
  • laurenz2501
    laurenz2501 Posts: 839 Member
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    Was it good for you?
    If you don't already know the answer to that question then you probably already know the answer to that question

    HAHAHA :laugh:
  • 1nr15
    1nr15 Posts: 155
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    "can i kiss you?"
  • RondaK1
    RondaK1 Posts: 53 Member
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    Are you in yet?

    Dude, why would you be saying that to a woman? LOL

    that is hilarious:laugh: Omg i Just swallowed the ball to my tongue ring ...crap!!
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
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    Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

    *Dying of laughter* I love this thread!
  • RondaK1
    RondaK1 Posts: 53 Member
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    "Are you a witch( I have very long dark hair) because you just put a spell on me" Really guy?, Oh and said this in front of my husband who was playing pool ... Dumb dumb and more dumb...do you think these comments are invited???Noooooooo
  • RunFarLiveHappy
    RunFarLiveHappy Posts: 805 Member
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    If I say "Calm down" to my wife, she hits me.

    See...irrational!

    This!!!!
  • RunFarLiveHappy
    RunFarLiveHappy Posts: 805 Member
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    I am a stay at home mom and my husband has NO CLUE what I do throughout the course of a day so I hear the "I see you did this_____________how come you didn't do it___________way?" or "What did you do all day" Instead of getting mad I started telling him I ate bon bons while watching movies with my BF....really we have a three year old, three cats, a dog and a horse WTF does he think I did all day?

    Being a SAHM is tough, I think mine might be more supportive luckily, though I do feel your pain...
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
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    During a disagreement if she gets upset: "You do this to yourself. Why do you do this to yourself?"
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    Oh shut up and quit your b!tchin you silly nag.
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
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    I don't care what my friends and family say...........I think you're great.

    This is the winner! :laugh:
  • RondaK1
    RondaK1 Posts: 53 Member
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    During a disagreement if she gets upset: "You do this to yourself. Why do you do this to yourself?"



    oh nooooo THIS is the winner:drinker:
  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
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    NEVER!!!!
    -call a woman crazy. ILL SHOW YOU CRAZY.
    -suggest that she is fat
    -say her friend/sister/mother is hot
    -shut up and make me sandwhich



    All of the above will get you a kung fu shot right to the nads. And no more naughty, ever.

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