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  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    wait, now what if the sandwich DOESN'T have cheese? WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!!?

    add more mayo obviously.


    What if I don't have mayo?

    I've got some I can give you.
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
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    sammiches are fun to make
    and
    ms steel you are very very very pretty.....and i mean that in a nonstalker noncreeping not gonna hang outside your window while you shower kind of way \m/

    Is that only because you will be outside the bathroom door, peaking through the key hole?
    SHHHHHHHHHH!!! \m/

    Sorry. Was I not supposed to tell? I mean, after you did it to me. And that other girl. And that one guy. I thought everyone already knew.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    wait, now what if the sandwich DOESN'T have cheese? WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!!?

    add more mayo obviously.

    1 pumps or 2?

    I usually try for 5 or 6 but 2 is usually enough.
  • knwitall
    knwitall Posts: 420 Member
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    Hilarious..

    Poor Ben. He justs wants to compliment the ladies and make sandwiches that are accurately calculated.

    COME ONE PEOPLE.:wink:


    Sounds like the perfect man to me. :love:
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    wait, now what if the sandwich DOESN'T have cheese? WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!!?

    add more mayo obviously.


    What if I don't have mayo?

    a shmear of whatever ya got would be fine im sure.
    gosh you're pretty.

    what if I don't have bread though? and thank you
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
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    Everyone is pretty but ... can't stop :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
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    Hey... I just met you!
    And this is crazy...
    but there's the kitchen,
    a sandwich maybe :laugh:

    And in all seriouseness Ben... you are going to have to deal with allllllll this if you are going to be on an MFP thread! You will have to grow some thick skin to deal with all these knuckleheads in here!.... but they are very very pretty too ...
    Hey you... the pretty one... make me a sammich and hold me while I eat it
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    wait, now what if the sandwich DOESN'T have cheese? WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!!?

    add more mayo obviously.


    What if I don't have mayo?

    a shmear of whatever ya got would be fine im sure.
    gosh you're pretty.

    what if I don't have bread though? and thank you

    You are just not prepared to make a sandwich....I mean the type with bread. okay you so pretty
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Hey... I just met you!
    And this is crazy...
    but there's the kitchen,
    a sandwich maybe :laugh:

    And in all seriouseness Ben... you are going to have to deal with allllllll this if you are going to be on an MFP thread! You will have to grow some thick skin to deal with all these knuckleheads in here!.... but they are very very pretty too ...
    Hey you... the pretty one... make me a sammich and hold me while I eat it

    Now this girl rocks!! Hurry hold me too. Not there....there! You so pretty too!
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
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    Hey... I just met you!
    And this is crazy...
    but there's the kitchen,
    a sandwich maybe :laugh:

    And in all seriouseness Ben... you are going to have to deal with allllllll this if you are going to be on an MFP thread! You will have to grow some thick skin to deal with all these knuckleheads in here!.... but they are very very pretty too ...
    Hey you... the pretty one... make me a sammich and hold me while I eat it

    Now this girl rocks!! Hurry hold me too. Not there....there! You so pretty too!

    Oh it feeeeeels so goooooood :) I like your pretty blonde hair :P
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
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    I'm eating some cottage cheese... BUT I put some other stuff in there... how do I log it?????
    Oh wait, pre-logged... eat it betches
  • ANB22
    ANB22 Posts: 64
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    bump-thank you moderator
  • hollyk57
    hollyk57 Posts: 520 Member
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  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
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    funny-graphs-sandwich-guide1.png

    WTF... its like magic?!
  • hollyk57
    hollyk57 Posts: 520 Member
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    I know right. All those years, we've been doing it wrong. So do I enter that as 2 pieces of bologna or 4.... hmmm.... what a conundrum
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    funny-graphs-sandwich-guide1.png

    It needs like 20 more slices.....That's not enough meat.....It's not going to satisfy anyone.
  • ReesesPuffs
    ReesesPuffs Posts: 169
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    ok bye
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    I know right. All those years, we've been doing it wrong. So do I enter that as 2 pieces of bologna or 4.... hmmm.... what a conundrum

    looks like 4 to me.
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
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    I know right. All those years, we've been doing it wrong. So do I enter that as 2 pieces of bologna or 4.... hmmm.... what a conundrum

    looks like 4 to me.

    So the real question is, do you log is as 2 whole pieces? Or 4 half pieces?!?! MIND BLOWN
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
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    Am I the only one to find this thread a little creepy?
    there's nothing wrong with calculating sammiches
    and
    erinbeth7 is very pretty.....and I mean that in a not gonna peep outside your bedroom window while you get ready to fall asleep....and not in the I keep brushrolls of your hair and make them into little balls of erinbeth7's to cuddle up next to kind of way \m/
    Hey Jackpotclown, thanks for the serious answer. Did I mention how pretty you are too?
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