Facebook Status u wish u could post but can't? Post away :)
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Dear idiot, stop posting statuses like:
(Facebook Person) "omg I just got some really bad news!!"
(Every nosey person on their friendlist) "OMG What happened?"
(Facebook Person) "Oh I can't say, sorry.."
Same goes for statuses like "OMG I AM SO HAPPY!!! JUST GOT THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!!" and then when people ask, it's private... lol
I KNOW! Right?!??! WTF!0 -
The more you post about how much you hate drama, the more obvious it is that you actually love creating it.0
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Dear Old School Friend whom i don't consider a friend now, please stop telling the world how great your kids are and how much you love them. I get the fact that your were stupid/drunk enough to reproduce. The rest of us do not need the sickeningly sweet sappy reminders of this. We are able to control ourselves/use appropriate protection.
Please do not post status updates to your children, they are not old enough to read. If they are old enough to read, try telling your children you love them/are proud of them. You know, in person. It'll mean a lot more.
Please stop putting pictures of your children as your profile picture. When I log in from other countries, facebook asks me to verify by naming my friends by looking at their pictures. I wouldn't recognise your children on the street, so theres no way I'm going to know who you are they are by looking at their photo. Your facebook profile is supposed to be you, not your children.
Dear Sister, yes I am going to decline your friend request yet again. I have no interesting in knowing how bored/drunk/fed up you are or that you've had a row with our mum again. Similarly, i do not need you to know the stupid photos i got tagged in or where i might be at any given moment. You do not need to see the near-the-knuckle comments made on my status update. You are my sister, but you are not my friend.0 -
how the hell did you graduate high school with grammar like that?!0
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I've just been thinking about all the statuses I'd LOVE to post on facebook but I can't, so I thought a 'Get it off your chest' thread would be fun to have
I'll start:
Dear attention *kitten*, being a regular *kitten* just isn't enough for you is it??
do we have a mutual friend? *giggle*0 -
Do ya have to change your profile pic every SINGLE day? Do you not get tired of yourself looking at the mirror (and taking pictures with your phone.) That facelift/ botox, new shirt, new hairstyle still does not make you look good. You're still the ugly girl from HS.0
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I am so glad you posted that bible verse and shared the picture of jesus. it is nice to be reassured of such things before you go out and have sexual encounters with multiple guys while being so wasted you wont remember. dont worry. that "like" saved your soul...0
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i dont care about your children!!! make them a facebook and anyone who does care can add them!!!!0
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Dear Facebook Friend, if your life was really as awesome as you try to make us think it is you wouldn't have time to keep posting about it on Facebook.0
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Congrats on having a child - but I don't need to read about him/her/it EVERY DAY I am not friends with your child. Post big events by all means - you know first step etc - but not that today they had a poo. Seriously, and you posted wondering why people had de-friended you since the birth. D'oh.0
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i dont care about your children!!! make them a facebook and anyone who does care can add them!!!!
I wish this had a like button!!!0 -
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Dear Facebooker, please stop pretending like youre rich! you are not rich...just because you are receiving govmt help up the ying-yang and spending the money that should have gone to your rent and food but the govt pays for and now you are out spending it on what YOU want does not make you better than everyone else! what are you scheming on and for what? id rather pay my way than sit there collecting free money. You are not better than everyone else!!!!!0
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lol we are a bunch of crazy indivuduals lol but ohhhh that felt so good!!!0
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"Nobody needs an update every 10 minutes from you explaining your dull life."
"If you can't spell, don't post"
"after 7 years, we're finally engaged!" :grumble:0 -
Dear idiot, stop posting statuses like:
(Facebook Person) "omg I just got some really bad news!!"
(Every nosey person on their friendlist) "OMG What happened?"
(Facebook Person) "Oh I can't say, sorry.."
Same goes for statuses like "OMG I AM SO HAPPY!!! JUST GOT THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!!" and then when people ask, it's private... lol
I KNOW! Right?!??! WTF!
Ditto! Oh my, I see it multiple times a day.... just roll my eyes and don't bother going back to read the comments later because I already know it is a BIG flipping secret, but lord, we are expected to drop we are doing to just think about what could be so horroible or so amazing. pffft!0 -
Updates on your child's potty training is disgusting, not cute. I don't understand how it's possible that someone needs this to be spelled out.0
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im glad i dont require that much validation.
if you'd quit making your hoo-haa a welcome mat, you might land a decent guy.0 -
Do ya have to change your profile pic every SINGLE day? Do you not get tired of yourself looking at the mirror (and taking pictures with your phone.) That facelift/ botox, new shirt, new hairstyle still does not make you look good. You're still the ugly girl from HS.
...And do all of your new profile pics have to look EXACTLY the same? Do you actually go outside, or do you live in your bathroom?
And since I have younger cousins and neighbors' kids as friends: If I see "TBH Likeeeeeeeeee" one more time, I will delete you.0 -
Let's just face it, you got knocked up.0
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