Facebook Status u wish u could post but can't? Post away :)

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  • wofford16
    wofford16 Posts: 63
    Dear Facebook Friend,

    Everyone who disagrees with you is not a hater, MAYBE we are trying to give you some honest advise about the man you met while he was on the run from the half way house and now wants to marry you since he was caught and sent back to prison and make you his "Queen". Please stop posting "Free my Husband" like he is some political prisoner.
  • nicholettebell
    nicholettebell Posts: 414
    Dear friend...I don't think you're serious about losing weight. Every other post is a picture of rich desserts with your caption of "YUM" followed by another post "I don't know why I can't lose weight" and then followed by "Hey, everyone, have you heard of (insert new fad diet), does it work? I'm trying it on Monday"....Oh and quit asking me how I did it. I already told you.

    Dear other friend...Stop being so depressing! I had to hide you because I couldn't take it anymore. I find it really annoying that you put these vague status updates just so people have to ask you what's wrong. I'm not going to ask...I have better things to do.

    Thanks, OP. That felt good. :wink:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    i dont care about your children!!! make them a facebook and anyone who does care can add them!!!!

    I wish this had a like button!!!
    I couldn't agree more....so sick of this crap \m/
  • kzivic
    kzivic Posts: 326 Member
    Dear friend of mine who is potty training her triplets-

    No one, and I repeat, NO ONE wants minute by minute updates of how potty training is going including who tinkeled on the potty and when. And, no one wants to read it in triplicate, with updates for each child. Some things just don't need to be shared.

    Thanks.

    Also...

    Dear friend of mine who doesn't agree with my political affiliation-

    Quit tagging me in all your political posts as a joke. It's not funny and you're just making me hate you and your candidate even more.

    Thanks.
  • _CowgirlUp_
    _CowgirlUp_ Posts: 585 Member
    Wow, this is obviously a very therapeutic thread for so many...LOL

    Everyone has pretty much covered everything I would want to post.

    I hate the, "repost if you agree, or repost if you love your kids, repost if you're happily married..." WTF is that *kitten*? Like I really need to repost or else I don't agree, love my kids etc.?? I will NOT repost...period. Never have, never will.
  • Rachel_1986
    Rachel_1986 Posts: 38 Member
    i dont care about your children!!! make them a facebook and anyone who does care can add them!!!!

    I wish this had a like button!!!
    I couldn't agree more....so sick of this crap \m/

    haha glad im not the only one!!!
  • Luci_Green_Eyes
    Luci_Green_Eyes Posts: 32 Member
    Even better - hey to all the "popular" groups from school who made my life hell - "I'm now successful, with a hot guy AND smaller than you! And NOW you want to be my friend?"

    P.S. This threads is fantastic!!
  • HLeAnn
    HLeAnn Posts: 261 Member
    Please stop sending me requests for FB games and apps. I have NEVER responded, nor will I EVER. I've got better things to do. (like rant about it on MFP...) :laugh:
  • Rubie81
    Rubie81 Posts: 720 Member
    relationship status change? again? Isn't that the 3rd time this week? And it's only Monday?

    HAHAHA! Love this!
  • Chelsrf
    Chelsrf Posts: 194 Member
    LOVE all of these!
  • Wonderwoman2677
    Wonderwoman2677 Posts: 428 Member
    Dear Deadbeat,

    Stop taking and posting pictures of yourself and the kids on the ONE day a week that you see & associate with them, on your facebook to look like you're father of the year. The only person whose opinion matters if you're "father of the year" is your kids, and they know better than to think so.

    My daughter's deadbeat doesn't even see or post pictures of her. I think you're kids are probably happier that he at least claims them. My daughter got a FB account and was devastated :(
  • Ras_py
    Ras_py Posts: 129 Member
    The FB status that i wont post is:

    I broke down and joined a gym this weekend.. Mainly for the free tanning that goes along with my membership!

    LOL i dont post fitness related things on FB
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    No one cares about your ugly kid. No seriously, your kid is effin' creepy. No one thinks he's cute, and no one cares what he's doing.

    Kthx.
  • jenbk2
    jenbk2 Posts: 614 Member
    Oh Great post....

    Dear *kitten* of a ex neighbor- you are a disgusting piece of trash. What you have done to your husband and daughter truly sicken me. You can make comments about my weight, but you my dear are UGLY inside and out. Good for you for leaving your husband and moving in with a guy who beats you. Congrats on your "wonderful" relationship. You now are the trash that you always said you didn't want to be. Karma is a B$#^# and you will get yours- I will see to that.

    ahhh- that feels better.
  • jiddu17
    jiddu17 Posts: 187 Member
    Stop calling yourself a medical professional when you didn't finish school and you are currently tending bar and losing all of your money playing video poker after your shift. When WAS the last time you performed a procedure? Never? Oh, ok.

    Just because it happened to you doesn't make it interesting.

    Stop posting pics of your kid in the bathtub. And at the park. 4 times per week. Yes, I know, the park is fun and kids like it.

    Stop poking me. I get it. You wanna poke me.

    "FML" is not an appropriate way top sum up "I had a bad day".

    If I don't share this photo, does it mean I hate my son / family / animals / military / Jesus?
  • daughterofthesea
    daughterofthesea Posts: 82 Member
    Dear fiancé, you are a pathetic loser who I'm only with because I hope it'll get better. I'm not cheating on you thank God but I am finding emotional satisfaction elsewhere, and in fact I am closer to my ex than you think (we're actually an unofficial couple, we're that close).

    I really really love you but I can't bear to be around you whilst my career goes in one direction and yours goes down the toilet. I'm working two jobs and trying to get into a law career whilst you sit there fiddling with your stupid telescope and doing nothing with your life.

    I don't know if I should leave you or stay with you but right now I have to focus on my career and my life.
  • Chelsrf
    Chelsrf Posts: 194 Member
    relationship status change? again? Isn't that the 3rd time this week? And it's only Monday?

    LOL Love this!
  • Wonderwoman2677
    Wonderwoman2677 Posts: 428 Member
    Dear Facebook Friend,

    Everyone who disagrees with you is not a hater, MAYBE we are trying to give you some honest advise about the man you met while he was on the run from the half way house and now wants to marry you since he was caught and sent back to prison and make you his "Queen". Please stop posting "Free my Husband" like he is some political prisoner.

    YIKES !!!

    LMAO
  • ShayWolfexo
    ShayWolfexo Posts: 18
    Please for the love of God stop complaining about your Pregnancy. How horrible your day was because of morning sickness stretch marks and heartburn. And stop complaining about how your infant left you up all night and you wish you could nap...

    Word of advice... There are women out there that would do absolutely anything and everything to be in your shoes and be happy to be doing what you take for granted.

    Count your blessings!
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    Dear fiancé, you are a pathetic loser who I'm only with because I hope it'll get better. I'm not cheating on you thank God but I am finding emotional satisfaction elsewhere, and in fact I am closer to my ex than you think (we're actually an unofficial couple, we're that close).

    I really really love you but I can't bear to be around you whilst my career goes in one direction and yours goes down the toilet. I'm working two jobs and trying to get into a law career whilst you sit there fiddling with your stupid telescope and doing nothing with your life.

    I don't know if I should leave you or stay with you but right now I have to focus on my career and my life.

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  • mikes99mail
    mikes99mail Posts: 318 Member
    I'm really glad you've finally come out as gay, you seem much happier and we've been waiting for it for years, but I *really* dont need near-naked photos of you and your buddies every damn day.
  • scinamon1
    scinamon1 Posts: 158 Member
    All you youngins think you're the s**t with all your underage drinking and drug use. What in the world will you post about when you grow up and realize how lame and uncool you really are?

    And think how much time you're going to waste delelting ALL of that of timeline as soon as you start looking for a job!
    (although other than the 13yos I have on fb, the people who post about this stuff are all my parent's friends... which is kind of worse; it's very disturbing!)
  • cici1028
    cici1028 Posts: 799 Member
    I would LOVE to put up a post blasting all the people who use FB for their personal venting board. Complaining about boyfriends, family, and other things they should be grateful to have. :) I guess I'm just tired of the complaints. Let's see some gratitude for the things we DO have!
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    Unless you personally look like a fetus, your profile pic doesn't need to be an ultrasound.

    PS: It's gross.
  • Shelleybean29
    Shelleybean29 Posts: 95 Member
    Please post more pics of your duck face with a peace sign. We all love that. NOT
  • melissafaith24
    melissafaith24 Posts: 251 Member
    Dear fiancé, you are a pathetic loser who I'm only with because I hope it'll get better. I'm not cheating on you thank God but I am finding emotional satisfaction elsewhere, and in fact I am closer to my ex than you think (we're actually an unofficial couple, we're that close).

    I really really love you but I can't bear to be around you whilst my career goes in one direction and yours goes down the toilet. I'm working two jobs and trying to get into a law career whilst you sit there fiddling with your stupid telescope and doing nothing with your life.

    I don't know if I should leave you or stay with you but right now I have to focus on my career and my life.

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    yowza
  • icklekimmy
    icklekimmy Posts: 205 Member
    Dear facebook friend

    Go outside and meet some real people instead of spending every night plastering on make up and putting on sexy outfits just to take 20 photos of yourself in the bathroom mirror!
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    Please post more pics of your duck face with a peace sign. We all love that. NOT

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  • Bubs05
    Bubs05 Posts: 179 Member
    Your grandchildren will be so proud in 50 years when they browse the facebook archives and discover what a DOUCHE grandpa was. Of course, if they inherited the brains of the other side of the family they will already know what a douche you are!
  • xxMyWeighxx
    xxMyWeighxx Posts: 91
    Writing notes to people on your status saying how much you're going to f**k them up isn't making you look cool. Next time, maybe say it to their face & go through with it or sit down & stfu.

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