Facebook Status u wish u could post but can't? Post away :)
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Stop trying to convince yourself and others of how VERY "BLESSED" your wonderful life is, and how amazing your husband and kids are, and how you couldn't imagine life any different..........when i know and you know you would rather be at a big ol CLAM BAKE.0
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"Stop saying "FML" all the time. You've been complaining about your oldest not being on a schedule for 2 years. You want to know why? Because you let her stay up w/ you while you play COD and you're making her dinner at 2am! You don't have a job, why can't you keep your kids on a schedule? You haven't worked in over a year, you have a 2 year old, a 5 month old and OOPS you're pregnant again?! All the while you're complaining about how your baby daddy isn't helping you at home with the kids. He's the only one out there working to try to support you."
Ugh! I feel much better, thank you!
IPHONE 5 SOLD OUT. HAVE TO WAIT FOUR DAYS TO GET IT ONLINE.
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1) I don't need to know that your child just pooped in the potty, drew a picture, or that the child you are carrying is moving around all night, or making your pelvis hurt and I don't need the list of differences between the first and second pregnancy.
2) To all those people asking me when I'm going to have a baby - I am having a heck of a time getting pregnant so thanks for annoying me so much about it that it's consuming me.
3) do we really need to see 75 pictures of your hair/face/muscles/baby/partying/baby/new furniture/baby
4) That tattoo is really ugly what were you thinking?
ohhhh I just stay off facebook now because I have lost all sense of humour since trying to have a baby.
I'm right there with ya sweetie!
Someone on my friends list posted a picture of a poo her toddler had done in the toilet. She was THAT HAPPY, that she posted a picture of poo.0 -
So tired of all your daily political negative posts... I get it... you don't like one particular canidate ...enough already!!!
Hopefully, it will end after the election... or I just may have to unfriend you!
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OMFG, You're a 34 year old woman with a 15 year old son, stop acting like you are the teenager, you knew your "ex" for a fortnight, it wasn't love and he hasn't broke your heart get a grip!0
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Dear X,
I don't think how you realize how angry your posts make me. It just really gets to me to see post after post moaning about how you have to work 3 jobs while your husband stays home and won't even babysit the kids and then moaning about how you have no money and then moaning about how many days until you get your student loan check, foodstamps, or other govt assistance AND THEN post about the new computer you just bought or how you just had to get a new smartphone or you really wanted a fryer at home to save on eating out but you needed a GOOD fryer and not one of those cheepo ones that people were recommending to you.
Get your priorities straight or keep your financial crap to yourself b/c all it does is piss me off.
And why haven't I unfriended you yet?0 -
Bahaha. Bump for later!0
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Here's what I'd like to say on fb...
STFU!!0 -
Please for the love of God stop complaining about your Pregnancy. How horrible your day was because of morning sickness stretch marks and heartburn. And stop complaining about how your infant left you up all night and you wish you could nap...
Word of advice... There are women out there that would do absolutely anything and everything to be in your shoes and be happy to be doing what you take for granted.
Count your blessings!
YES!! I am trying so hard to have one and would give anything to feel those things
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Thank you for all the eye rolling exercising. They have never been stronger. But please keep posting so I feel better about my life that doesn't solely exist on Facebook.
Also, my friend who had a IUD had a photo of her uterus and posted on Facebook talking about how she didn't want kids. That made me LOL!0 -
Your son is a little *kitten*. His actions are the signs of him being nothing more than a bully, they are not adorable antics.0
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1) I don't need to know that your child just pooped in the potty, drew a picture, or that the child you are carrying is moving around all night, or making your pelvis hurt and I don't need the list of differences between the first and second pregnancy.
2) To all those people asking me when I'm going to have a baby - I am having a heck of a time getting pregnant so thanks for annoying me so much about it that it's consuming me.
3) do we really need to see 75 pictures of your hair/face/muscles/baby/partying/baby/new furniture/baby
4) That tattoo is really ugly what were you thinking?
ohhhh I just stay off facebook now because I have lost all sense of humour since trying to have a baby.
So sorry to hear about your struggle. I just felt like i needed to say that.
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1) dear mother -in -law..I know you hate me but that's okay because I hate you too :P
2) dear mother -in -law...I know when your high because thats the only time you are happy to see me
3) dear sister -in -law...I think your lazy and shouldn't have had a baby since all you do is tell at her and pawn her off on other people.
4) dear sister -in -law...I KNOW your lying to us right now
5) dear sister -in -law....hurry up and move out of my house
6) dear niece...stop touching my stuff, stop breaking my stuff and stop lying right to my face!!!!!!!!!0 -
How did I not notice before how incredibly stupid all of you are?
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I'm sorry but your "I know only my true friends will repost" line only makes it more likely that i will not repost.
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I hate all of your posts. I just keep you as a friend on hear because I like reading them and immediately making fun of them to the live people around me.
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i understand that you are "just sayin'" you don't have to put that at the end of all of your posts
All of this!!!! Especially the FB ultimate bully that "most of you won't repost this, and I know who will and they are my true friends who care" blah blah blah .....it's such a jerk thing to do.0 -
my would be facebook post....
everything you just regurgitated about your "political" stance can be debunked on snopes.com you idiot...so do a little research if you want someone to take you seriously. gah!
My Grandma likes to boycott various businesses / products that she heard of doing terrible things. I would send her the snopes debunk link and hear nothing. Then I explained to her how to use it. Then I had an ACTUAL conversation with her about it and she informed me that snopes is paid to debunk things that are true "and I wonder WHO is actually doing the research. I'm sure it's the very people who are accused of doing these terrible things!!". Sigh. I gave up. But she DID stop sending me emails about businesses. She still sends me the "warnings for women who are walking through a parking lot / street / basement / peace rally and get abducted / raped / perfumed & robbed". She also asks me to order things online for her using my credit card because she just doesn't think it is safe. Ohhh, so it's okay if MY identity gets stolen??0 -
Dear Couple of the Century: Why don't you tell each other how wonderful you think you are, instead of posting it to induce vomiting in the rest of us?
^^this!0 -
I would love to change my status from married to divorced or separated. I would like to also post that he moved out but no one knows yet, sigh!0
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You know all those posts about how horrible your life is? Don't follow them up with the ones about how awesome your life is. Unless BOTH of your personalities have pages!!!
TAKE YOUR MEDS!0 -
Wow....these comments sound so bitter.
Why don´t you all post something positive, something funny that you have said or done to make people laugh instad of get depressed
Ummm the reason I started this thread was so that people could post whatever the hell is on their mind. Go find a happy rainbow thread that suits you, but don't *kitten* on our party friend...0 -
How did I not notice before how incredibly stupid all of you are?
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I'm sorry but your "I know only my true friends will repost" line only makes it more likely that i will not repost.
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I hate all of your posts. I just keep you as a friend on hear because I like reading them and immediately making fun of them to the live people around me.
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i understand that you are "just sayin'" you don't have to put that at the end of all of your posts
All of this!!!! Especially the FB ultimate bully that "most of you won't repost this, and I know who will and they are my true friends who care" blah blah blah .....it's such a jerk thing to do.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
I don't know if this has been said, but joint Facebook pages annoy the crap out of me....lol!! I have people I adore who have them and wonder, is it so much work having your own?!?0
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I have two, and they're directly targeted at two ladies.
1) If your life was ~~SOOO PERFECT~~, you wouldn't be on Facebook all the time trying to convince everyone so. You'd be too busy enjoying it. But keep posting all those pictures, honey, and keep telling everyone how great it all is.
2) You are a troll and you've ruined my <insert family member here>'s life. If I could have you arrested for animal abuse, I would do it in a heartbeat. You are nothing but trash, but your fish-face camera-whoring with bright pink lipstick smeared all over the lower half of your face is hilarious, so please keep that up.
I stepped off Facebook and have felt a lot better since. I go on a once or twice a week, that's all. The narcissism is so thick on that site that I can't stand it.0 -
Stop posting pics of yourself in all that scantily clad *kitten*, you look like a sausage casing, and it's not cute.0
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my would be facebook post....
everything you just regurgitated about your "political" stance can be debunked on snopes.com you idiot...so do a little research if you want someone to take you seriously. gah!
My Grandma likes to boycott various businesses / products that she heard of doing terrible things. I would send her the snopes debunk link and hear nothing. Then I explained to her how to use it. Then I had an ACTUAL conversation with her about it and she informed me that snopes is paid to debunk things that are true "and I wonder WHO is actually doing the research. I'm sure it's the very people who are accused of doing these terrible things!!". Sigh. I gave up. But she DID stop sending me emails about businesses. She still sends me the "warnings for women who are walking through a parking lot / street / basement / peace rally and get abducted / raped / perfumed & robbed". She also asks me to order things online for her using my credit card because she just doesn't think it is safe. Ohhh, so it's okay if MY identity gets stolen??
ahahahaha that's great....grandma's don't count.0 -
1) STOP trying to guilt or scare me into posting stupid opinionated crap on my wall. I reserve MY wall for MY thoughts. I don't have to post your crap or prove to anyone else that I love something/someone, or believe/disbelieve in something or agree/disagree with you. If everybody reposted that crap every time it showed up, we'd all have duplicate walls. What's the point?
2) If I haven't accepted your lame game requests the first 5 times you sent it, WHY are you still sending them? I DON'T PLAY FACEBOOK GAMES!
3) Sticking your lips out like a duck beak, IS NOT attractive. That same face in the same bathroom with a different pose and different clothes looks just as stupid.
4) I couldn't care less what song you are listening to, I have my own jam going on. I certainly don't need the video.
5) The continuous barrage of pretty pictures with inspirational quotes is not inspirational, it's annoying and hogging up my timeline. Also, the lack of proofreading on some of these pictures, undermines the point.
6) If you are going to rant or attempt to make an important point, please use punctuation. Otherwise, it reads like gibberish, and no one understands you.
OH, you said "post" not "posts". Sorry, I got carried away.0 -
Bump! ..:laugh: :laugh:0
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"I love how you bash the police department, the court system, etc. Then post about how you're going to roll up a blunt and get crunk". Yeah, the police made you speed and put that bong and bag of weed in your car, right?0
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Wow....these comments sound so bitter.
Why don´t you all post something positive, something funny that you have said or done to make people laugh instad of get depressed
Ummm the reason I started this thread was so that people could post whatever the hell is on their mind. Go find a happy rainbow thread that suits you, but don't *kitten* on our party friend...
I love that this post was started.....this is the only safe place I can say what's on my mind, without people getting upset.....so to the OP......thank you 0 -
Dear friend - PLEASE stop sharing every single photo of every cute little puppy or kitty or about books or libraries and tv shows you like and photos of military stuff. yeah it's great your patriotic but just because your lazy *kitten* nephew is in the reserves and goes once a month and sometimes doesn't even go at all and wont get a job and mooched off of you and his grandma for 2 freakin years because he lived in your basement for those years while you didn't make him pay rent or for his own food because he sat on his butt all night and played video games and slept all day... he's not much to be proud of, trust me. Ahhh just stop it please!! And it would help if you'd grow up a little yourself. Your thirty something married working and own your own home and if you want a freakin dog get a dog and just because your mommy and daddy think they can still tell you what to do does NOT mean you have to listen to them and give your dog back because for some odd reason still can't figure that one out.. they think you should not have a dog!
UGH! PEOPLE!0 -
You know all those posts about how horrible your life is? Don't follow them up with the ones about how awesome your life is. Unless BOTH of your personalities have pages!!!
TAKE YOUR MEDS!
Thank you. Took the words right outa my mouth.0
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