Facebook Status u wish u could post but can't? Post away :)
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Hahahaa you lot are hilarious!! Mine would be
"Mother - stop spamming me or I WILL DELETE YOU!!!" She posts at least 50times a day and every post has a minimum of 50comments....I'm not even exaggerating....:noway: I deleted her once...she sent me a text saying "Miss you xoxoxox" As if I had DIED!!! I have a phone that you can text me on at any time...like you just did!!! Its easier to remain FB friends and just hide her statuses but then she tags me in pictures of the cats/dog/ferrets/fish/my sister/her husband(complete wanker)/some random woman she met on holiday in Wales....etc.etc.0 -
Oh it's the first anniversary of the first time you had sex? Thank you for telling me. I am going to go kill someone now.0
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After three relationship profile changes yours should automatically change to unstable idiot.0
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Hahahaa you lot are hilarious!! Mine would be
"Mother - stop spamming me or I WILL DELETE YOU!!!" She posts at least 50times a day and every post has a minimum of 50comments....I'm not even exaggerating....:noway: I deleted her once...she sent me a text saying "Miss you xoxoxox" As if I had DIED!!! I have a phone that you can text me on at any time...like you just did!!! Its easier to remain FB friends and just hide her statuses but then she tags me in pictures of the cats/dog/ferrets/fish/my sister/her husband(complete wanker)/some random woman she met on holiday in Wales....etc.etc.
PMSL your post really made me laugh, your mum sounds like a legend lol0 -
If having a bath/shower or changing your bedding such a rarity that it warrants a status maybe you should do it more often?0
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Dear Facebook Friends, If you feel the need to post every detail in your daily life then maybe, just maybe, your life isn't all that its cracked up to be. Get a real life and maybe A JOB!
Dear Facebook Friend, I find it interesting that you claim you cannot stand to have or want drama in your life yet your every post continue to cause the drama. Truth is, you are the drama queen.
To the stay-at-home welfare Moms who's kids are in school or daycare... get off your *kitten* and get a JOB and get the F@&* off Facebook!
OMG! I could go on forever. Lol!!0 -
Hahahaa you lot are hilarious!! Mine would be
"Mother - stop spamming me or I WILL DELETE YOU!!!" She posts at least 50times a day and every post has a minimum of 50comments....I'm not even exaggerating....:noway: I deleted her once...she sent me a text saying "Miss you xoxoxox" As if I had DIED!!! I have a phone that you can text me on at any time...like you just did!!! Its easier to remain FB friends and just hide her statuses but then she tags me in pictures of the cats/dog/ferrets/fish/my sister/her husband(complete wanker)/some random woman she met on holiday in Wales....etc.etc.
PMSL your post really made me laugh, your mum sounds like a legend lol
Thats one word for it...0 -
Dear Deadbeat,
Stop taking and posting pictures of yourself and the kids on the ONE day a week that you see & associate with them, on your facebook to look like you're father of the year. The only person whose opinion matters if you're "father of the year" is your kids, and they know better than to think so.
THIS ONE0 -
I do have kids. And I'm married to the father. And no, I don't think celebrating, with a public declaration, the fact that a dissolution of a relationship resulted in kids only getting to see one parent at a time is appropriate. One may feel relieved at the "break", just as any parent needs to have time away, but when the "break" is court ordered, it's just plain tacky to "whoo-hoo" it on facebook.
true. agree.0 -
I've just been thinking about all the statuses I'd LOVE to post on facebook but I can't, so I thought a 'Get it off your chest' thread would be fun to have
I'll start:
Dear attention *kitten*, being a regular *kitten* just isn't enough for you is it??
Lol x
LOL!! Just found my FB Status update0 -
I do have kids. And I'm married to the father. And no, I don't think celebrating, with a public declaration, the fact that a dissolution of a relationship resulted in kids only getting to see one parent at a time is appropriate. One may feel relieved at the "break", just as any parent needs to have time away, but when the "break" is court ordered, it's just plain tacky to "whoo-hoo" it on facebook.
This is perfectly said!0 -
So tired of all your daily political negative posts... I get it... you don't like one particular canidate ...enough already!!!
Hopefully, it will end after the election... or I just may have to unfriend you!
This! I know a lady who posts this crap all day everyday and repeats some of it over and over!
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To people who were in my year at school:
Congratulations on your new baby/getting married...
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...I just graduated with an upper second class honours degree and have been accepted for a postgraduate course that will lead to my dream job.
To anyone in general:
Sorry to hear that your grandparent passed away/it's the anniversary of their death but I'm not sure they would want the whole world to know that - seek comfort from your family who are also grieving...probably in a more personal and meaningful way or honour them in person by visiting their resting place with flowers (the traditional way of remembering someone).0 -
Enough with the, "Im getting Drunk and having Party after party looking sexy in my skin tight dresses like EVERY weekend!" It is So annoying, and alot of them are in MED SCHOOL! i like to party too, but i dont facebook it every chance i get. i at least try to hold a profressional appearence and im a Massage Therapist. if you in MED SCHOOL STOP IT! STOOOOOPPP! Grow up!! we need your professionalism in the future... Sorry that's my rant0
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Your son is a little *kitten*. His actions are the signs of him being nothing more than a bully, they are not adorable antics.
Yes! I can't stand it when people brag on the snotty things their kids do and think it's cute...0 -
''I am SICK to the back teeth of a certain person in the school playground forever bigging up her child....FFS yes, we get that he is clever, finds his homework too easy and that you really must speak to the teacher...BLAH BLAH BLAH.- .in earshot of anyone who'll listen...I too have a child who is doing really well and i'm very proud, but I don't tell people so many times that it feels like their ears are going to start bleeding''
AAAAHH and breathe..I needed to say that lol0 -
A status on my FB feed the other day "The awkward moment when your 3 year old tells another toddler in Nandos 'I'll knock you out you c*nt" bahahahahahaha"
That's actually not funny at all and you should be ashamed of yourself that your just-gone-3 year old has that word in his vocabulary0 -
Do you really think I want to see a picture of your new purse?
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I love the fact your up every two hours with your baby! I bet you wish you wouldn't have laughed at me when I told you how to get your baby to sleep through the night while you were pregnant. Next time listen to me when I have something to say! I have three kids, this ain't my first rodeo!
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Do you really need to change your status every two hours?
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DO you have any idea how annoying/ridiculous you sound on those videos that you post of your kids? He he he he!
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Hey MIL! Stop telling me that my kids are watching too much tv! My kids tell me exactly how much tv you let them watch while you were "babysitting" and it's always more than we watch in a week!
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I would unfriend you, but I am having too much fun showing you how much fun I am having when your not around!
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Sorry, but if you think God's going to let you into heaven because you share a post that said "share if you love Jesus" you got another think coming! And your a fool if you think I am going to repost something so stupid!
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You said you weren't coming to my house because you were sick, and yet I see you in pictures at a ball game? WTH! Do you think I am stupid?
So glad I got that off my chest! Thanks everyone! This was great therapy 0 -
Seriously? ANOTHER picture of your face? That makes 527 and counting. You're not all that.0
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Your son is a little *kitten*. His actions are the signs of him being nothing more than a bully, they are not adorable antics.
Yes! I can't stand it when people brag on the snotty things their kids do and think it's cute...
This! And the political rants and the "like if you love your mom/love your kids/love your sister/know someone who has died". WE ALL DO!0 -
After three relationship profile changes yours should automatically change to unstable idiot.0 -
Yah, we all get it. You're the perfect family with the perfect kids, the perfect relationship, the best coach for all of your perfect kids sports!!! Why don't you actually tell your family to their face because none of us give a rats *kitten*. We just read it to make fun of you after we"re done pukin!!!!0
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Dear idiot, stop posting statuses like:
(Facebook Person) "omg I just got some really bad news!!"
(Every nosey person on their friendlist) "OMG What happened?"
(Facebook Person) "Oh I can't say, sorry.."
Same goes for statuses like "OMG I AM SO HAPPY!!! JUST GOT THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!!" and then when people ask, it's private... lol
That is possibly the most annoying statuses of all.0 -
And the moronic post of the day award goes to. . . . . . (fill in the blank). But I'm afraid I'd be the "winner" way too many times!!0
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hahaha Love the one about defrinding but want you to know how much fun Im having when youre not around!!!!! bababahahaha0
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You conniving, manipulative c**t. I can't believe how much you use your own daughter to get money, to get attention, to use as control over your EX. He's your ex lady. For a reason. Take a look at yourself. Who the hell would want a controlling, conniving, lying, manipulator like yourself in their life? "YOu call me now or I'm calling the cops on you both"... like seriously *kitten*? Grow up, get a life, and quit trying to ruin our life thus hurting your own flesh and blood. You're sooo going to lose her one day because of it. But you're not even smart enough to realize that and see what you're doing. As far as I'm concerned, anyone who uses their own child doesn't deserve to breathe. And as for my MS- yes, somedays I actually do have good days and can go hiking.. it's how MS is- dumbass.
ahhh.. thx. feels so much better. LOL0 -
"Your baby looks cute but we're not interested how he got out of your tummy."
- Taken from actual experience when I saw the pics posted by one of my fb friends who happens to be my co-worker who posted pics of her ceasarian operation with her first child with matching bloods on the cloth, EWWWW SUPER GROSS :sick:0 -
*After someone posts something depressing but nothing specific*
Comment 1: "What's up hun?"
Comment 2: "What happened?"
Original Poster: "I'll private message you."
it's almost as annoying as someone saying they were going to tell you something but then says "Never mind, it doesn't matter!"
It obviously did matter at one point when you were willing to tell everyone on your facebook that you were feeling like *kitten* or whatever but NOW, after arousing everyone's curiosities, you're only willng to tell the people who probably gave a *kitten* in the first place...false promises, REALLY?!0 -
oh how about how their sweet little one said they were "the best mommy ever" and made their heart just melt...(:sick: )...like, who gives a flying *kitten*?Your son is a little *kitten*. His actions are the signs of him being nothing more than a bully, they are not adorable antics.
Yes! I can't stand it when people brag on the snotty things their kids do and think it's cute...0 -
Hello Idiot:
1. You are FB friends with your boss...since you posted that you were "playing hooky" to <do whatever>, of course he found out you weren't really sick.
2. Since you were still friends with him while you were b*tching about how your boss is a d*ck, of course he knew that too.
3. You got fired? What a shocker!!
4. Maybe you should check out FB's privacy settings since prospective employers may try to check out your page. They may not dig the fact that you talk about your co-workers and give out specifics about your work on FB.
5. Oh, and IF you get a new job...don't friend your boss!0
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