Watching ladies bottoms!

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  • worldgirl28
    worldgirl28 Posts: 68
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    One time I was at Bonefish Grill and a woman walked past me with . . . ahem . . a very noticeable, firm, plastic-looking chest. I couldn't stop staring because it just looked so odd. She was walking in front of me but then turned so I could see her full-on. One of her nipples was hanging out in full view of the restaurant. That lesson taught me never, ever, ever to stare at people again. Sometimes you don't really like what you see!!
  • JudithNYC
    JudithNYC Posts: 80 Member
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    :laugh: This is the best comment ever. And I totally get you.
  • m13sam2012
    m13sam2012 Posts: 464
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    :laugh: haha! true!!
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    So what we're saying is it's normal for women to check out other women's bums and boobs, but men think it's odd for a man to check out another man?!
    Or do the men just not admit it?!

    I wouldn't call it checking out as in admiring their *kitten* or biceps or whatever. It's more like recognizing that the dude put in effort and has done it right.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    So what we're saying is it's normal for women to check out other women's bums and boobs, but men think it's odd for a man to check out another man?!
    Or do the men just not admit it?!

    I wouldn't call it checking out as in admiring their *kitten* or biceps or whatever. It's more like recognizing that the dude put in effort and has done it right.

    x bows in recognition of SVCat's effort and ability to do it right x
  • DrMAvDPhD
    DrMAvDPhD Posts: 2,097 Member
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    I think this is what is wrong with most drivers today. When you are driving, you need to be paying attention to the road and traffic, not *kitten*.

    Thank you. As a motorcyclist who gets nearly run over at least once a day, this disgusts me. Stop checking out pedestrians, playing with your phone, drinking your Starbucks AND DRIVE.
  • Maryaly40
    Maryaly40 Posts: 551 Member
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    I must admit ive been grabbing hold of my own *kitten* for the last 2 weeks. After years of trying to build it from scratch it is only now starting to show up and I cant believe it because I cant see it, so I've sat on my hands, Ive checked it out in store fronts, Ive grabbed a handful while checking it out in the mirror - I even took a picture of it when I got a wedgie while redoing the artwork on my new bedroom walls.

    I dont judge you for comparing, as long as you dont judge me for being so freaking excited about my own *kitten* finally arriving 15 years post puberty.

    This is sooo funny! I'm constantly trying to catch a glimpse of my *kitten*! In mirrors, in the frozen food section in the glass doors. ALWAYS checking out my *kitten*. It's rounded for the first time in my life!!!! I get really excited about my *kitten*, I'm glad I'm not the only one! And yes, I admit I check out other girls' *kitten* as well. I rather like em round and beefy :blushing:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    PWNT...

    PSA, don't GIS "fat bottom girls" at work...

    WTF?
  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
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    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
    That's what I said.
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
    Or so I have read.
    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
    I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
    Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes,
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom,
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?
    I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
    You know what I mean.
    I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
    You know what I mean.
    My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
    Big game's waiting there inside her tights
    Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?


    Editing to give credit: From the movie - This Is Spinal Tap
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
    That's what I said.
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
    Or so I have read.
    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
    I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
    Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes,
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom,
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?
    I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
    You know what I mean.
    I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
    You know what I mean.
    My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
    Big game's waiting there inside her tights
    Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?

    I got a tear in my eye...this is so beautiful. Can someone hold me please.
  • knwitall
    knwitall Posts: 420 Member
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    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
    That's what I said.
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
    Or so I have read.
    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
    I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
    Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes,
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom,
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?
    I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
    You know what I mean.
    I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
    You know what I mean.
    My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
    Big game's waiting there inside her tights
    Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?

    I :heart: This!!
  • shaleasymphony
    shaleasymphony Posts: 172 Member
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    i don't look at ladies bottoms....but i do scope out "fat" people in line at amusement parks to see if they fit in the rides and if i'd be able to fit in them too (for the ones that DONT have a tester seat at the gate)

    saves myself the hours of waiting and humiliation when i have to get off because i cant fit
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    i don't look at ladies bottoms....but i do scope out "fat" people in line at amusement parks to see if they fit in the rides and if i'd be able to fit in them too (for the ones that DONT have a tester seat at the gate)

    saves myself the hours of waiting and humiliation when i have to get off because i cant fit

    Dammit...you just went and had to kill the chit out of this thread! I mean you took an axe to it!

    I'm glad you're taking the initiate to do something about that Shalea! Go git it!
  • MsP90X
    MsP90X Posts: 1,053 Member
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    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
    That's what I said.
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
    Or so I have read.
    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
    I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
    Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes,
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom,
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?
    I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
    You know what I mean.
    I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
    You know what I mean.
    My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
    Big game's waiting there inside her tights
    Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?

    I got a tear in my eye...this is so beautiful. Can someone hold me please.

    Well, since you asked ;)
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin

    I got a tear in my eye...this is so beautiful. Can someone hold me please.

    Well, since you asked ;)

    Is there room for one more. I feel the need to hold right now too
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin

    I got a tear in my eye...this is so beautiful. Can someone hold me please.

    Well, since you asked ;)

    Is there room for one more. I feel the need to hold right now too

    Only if you would like to watch my sweet moves for a few...then you can have some of my tots.
  • RavenhairedWoman
    RavenhairedWoman Posts: 661 Member
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    I find myself looking at women a lot as well. Mostly just to compare because I want to see what I might look like once I reach my goal. I have always had a lot of muscle so things should firm up nicely including my rear. I had a friend randomly grab my butt years ago and then scream. I was "What the hay?" she then informed me that my butt was supposed to be squishy like jello not hard enough to bounce a quarter off of. To be fair I was sitting down with my legs crossed and she grabbed the part of my butt that was flexed from the leg being crossed over the other.

    I do agree with the guy earlier who said that a good way to test bum quality is a nice slap. When done right it does make a rather satisfying sound. :)
  • gabe_irun4coffee
    gabe_irun4coffee Posts: 232 Member
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    I may have accidentally missed the lights changing whilst bottom ogling, I'm not saying I did, just that I may have been slightly distracted by the wobbily, joggily botttoms. It's quite hypnotic!
    This thread is way too funny!! Hahahahaa!
  • JAMProphet
    JAMProphet Posts: 288 Member
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    I think this is what is wrong with most drivers today. When you are driving, you need to be paying attention to the road and traffic, not *kitten*.
    I can't help it, I look at boobs too!
    To be fair, the roads are so congested in Surrey, I hardly get above 20mph on the school run!

    See, I think the only real danger would be attempting to assess your OWN @$$ while driving...
  • JAMProphet
    JAMProphet Posts: 288 Member
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    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin

    I got a tear in my eye...this is so beautiful. Can someone hold me please.

    Well, since you asked ;)

    Is there room for one more. I feel the need to hold right now too

    Only if you would like to watch my sweet moves for a few...then you can have some of my tots.

    How did I just KNOW I'd find you here SV?

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