The kiss of death!!!!!
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So what do you do to not age?
Harvo, you had time to look at the face? My attention was drawn elsewhere and didn't wander
Umm, Oboe, I bet Chris was serious!!!! ^^^^^^^
haha well, cleavage is a serious thing... haha0 -
Honestly, I love this thread because it is like going to my Grandma's house when my parents, aunt and cousins are there...
GOOD TIMES!
what kind of perverted family do you come from?????
The best kind...for example, my cousin at the age of 18 or19 had testicular cancer and it was a very agressive form so they took him into surgery within a week of the Diagnosis...that year for Christmas my aunt bought him uniball pens, my mother gave him a, one, peanut shell to wear for protection when he played ball to which made me stand up and take up for him, i stood and stated "Family or not that is not nice and if you don't quit you are going to make him take his ball and leave!" The year I turned 21 my grandma, who did not drive at the time, said "Thank goodness, someone else can go pick up the Markers Make for me now."
This thread is less crude than some family discussions. My uniball cousin does medical research, and is a certified genius, but is basically Hought...Wait, are you saying my family is odd? :sad: :sad:0 -
haha that's pretty funny :laugh:0
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Or, how my family treated my ex-wife. They did not like her from the start and my not so wonderful wife says to the family, for what reason I don't know, I hate green and that year on her birthday my aunt made a green cake with light green frosting and wrote Happy Brithday in dark green. All of her presents, except from my grandmother were wrapped in green wrapping paper. Her cake the following year was a kitty litter cake.
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/kitty-litter-cake/
and yes, it was served in a kitty litter box with a kitty litter scoop. (it is a good cake if you can get past the look of it)0 -
i'm speechless0
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Then I have said too much...DANG!
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i just don't know what to say to that... that sounds horrible0
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She was a very demanding and unpleasent person. After the divorce my dad told me that one of her babies daddy's asked what the heck I was doing as she was nothing but someone looking to marry into money. (Joke was on her). I am embarassed to say that I was verbally abused for about 8 years or the 10 year marriage. My family hated her for what they witnessed and would have hated her more had they known what happened when people were not around.
My family is about having fun and loving the family without jealousy...just don't be the one to cross the line.0 -
gotcha.0
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BAPS and Sausage.....now that I have adjusted to your beauty Chris has a point..that is a nice Richard gutter....0
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BAPS and Sausage.....now that I have adjusted to your beauty Chris has a point..that is a nice Richard gutter....
Does that mean what I think it does?0 -
BAPS and Sausage.....now that I have adjusted to your beauty Chris has a point..that is a nice Richard gutter....
Does that mean what I think it does?
I am sure it does....I miss Hought so it was in his honour....0 -
i will happily take the compliment
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as I am happy to give the compliment and would be happier to....ummmm, so how is the weather there> (not wanting to get us locked down)0
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Conversation I had this weekend after my JV game. I assume the first question was missed given the look on this ladies face...I ran into my old boss and we were talking when she asked if I was reffing basketball in addition to softball and baseball...I said yes and here is what I belive the lady heard, (prior to getting up, looking back at me and moving)..
Me "Yeah, 6 nights this week and 5 more next week"
her "wow, bet that keeps you going"
Me " I am pretty tires and sore...this week has been tough since I have had a different partner every night. It can be hard to get in a rhythem when you have worked with someone several times and then switch nightly. It is good though because you can learn something new to apply for another night."
SHE LEAVES....0 -
Oh my goodness, I believe I have stumbled upon the greatest thread in the history of the internet! I started reading at page one and 6 hours later only managed to get through November! I tried to escape but you guys kept pulling me back to read one more page. I would love to grab a diet coke, cuddle under a blanket and take out my sausage to play with some baps, then take a picture of my bum and add it here. Would love to join in but afraid I can't keep up! 0
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Oh my goodness, I believe I have stumbled upon the greatest thread in the history of the internet! I started reading at page one and 6 hours later only managed to get through November! I tried to escape but you guys kept pulling me back to read one more page. I would love to grab a diet coke, cuddle under a blanket and take out my sausage to play with some baps, then take a picture of my bum and add it here. Would love to join in but afraid I can't keep up!
Hello there, and welcome, you're more than welcome to dip in and out whenever you can manage it
Morning all 0 -
[Oh my goodness, I believe I have stumbled upon the greatest thread in the history of the internet! I started reading at page one and 6 hours later only managed to get through November! I tried to escape but you guys kept pulling me back to read one more page. I would love to grab a diet coke, cuddle under a blanket and take out my sausage to play with some baps, then take a picture of my bum and add it here. Would love to join in but afraid I can't keep up!
That is so funny. And just a tiny bit sad. But welcome new person. Join in if you dare.
Morning all. Effing freezing this morning.0 -
Ooh, look at that - I'm half way to goal. Yay!0
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Morning all - back in the office today and ignoring all calls, I have neglected my corner on the KOD too much.
Bern, happy to come and keep your grapefruit warm for you.0 -
Morning all - back in the office today and ignoring all calls, I have neglected my corner on the KOD too much.
Bern, happy to come and keep your grapefruit warm for you.
Only if you warm your hands first - my grapefruit are very sensitive.0 -
I wouldn't dream of putting cold hands on a ladies grapefruit...
...well, actually I do dream about it, quite often, not sure if my hands are cold or not but Nigella doesn't seam to mind.0 -
Of course she wouldn't mind. She's a saucy minx, that one!0
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And what about my baps??? :laugh:0
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And what about my baps??? :laugh:
You can have your turn once my grapefruit have thawed out.0 -
Ladies, ladies... I have big hands, I've got it covered (or them)0
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Ladies, ladies... I have big hands, I've got it covered (or them)
:drinker: :flowerforyou:
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Morning all Can I join in? its cold here too0
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Did someone call me? (cold baps in need of warm hands). Welcome newny, please join in, we are a patient group. As innocent as I was when I began they have brought me up to speed and accpeted me the for the sweet and innocent one that I am. Bless my KOD friends. And since you have done 6 hours of homework you are definately a dedicated KOD member in my eyes.
Oh yeah, GOOD MORNING to everyone on this wonderful and -2 degree Tuesday!
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BTW, looking at the newby's name, we may have a DJ for the slipit inn when Moniac takes a break.....0
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