The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I was about to say hump day's gone all lesbian, but then I saw Chris at the top of the page. He might not like being called a lesbian.

    Speaking for most men...call us what you will if it involves almost anything to do with humping...
    Or lesbians I would have thought?
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    haha and happy hump-day to you
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    I was about to say hump day's gone all lesbian, but then I saw Chris at the top of the page. He might not like being called a lesbian.

    I don't mind being an honary lesbian if it gets me where the action is :wink:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    At first I read that as horny lesbian! Ha!
  • djallen813
    djallen813 Posts: 27 Member
    Nah, you didn't lose me yet! Between my internet browser crashing all day yesterday and being in work meetings yesterday/today it was a bad time to jump in. Hopefully I will be able to join in a bit more tomorrow. Thanks for the welcoming and I would love to be the DJ at the inn. I'd like to think my fingers are good and scratchin some records ;)
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    At first I read that as horny lesbian! Ha!

    I'll give it a go :laugh:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Oh a new DJ to bump and grind to
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Nah, you didn't lose me yet! Between my internet browser crashing all day yesterday and being in work meetings yesterday/today it was a bad time to jump in. Hopefully I will be able to join in a bit more tomorrow. Thanks for the welcoming and I would love to be the DJ at the inn. I'd like to think my fingers are good and scratchin some records ;)

    Gee, it took us weeks to get jobs for ourselves and you're just going to jump right in and get straight to work. I take it you've met the inn's landlord, Chris, and its lusty bar wench, Oboe?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I figured if I could get him on stage he would have to keep his fingers on the records and not under the blankets. I mean can you just come in and jump under the blanket without the bum pic, any stories or anything like that.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    haha and happy hump-day to you

    another newbie? welcome, and yes, it is turning into a hump a lot day around here, isn't it?

    harvo, are you jealous already?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I am an American male...we come equipped with the following standard options..

    1.) Jealousy
    2.) Double standards
    3.) the need to produce heirs (our excuse for sects)
    4.) the need to protect the ladies we care for. (he has to prove himself worthy of the beautiful women of KOD)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I figured if I could get him on stage he would have to keep his fingers on the records and not under the blankets. I mean can you just come in and jump under the blanket without the bum pic, any stories or anything like that.

    I think you're allowed in if you're prepared to go back to the start of this thread and read it all.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I figured if I could get him on stage he would have to keep his fingers on the records and not under the blankets. I mean can you just come in and jump under the blanket without the bum pic, any stories or anything like that.

    I think you're allowed in if you're prepared to go back to the start of this thread and read it all.

    I have watched Criminal Minds for years...I see this as something a stalker might do....
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    now now harvo, i'm pretty sure no one denied you anything when you first joined...
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I'm kinda likeing Harvo's idea... I'm thinking we might get a bum pic outta this...
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    first thing...refer to double standard...
    2nd. I am OBVIOUSLY normal....

    thanks Tracey...I think...
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    oh don't get me wrong, i'm all about the pics!!!! but i don'ot think it's fair to make it a prequalifier for the newbie when we didn't for anyone else.

    harvo doesn't want to share us :tongue:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I am just protective of those I care about...I have shared with long time, trusted members of KOD.
  • djallen813
    djallen813 Posts: 27 Member
    I've read through November. It took me a full day! I needed to take a break when I had another 10 tabs open of 20 pages to read, haha. I think I'm up to speed on everything that happened before then though, is that good? Maybe I'll have to read end of Nov-Jan over the weekend lol. I'm also happy to sit back under a warm blanket and do my own DJ'ing if someone else wants the stage.

    I have a feeling I do need to post a bum pic to be properly initiated though. Maybe I'll get to that next. :happy:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    I've read through November. It took me a full day! I needed to take a break when I had another 10 tabs open of 20 pages to read, haha. I think I'm up to speed on everything that happened before then though, is that good? Maybe I'll have to read end of Nov-Jan over the weekend lol. I'm also happy to sit back under a warm blanket and do my own DJ'ing if someone else wants the stage.

    I have a feeling I do need to post a bum pic to be properly initiated though. Maybe I'll get to that next. :happy:

    woohoo!

    (a pic of your face would be nice too!)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    (a pic of your face would be nice too!)
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    Good thought..we can run it thru facial recognition...
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Yay!!! Two pic's pleeassssee

    Harvo our hero and protector!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    hahaha way to look out for us harvo
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    (a pic of your face would be nice too!)

    Yes Mr DJ, reveal yourself! We've all had our baps and bottoms out all over the place so you have to at least show us your face.
  • djallen813
    djallen813 Posts: 27 Member
    (a pic of your face would be nice too!)

    Yes Mr DJ, reveal yourself! We've all had our baps and bottoms out all over the place so you have to at least show us your face.

    Haha, ok. Which smiling face do we want first? Face or bum?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    The decision is so hard! Are you wearing nice underwear today?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    no....I am being a bum at home and did not feel like throwing any on...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    The decision is so hard! Are you wearing nice underwear today?

    A very important point!
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    no....I am being a bum at home and did not feel like throwing any on...

    you have no undies on?? Interesting...
  • djallen813
    djallen813 Posts: 27 Member
    The decision is so hard! Are you wearing nice underwear today?

    Ah! No, not the best. I guess I shall plan to wear something a bit more flattering. Though saying this now is building up that I am indeed flattering, which will be a letdown itself.

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