The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Translation needed. What's a bap? And also, when I say pants, I mean what you call trousers or jeans. We're both speaking English but can't communicate!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Sorry SeaRunner, I forget. A bap is slang over here for breasts, but it's actually just a bread roll lol
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    It's a soft bread roll. I have no idea where the name comes from but it's fun to say. And bap is also a euphemism for breasts, in case you didn't figure that out.

    Americans and Australians mean the same thing when they talk about pants. If you say pants in the UK you're talking about underwear.

    This endethe the language lesson!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Is it 20 posts per page? This is 19, next comment should lock us down!!!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Sorry SeaRunner, I forget. A bap is slang over here for breasts, but it's actually just a bread roll lol

    You put it more succinctly!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Let's see!!!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    We have no such bread or roll euphemism for breasts. The ones I can think of off the top of my head are melons, headlights, hooters, and ta tas. I'm sure there are many more but I'm tired and can't think of any at the moment.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    25 posts per page, the next one is lock down, who ill it be???
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Bristols is a good one from over here.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I think this post will roll the thread.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    WooHoo it did indeed :)
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Yay for us!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Look how far you've come, Bex. You should be proud.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Here, here. (Or is it hear, hear?) Looks like you've gone from KOD to the kiss of life!
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Well done Bex in getting together a group of hardcore smut masters, just look at your achievements, your third thread and corrupting Bernadette in the process as a bonus :drinker:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Couldn't have done it without you guys lol
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    The only day I decide to have a little lie in and you roll a thread without me! I am hurt AND have catching up to do.......

    Bernadette - I am always waiting to pounce on you

    Searunner - If they are rubbing you the wrong way that could be painful, rubbing the right way could be messy

    Bex - I would love to eat some soup from your baps

    Aaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddddddd relax!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    The only day I decide to have a little lie in and you roll a thread without me! I am hurt AND have catching up to do.......

    Bernadette - I am always waiting to pounce on you

    Searunner - If they are rubbing you the wrong way that could be painful, rubbing the right way could be messy

    Bex - I would love to eat some soup from your baps

    Aaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddddddd relax!

    LOL:laugh:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Well done Bex in getting together a group of hardcore smut masters, just look at your achievements, your third thread and corrupting Bernadette in the process as a bonus :drinker:

    Hey!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Hay, it's rolled... well done :)
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    What could be better, thread has rolled and its Friday! :drinker:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I can't stop thinking about Bex's baps. It's hard because I only have dusty old Ryvita crispbreads for my lunch.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I can't stop thinking about Bex's baps. It's hard because I only have dusty old Ryvita crispbreads for my lunch.
    Are they the nice big soft ones with flower on them, or the fruity type?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    you can get fruity baps?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    (In my best Homer Simpson voice) MMMMMM...BAPS
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    You get extra points for using a Homer Simpson MMMMMMM
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    You get extra points for using a Homer Simpson MMMMMMM
    What can I say..I love bread...Its my #1 weakness in carb counting (diabetic)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    And you also love the Simpsons, right?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    And you also love the Simpsons, right?

    Yes, but that does not cause issues with my diet.... :-)
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    doughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts