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The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Or should I be insulted that he's not hard enough? Maybe my 2 firm juicy grapefruit just aren't enough?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    You shouldn't be insulted, I'm sure its his little problem :wink:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    words cannot express how happy i am to have found this feed....

    maybe i can find an action to show it.... :D
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    You have to shower after lunch? My word, what do you eat?

    nice, I work from home so I shower at lunch when I have to officiate games in the evening. (staying innocent :smile: )
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    words cannot express how happy i am to have found this feed....

    maybe i can find an action to show it.... :D

    I am not sure what you mean...maybe if you explained this in more detail via text...my number is ........
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    wow, that was a quick hop off the innocence train for you!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    wow, that was a quick hop off the innocence train for you!

    What do you mean? :huh:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    what makes you think my actions would be something i couldn't post on here? why would i have to privately text you, mr innocent :tongue:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    :noway: I am saying that I do not understand...maybe I do not do well in crowds so a direct explanation would help and would not hold the rest of the class behind.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    oh, then i'm sorry! um, let's just say this thread gets a little...um...risque'...

    i'm sincerely sorry for making you feel that way. :cry:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    oh, then i'm sorry! um, let's just say this thread gets a little...um...risque'...

    i'm sincerely sorry for making you feel that way. :cry:

    Maybe you can explain some of this stuff...people keep laughing and I feel like I am missing something.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    unfortunately, that will have to wait for another time... i'm running out the door and won't be back until tomorrow....
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Or should I be insulted that he's not hard enough? Maybe my 2 firm juicy grapefruit just aren't enough?

    They are perfect and don't let anyone tell you otherwise :wink: What does Hougt know, Nigella indeed!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Or should I be insulted that he's not hard enough? Maybe my 2 firm juicy grapefruit just aren't enough?

    or maybe your 2 firm juicy grapfruits are too much for him to handle :happy:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Oooh we've had visitors overnight!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Clearly. The've left crumbs all over the thread floor.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    And eaten all my porridge!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Mmmm fresh blood...

    Happy Friday!!! :drinker:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Mmmm fresh blood...

    Happy Friday!!! :drinker:

    Release the hounds...

    (And Happy Friday to you as well.)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Yes, Happy Friday everyone. Do you think we can get this one locked by the end of the day?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    EASY
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Totally. Just post some adult content, insult the site, and attack someone personally. Oh wait, you meant roll it over into a new thread. Ignore the first part.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Think we have the adult content covered anyway!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Where's smutty hougty??? He'll take us over with adult content for sure!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Perhaps he's gathering material.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    The way to attract him is to say something perfectly innocent that he can twist into something dirty. He's lurking somewhere just waiting to pounce.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Good plan. Let's see if the works.

    My pants are really rubbing me the wrong way today.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    How is that perfectly innocent? LOL
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I was thinking of how much I'm looking forward to my soup at lunch with 2 lovely baps on the side!!!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Even I love a nice soft bap or two!
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