The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Ooooooo kinky! Like being tied to the bed and blindfolded so you never know where the tongue/ice cube is going to touch next?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    There's just too much SMUT on this thread.... it's disgusting...
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    :)
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    There's just too much SMUT on this thread.... it's disgusting...
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    :)

    I hope that isn't your cum face :tongue:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Think it's his spanking face.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    When he is spanking the monkey?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Oh no. Now PETA is going to get involved. Disclaimer: no monkeys were hurt during the posting of this thread.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Oh no. Now PETA is going to get involved. Disclaimer: no monkeys were hurt during the posting of this thread.
    Because they enjoyed it?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I'm not sure. I wasn't watching. But I think I heard some monkey porn music in the background.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Surprisingly I am listening to "R Kelly - Bump & Grind" on spotify right now
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    No one was grooming your back hair and eating any grubs they found were they?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Hammering, spanking, bumping, grinding
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    This is like adult Sesame Street. Which one of those doesn't belong with the others?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    We could make an alphabet of naughty words?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Surprisingly I am listening to "R Kelly - Bump & Grind" on spotify right now

    I love that song!!!

    Morning all
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Morning!

    Surprisingly I am listening to "R Kelly - Bump & Grind" on spotify right now


    I love that song!!!

    But can you listen to it without doing some funky grinding?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Morning all.

    Any thoughts that might titillate?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Any thoughts that might titillate?

    Nigella... always titillates me :)
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Oooofffft! If I had a night with Nigella she would be walking bow legged the next day! The things I would do to that woman......
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I know I'm not a bloke, but I honestly can't see what the attraction is. She's so obvious it's boring.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I know I'm not a bloke, but I honestly can't see what the attraction is. She's so obvious it's boring.

    AGREED
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

    It isn't just what she says, it is her whole figure etc

    AND bet she makes a cracking sandwich!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092


    But can you listen to it without doing some funky grinding?

    Yes!!! Guessing you can't lol
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

    It isn't just what she says, it is her whole figure etc

    AND bet she makes a cracking sandwich!

    With a deep fried Mars Bar for pudding! Nah, she just doesn't do it for me. Even her food doesn't appeal. It must be a guy thing.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088


    But can you listen to it without doing some funky grinding?

    Yes!!! Guessing you can't lol

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    Nope, I bite my bottom lip and do this neck jiggy thing.......................in the office.............in front of my boss
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I don't know that song at all. Just had a listen on Spotify and is so not my thing. Must be one for you young folk!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    It was a single when I was at high school, my school girl crush loved it so I listened to it over and over, remember being on a trip once and we shared earphones listening to it... Awww:love:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    It was a single when I was at high school, my school girl crush loved it so I listened to it over and over, remember being on a trip once and we shared earphones listening to it... Awww:love:

    Awwww bless! In 1994 I would have been in primary school :tongue:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I think I may be old enough to be hougt's mum. Hmmm
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I think I may be old enough to be hougt's mum. Hmmm
    Now that's going to take some effort to drag into the gutter Hougt...
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    She can bath me and tuck me into bed any time she likes ;)

    That was easy :tongue:

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