The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Note to anyone contemplating buying Ryvita Wholegrain Crispbreads. They're basically dust. So disappointed!

    Dust? Anyone?

    I like the pumpkin seed ones, yummy
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Who's going to add it to the database?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Please don't tell my husband!

    You'll raise his expectations and he might make unreasonable demands.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Note to anyone contemplating buying Ryvita Wholegrain Crispbreads. They're basically dust. So disappointed!

    Dust? Anyone?

    I like the pumpkin seed ones, yummy

    I love that this comment popped up in the middle of the semen discussion!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Well at least swallowing after a BJ won't upset your diary:

    The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories.

    These are derived from protein, including enzymes, and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.

    Other 'ingredients' present in semen include :

    Water
    Vitamin C
    Citric acid
    Phosphate and bicarbonates, to regulate acidity
    Zinc
    Prostaglandins

    Disturbing yet informative :tongue:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    But, yes, the pumpkin seed ones are good. Silly me went for the lower calorie option.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Well at least swallowing after a BJ won't upset your diary:

    The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories.

    These are derived from protein, including enzymes, and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.

    Other 'ingredients' present in semen include :

    Water
    Vitamin C
    Citric acid
    Phosphate and bicarbonates, to regulate acidity
    Zinc
    Prostaglandins

    Disturbing yet informative :tongue:

    The post or Hougt generally?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
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    Disturbing yet informative :tongue:
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    The post or Hougt generally?
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    Both lol
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Agreed.

    So Hougt, any nutrional information on other bodily secretions?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Agreed.

    So Hougt, any nutrional information on other bodily secretions?

    Are there any other bodily secretions you'd want to swallow?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Although I don't remember it, I think breast milk worked out pretty well.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Agreed.

    So Hougt, any nutrional information on other bodily secretions?

    Are there any other bodily secretions you'd want to swallow?

    Doubt he'd even want to swallow this one LOL
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Are you sure? I am gay and have a partner. And we're not celibate.

    Should I have saved this for TMI Tuesday?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Are you sure? I am gay and have a partner. And we're not celibate.

    Should I have saved this for TMI Tuesday?


    I think she meant I wouldn't fancy swallowing it :P

    Disturbing yet informative


    The post or Hougt generally?


    Both lol

    :sad:

    Why is everybody so nasty to me :cry:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Are you sure? I am gay and have a partner. And we're not celibate.

    Should I have saved this for TMI Tuesday?

    I just had to look up TMI Tuesday lol. But no, you can share any day of the week on here... Swallow away my friend LOL :drinker:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092

    :sad:

    Why is everybody so nasty to me :cry:

    You LOVE it!!!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Happy TMI Wednesday everyone. And go easy on the bodily secretions. 5 calories is still 5 calories!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088

    :sad:

    Why is everybody so nasty to me :cry:

    You LOVE it!!!

    The only nastyness I might like is a spanking
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    But what about the neighbours?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Gag?

    Although I think I would prefer to do the spanking
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Gag?

    Although I think I would prefer to do the spanking

    Yeah, spanking should definitely be male to female, the other way around is a little wrong in my eyes :noway:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Enjoy a nice spanking yourself Bex?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I'm guessing you'd need that gag, hougt.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Enjoy a nice spanking yourself Bex?

    Erm... Couldn't possibly comment!!! :wink:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Anyone else noticed we're nearing the end of our 2nd thread? :bigsmile:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Enjoy a nice spanking yourself Bex?

    as in.... to herself?? - this is a whole new world to me!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Enjoy a nice spanking yourself Bex?

    as in.... to herself?? - this is a whole new world to me!

    You have to admit, watching her spank herself could be rather nice :wink:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I don't know. Self spanking sounds a little peculiar. Would there also be self dirty talk?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    You have to admit, watching her spank herself could be rather nice :wink:

    Could be rather comical.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Enjoy a nice spanking yourself Bex?

    as in.... to herself?? - this is a whole new world to me!

    You have to admit, watching her spank herself could be rather nice :wink:

    Wouldn't be the same if you knew when to expect it surely!!!

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