The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    It's the only place in the UK - maybe the whole world - with that word in it!

    So do we have a new challenge? To find out how many words we can have censored?

    Sounds good
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I am feeling a little deflated today :(
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    What's the matter?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Tired, bored, tired, oh and tired! Stupid dark mornings :( When the clocks change this weekend it will be a killer
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I hear you. Don't forgot the stupid miserable weather. I'm now leaving home in the dark and coming home in the dark. So depressing.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Afternoon peeps, just had a morning of back to back meetings and now sitting down to my salad and snack a jacks :drinker: (can't find and eating smiley)
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Tired, bored, tired, oh and tired! Stupid dark mornings :( When the clocks change this weekend it will be a killer

    The mornings will get lighter for a while after Saturday! I'm setting up my timer on my bedroom light though tonight, did it last winter, worked a treat :)
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I must say I am looking forward to the extra hour in bed, means I can stay up later having fun.....
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I must say I am looking forward to the extra hour in bed, means I can stay up later having fun.....

    with your hammer
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Well I would love to be hammering, but need to make sure I don't upset the neighbours :wink:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Oh are we talking about your actual hammer?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Either form of hammering can produce loud noises
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    True. You get me every time. Maybe I'm too innocent for this thread!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    True. You get me every time. Maybe I'm too innocent for this thread!

    Or maybe we have to work harder to pollute your mind!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    My word! What have you all been up to since I last logged in? Ribbed hammers? Waking neighbors? Such....excitement!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    True. You get me every time. Maybe I'm too innocent for this thread!

    I'm not, I knew exactly what he meant lol :blushing:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    True. You get me every time. Maybe I'm too innocent for this thread!

    I'm not, I knew exactly what he meant lol :blushing:

    No one could ever accuse you of being innocent, Bex!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    :noway: I'm shocked!!!! And stunned!!! :noway:

    :laugh: :wink: :tongue:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Liar, you are proud!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    :bigsmile:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Note to anyone contemplating buying Ryvita Wholegrain Crispbreads. They're basically dust. So disappointed!

    Dust? Anyone?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Can I snort it?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Possibly!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    If I snort it, do I have to log the calories?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I'm pretty sure anything ingested through the nose is calorie free.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I'm pretty sure anything ingested through the nose is calorie free.

    Seriously??? I'm totally headed to the store right now for a box of donuts and a straw!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Would donuts be so appealing if we couldn't taste them?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Well at least swallowing after a BJ won't upset your diary:

    The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories.

    These are derived from protein, including enzymes, and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.

    Other 'ingredients' present in semen include :

    Water
    Vitamin C
    Citric acid
    Phosphate and bicarbonates, to regulate acidity
    Zinc
    Prostaglandins
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Please don't tell my husband!

    You'll raise his expectations and he might make unreasonable demands.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Well depending on a person's profession, lots of "servings" could add up.

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