The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    50337 = Leeds

    You can get boobless with a story too:

    A girl aged 13 went to the doctors with breast sizes 84 and 45. The doctor said 0, take these pills 2 X a day but she took them 4 and ended up Boobless

    14844502x4=55378008

    Does the girl not need to be aged 14???

    No, your sum is wrong at the bottom lol
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I don't know what you mean.......... :blushing:

    Changed picture to something really dirty, just for you Bex
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Couldn't that photo be used as evidence?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I don't know what you mean.......... :blushing:

    Changed picture to something really dirty, just for you Bex

    Thank you :)
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Couldn't that photo be used as evidence?
    Evidence? I am fixing it, not breaking it :tongue:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I don't know what you mean.......... :blushing:

    Changed picture to something really dirty, just for you Bex

    Hammers fix everything.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Never a truer word spoken! I can fix anything with a hammer, if only I could use the hammer for weight loss :wink:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Right, not having this anymore, WE NEED MORE SMUT!!! I know it's Monday but come on peeps :devil:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Right, not having this anymore, WE NEED MORE SMUT!!! I know it's Monday but come on peeps :devil:

    Okay....um....who loves to get hammered and who loves to get nailed?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Right, not having this anymore, WE NEED MORE SMUT!!! I know it's Monday but come on peeps :devil:

    Okay....um....who loves to get hammered and who loves to get nailed?

    BOOM! Straight to the point! I love to hammer it in....
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    BOOM! Straight to the point! I love to hammer it in....

    And I always pictured you more the drilling type.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Nice one, I also remember a joke address that went round school involving a young lady, residing in a pub in hertfordshire

    Smut delivery then:

    Miss Lucy Likes
    Cockswell Inn
    Tillit
    Herts (for our overseas friends the county of Hertfordshire is shortened to Herts which is pronounced 'hurts')
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    BOOM! Straight to the point! I love to hammer it in....

    And I always pictured you more the drilling type.

    I like a bit of rodding personally
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Right, not having this anymore, WE NEED MORE SMUT!!! I know it's Monday but come on peeps :devil:

    Okay....um....who loves to get hammered and who loves to get nailed?

    One normally follows the other doesn't it??? :laugh:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Right, not having this anymore, WE NEED MORE SMUT!!! I know it's Monday but come on peeps :devil:

    Okay....um....who loves to get hammered and who loves to get nailed?

    One normally follows the other doesn't it??? :laugh:

    Well you tell us, are you an expert? :tongue:

    Nailing, hammering, rodding, drilling all require different sized tools surely.....
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Right, not having this anymore, WE NEED MORE SMUT!!! I know it's Monday but come on peeps :devil:

    Okay....um....who loves to get hammered and who loves to get nailed?

    One normally follows the other doesn't it??? :laugh:

    Well you tell us, are you an expert? :tongue:

    Nailing, hammering, rodding, drilling all require different sized tools surely.....

    I can only comment on the 'hammered' part I'm afraid lol
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Yeah yeah!

    Or is that the only bit you remember......
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Unfortunately I am speaking the truth!!!:sad:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Unfortunately I am speaking the truth!!!:sad:
    I don't believe you!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    SERIOUSLY, I'm telling the truth! I swear on the KOD thread!!!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I've forgotten what all the others mean!!!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    SERIOUSLY, I'm telling the truth! I swear on the KOD thread!!!

    Well that isn't right! You are a good looking lady with, from what I can see from your pictures, a smoking hot body! You should be fighting them off :flowerforyou:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    SERIOUSLY, I'm telling the truth! I swear on the KOD thread!!!

    Well that isn't right! You are a good looking lady with, from what I can see from your pictures, a smoking hot body! You should be fighting them off :flowerforyou:

    :blushing: Thank you, so not true though lol
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Stop being so modest
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Can't, it's what I believe
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Well I would *insert verb for using a power tool* you :tongue:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Well I would *insert verb for using a power tool* you :tongue:

    Even with all that facial hair?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    More to grab onto from behind :wink:
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Well I would *insert verb for using a power tool* you :tongue:

    Thank goodness for Hougt, he is able to say what I'm thinking without embarrasing anyone or getting myself in to trouble. (ooh should I have just said that? :embarassed: )
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    More to grab onto from behind :wink:

    Ooo errr :embarassed:

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