The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Well you wanted smut....
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Well I would *insert verb for using a power tool* you :tongue:

    Thank goodness for Hougt, he is able to say what I'm thinking without embarrasing anyone or getting myself in to trouble. (ooh should I have just said that? :embarassed: )
    I wouldn't worry about that buddy!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Yes, we're all friends here. Just let it out!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Is it wrong that I pictured an actual power tool being inserted??? :noway: OUCH :noway:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I imagine a circular saw wouldn't be much fun.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Is it wrong that I pictured an actual power tool being inserted??? :noway: OUCH :noway:

    It's a bit sick but at the same time slightly arousing :tongue:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Hammer drill with a toy on the end?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Toy... like one of those squeeky hammers?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Toy... like one of those squeeky hammers?

    How big!!! :noway: :noway: :noway:
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Is it wrong that I pictured an actual power tool being inserted??? :noway: OUCH :noway:

    If power tools arn't your thing there is always veg, I have an allotment full of them :devil:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
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    How big!!! :noway: :noway: :noway:
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    Typical girl... size isn't everything you know...
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  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    How big!!! :noway: :noway: :noway:
    [/quote]
    Typical girl... size isn't everything you know...
    hammer_small.jpg
    [/quote]

    Ribbed for extra pleasure
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    whats all this O_O
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Is it wrong that I pictured an actual power tool being inserted??? :noway: OUCH :noway:

    It's a bit sick but at the same time slightly arousing :tongue:

    Only a bit sick?!
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Is it wrong that I pictured an actual power tool being inserted??? :noway: OUCH :noway:

    It's a bit sick but at the same time slightly arousing :tongue:

    Only a bit sick?!

    Well, I try not to be judgemental and keep an open mind :wink:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    whats all this O_O

    You have stumbled upon a random thread full of smut, ramblings and randomness.......


    WELCOME!
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    whats all this O_O

    You have stumbled upon a random thread full of smut, ramblings and randomness.......


    WELCOME!

    But probably more smut than ramblings and randomness :wink: and yes - welcome
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    SMUT???? where

    hammer_small.jpg
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    whats all this O_O

    You have stumbled upon a random thread full of smut, ramblings and randomness.......


    WELCOME!

    You forgot the cartoon villain s******. But I can see you rubbing your hands together at the prospect of some new blood!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    It censored a word that rhymes with trigger but with an 'sn' at the start instead of 'tr'.

    Really?
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    It censored a word that rhymes with trigger but with an 'sn' at the start instead of 'tr'.

    Really?

    That's almost a good as some public sector IT systems didn't allow you access to sites containing the words Sussex, Wessex etc but didn't stop you from sites containing S****horpe :noway:

    OMG - its censored it :laugh: how can you censor a place?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    To be honest, if you have been there you will know why it needs that word in it :tongue: (no offence to people living there)
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    It censored a word that rhymes with trigger but with an 'sn' at the start instead of 'tr'.

    Really?

    Ok time to break out the Thesaurus

    You should be ok with either, giggle, titter (steady Hougt), laugh or my personal favourite guffaw.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    It's the only place in the UK - maybe the whole world - with that word in it!

    So do we have a new challenge? To find out how many words we can have censored?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    That's almost a good as some public sector IT systems didn't allow you access to sites containing the words Sussex, Wessex etc but didn't stop you from sites containing S****horpe :noway:

    OMG - its censored it :laugh: how can you censor a place?

    Same way it censored the word similar to titter (tee hee!) and guffaw. Idiocy!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    whats all this O_O

    You have stumbled upon a random thread full of smut, ramblings and randomness.......


    WELCOME!

    EXCELLENT
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    whats all this O_O

    You have stumbled upon a random thread full of smut, ramblings and randomness.......


    WELCOME!

    EXCELLENT
    As long as your mind wanders into the gutter every now and then you will fit right in. I will be your jester for the thread, please feel free to post all you want, but be wary of our 'input'
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Loooooonnneeeellyyyyyyyyyyy, I'm Mr Looonnneeellllyyyyy
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    And you held the KOD title overnight!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Loooooonnneeeellyyyyyyyyyyy, I'm Mr Looonnneeellllyyyyy

    :ohwell:

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