The kiss of death!!!!!
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Dirty minds always welcome here, we discussed that yesterday... Much better than being a nerd LOL0
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I'm now tempted to jump on this bandwagon as it's made it to the new thread... so who wants to talk thermodynamic wave displacement in a viscous environment?0
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Dirty minds always welcome here, we discussed that yesterday... Much better than being a nerd LOL
..oh.. I'll get my coat then...0 -
I'm now tempted to jump on this bandwagon as it's made it to the new thread... so who wants to talk thermodynamic wave displacement in a viscous environment?
It is not all it is cracked up to be, I prefer acoustic wave speed through a bedroom wall during loud sex0 -
Are you in the room or the one listering from the other side?0
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Bex can you please take your KOD over to either of the following threads:
- Eating back exercise calories
- OMG I ate a burger, am I going to get FAT?????
- Starvation mode
- MFP v Weight Watchers0 -
Are you in the room or the one listering from the other side?
I thought I was the one in the carpark down the road?0 -
Bex can you please take your KOD over to either of the following threads:
- Eating back exercise calories
- OMG I ate a burger, am I going to get FAT?????
- Starvation mode
- MFP v Weight Watchers
I'm on it LOL0 -
Check out my new ticker, I'm so proud of my locked thread HAHA (now i'm the nerd)0
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Are you in the room or the one listering from the other side?
I thought I was the one in the carpark down the road?
And once again we're back with the dogging0 -
Are you in the room or the one listering from the other side?
I thought I was the one in the carpark down the road?
Oh yes, walking the dog. I wasn't sure if you was also the neighbour listening through the walls0 -
Check out my new ticker, I'm so proud of my locked thread HAHA (now i'm the nerd)0
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HAVING A BAD DAY.......... READ THIS......A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished
to see the bed
was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an
envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,
'Dad.'
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and, with
trembling hands, read the letter...
"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid scene
with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she
is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all
her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she
is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy
said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it
with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on the kitchen table.
Whahahahahahahahahaha!! Thanks, I needed that!!0 -
No worries, and welcome0
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Oh no, I've had the KOD on the 'Snog. marry or avoid' thread :sad:
AND AGAIN!!! I give up, I will only post on here from now on LOL0 -
Relax, you have been saved0
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Well if you've got it flaunt it!
Damn - need to get used to using 'quote' - the comment about was about Bex and her new ticker she is proud of - epic fail for me0 -
I am flattered :flowerforyou: :blushing: :laugh:0
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I get the impression you're just a tart0
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I'm now tempted to jump on this bandwagon as it's made it to the new thread... so who wants to talk thermodynamic wave displacement in a viscous environment?
MEEE pick me. I know this one!0
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