The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I cut out caffeine several years back because it made me too nervous. Now I can only tolerate a little. People always tease me for drinking diet, caffiene free Coke. They ask what's the point? I say the tingly bubbles!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I feel left out. I never really had any caffeine to start with!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Well, we took away your innocence, certainly we can get you hooked on caffeine!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    And they certainly do tingle during a coke mouthed BJ ;)
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    And diet coke keeps it a 5 cals per serving.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    What's a BJ?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    What's a BJ?

    Haha, think about it...
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    And they certainly do tingle during a coke mouthed BJ ;)

    Please tell me you've never actually tried that!!!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    What's a BJ?

    It rhymes with Slow Rob.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Can't believe you both fell for that!

    Although I've never tried it, because I'm so innocent and all, I can't see how the coke thing could possibly work.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Well, it's like rum and coke. Just replace the rum...
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    And they certainly do tingle during a coke mouthed BJ ;)

    Please tell me you've never actually tried that!!!

    Well I have never given one, but I might have had one..........mmmm tingly and ice cold
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Well, it's like rum and coke. Just replace the rum...
    I'll add that one to the Christmas Cocktails List then... I guess not one for when the family are around though.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member

    Well I have never given one, but I might have had one..........mmmm tingly and ice cold

    I don't believe him for a second.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Is that your halloweeen costume, Tinz?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088


    Well I have never given one, but I might have had one..........mmmm tingly and ice cold

    I don't believe him for a second.

    That I have had one or never given one?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Either?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Is that your halloweeen costume, Tinz?
    If I were as skinny as that I wouldn't be on MFP ;-)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Is that your halloweeen costume, Tinz?
    If I were as skinny as that I wouldn't be on MFP ;-)

    So the costume's a bit tight then?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    ...bits would be pinging off in all directions...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I imagine the chafing would be quite severe as well.
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I believe him, and agree it has its benefits :wink:
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    I always think Vimto sounds like it should be a cleaning product.

    Sorry, just catching up, Vimto may sound like a cleaning product but it is also an amagram of Vomit, now do you still want to drink it :sick:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I always think Vimto sounds like it should be a cleaning product.

    Sorry, just catching up, Vimto may sound like a cleaning product but it is also an amagram of Vomit, now do you still want to drink it :sick:

    Yep, I loves it!!!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I always think Vimto sounds like it should be a cleaning product.

    Sorry, just catching up, Vimto may sound like a cleaning product but it is also an amagram of Vomit, now do you still want to drink it :sick:

    I've actually only ever tasted it once. And that was enough. But to each her/his own.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I've actually only ever tasted it once. And that was enough. But to each her/his own.
    ...reminds me of the Carry On sketch... just got the one child?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I always think Vimto sounds like it should be a cleaning product.

    Sorry, just catching up, Vimto may sound like a cleaning product but it is also an amagram of Vomit, now do you still want to drink it :sick:

    I've actually only ever tasted it once. And that was enough. But to each her/his own.

    Still talking about Vimto or something else with 5 cals?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Like your sausage?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Main topics of discussion on this thread (in no particular order) have been:

    Dogging
    Streaking
    Bex's baps (not crusty)
    Nutritional content of semen
    Hougt's sausage (only 5 calories, but extra if you use full fat coke)
    My grapefruit (firm yet juicy)
    Chafing
    BJs
    The loss of my innocence

    Number of posts about fitness and losing weight: 8 (estimated)

    Have I missed anything important?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Main topics of discussion on this thread (in no particular order) have been:

    Dogging
    Streaking
    Bex's baps (not crusty)
    Nutritional content of semen
    Hougt's sausage (only 5 calories, but extra if you use full fat coke)
    My grapefruit (firm yet juicy)
    Chafing
    BJs
    The loss of my innocence

    Number of posts about fitness and losing weight: 8 (estimated)

    Have I missed anything important?

    No I think you're about right... I think we need more smutty subjects myself :devil: