The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    That reminds me I need to trim the bush before winter or the wife will go mad

    You only trim the bush once a year??? no wonder she would get mad about you missing the annual trim then...

    You trim more often?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    That reminds me I need to trim the bush before winter or the wife will go mad

    You only trim the bush once a year??? no wonder she would get mad about you missing the annual trim then...

    You trim more often?

    yes! i don't want my front porch looking untidy...
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Cool, I tend to cut the grass at least once a week.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Anyone else noticed how harvo andoboeing always seem to 'come' together???
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Anyone else noticed how harvo andoboeing always seem to 'come' together???

    i'm not about to complain... it's a nice thought to have a man with a well trimmed lawn around :wink:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Anyone else noticed how harvo andoboeing always seem to 'come' together???

    I think females should come when they can...
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Anyone else noticed how harvo andoboeing always seem to 'come' together???

    I think females should come when they can...

    absolutely!!!!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Morning :)
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Morning :flowerforyou:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Greetings fellow KODers
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Good morning from across the pond.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Morning Halloweeners :)
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    On this thread, it's probably more like Halloweenies!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I was about to say "speak for yourself" but then I realised I'm not a bloke and it would just sound wrong.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    While that's true, everyone can have fun with a weenie!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Ah, a weenie - I get it now... like a chipolata right?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Yes, but chipolata sounds sensible while weenies sound fun. Wheee!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Ah, a weenie - I get it now... like a chipolata right?

    i was with you, as in, not getting it LOL
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    You two are totally missing the opportunity here. Isn't weenie a slang word in the UK for a certain male body part? Where's Hougt when we need him?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I thought it was pronounced 'weener' is that right? it one of those words you can only say with an American accent... kind of lke saying 'bear can' and trying not to sound like a Jamaican talking about bacon!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Technically, its wiener (from the Germans), but often is called a weenie (kind of like Cathy for Catherine).
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I can't think of a time when I'll ever actually need to say the words bear and can together.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    But try it, and try not to sound Jamaican... :)
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I can't think of a time when I'll ever actually need to say the words bear and can together.

    How about a bear can climb a tree?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Ah - that would be a typo then, should have been beer can - do'h!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Is that what a bear can do?

    Well look at that!

    I'm Australian so my accent doesn't really work with this exercise.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Ah - that would be a typo then, should have been beer can - do'h!

    It was more fun when it was bear
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    So back to SeeRunners weener, do you dip it in things like we do with the chipolata?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Well I suppose I do! Everyone loves dipping sauces.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Alll this talk of weeners and chipolatas is making me hungry.

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