The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Off now to have a massage. Have a nice evening all
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    wow, i was waiting for harvo to jump on that and take care of it for you...

    have a great time!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    DANG...too slow.... :sad:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    aw, there there harvo.

    you can massage me!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    aw, there there harvo.

    you can massage me!

    Will do but I must ask Bern if she is satisfied first....Satisfaction is what I strive for!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i am not trying to take you away from Bern. I'll wait until she says she is satisfied... although, if she never does....
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Understanding there is a time difference i can only go studio long for those across the pond from us. ..
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    don't tell that to Bern...
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I think Bern is passed out.....
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Morning all!!!

    I think we might roll today with a bit of effort... Who's in???
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I think Bern is passed out.....

    Bern fell asleep waiting for you to get bored with the grapefruit and start on the actual massage!

    Yes to a Thursday roll!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Morning all!!!

    I think we might roll today with a bit of effort... Who's in???

    I can be deep in if you want? :wink:

    Let's do this!!!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    You gotta roll with it
    You gotta take your time
    You gotta say what you say
    Don't let anybody get in your way
    'Cause it's all too much for me to take

    Don't ever stand aside
    Don't ever be denied
    You wanna be who you'd be
    If you're coming with me
  • ChloeRoseLejeune
    ChloeRoseLejeune Posts: 488
    So I was driving down one of the larger streets here in my city. Four lanes, 2 lanes on each side. I was in the right lane, the whole ****ing street was wide open, when a car full of doucebags with fauxhawks and chin straps in a shiny Lexus with rims pulls up behind me and starts tailgating me really ****ing bad. The left lane is wide open to pass and I was already going 5mph over the speed limit so I just tap my brakes, they back off, then roar back up. They do this like 3 times.

    then they speed up, pass me, then SLAM ON THEIR ****ING BRAKES and I have to swerve to avoid them. They speed off laughing and flipping me off. I am pretty much at bezerker mode at this moment and think I might just ****ing crash my car into them...then I notice a cup in my cup holder. It's my girlfriend's half drunk White Chocolate Mocha from Starbucks from a week ago. **** stank to high heaven with the lid off

    I speed up and try to keep tabs on the guys. Eventually they get into a left hand turn lane with a red light. Forward lane has a green light. So I changed lanes, slowed down a bit and ****ing alley-oop'd the stanky drink right into their ****ing car and watched it go everywhere!!

    Traffic behind me was starting to get heavy so they couldn't get out in time to catch up with me. Luckily my car doesn't have plates yet, so they didn't have any way to identify my car other than to say its a red Honda Civic
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Morning all..i am in...
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    OK, I'll just run that through the online translation software....
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Morning all!!!

    I think we might roll today with a bit of effort... Who's in???

    I can be deep in if you want? :wink:

    Let's do this!!!

    Deal :tongue:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
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  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    My banana is bent beyond EU limits
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    That is an especially bendy banana.

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